Time keeps on slipping

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro dude my guy it is only the 21rst tops world wide on earth mate. How are you able to predict the future son

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  • miseducator@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had to check today’s date because I was looking like guy in meme.

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  • rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This prophetic thing called a calendar

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yea and when the calendar runs out of days, what happens then smart guy? End of the world?

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can they be your brother and your son?

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When a man and his mother love each other very much…

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He got some of that Oedipussy

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depression and a bunch of shit hit this month.

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  • DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I keep waiting for the smooth part of the road but its all bumpy. Maybe I should just stop waiting for smooth? Maybe its never been smooth? How do I go back to delulu?

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For me it was the flu.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Los Angeles has had an unrelenting heatwave for most of spooktember. It’s been exceedingly hard to get into the spirit with highs hitting 40C/105F (or higher in the valley oof).

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At least I finished my costume in time this year

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  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wanted to dress as Steven Segal but I couldn’t find a wig and I’m not fat enough right now

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just buy one of those inflatable sumo suits. Get the hair and bad goatee and maybe a toy gun and you will be good to go.

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah October was insanely fast for me wtf.

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• buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For retailers it is Christmas anyways

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Decorations have been trickling out for the last three weeks. We’re finally hitting critical Giant Plastic Skeleton mass around here.

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• blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: did you know august and october combined to be 2.5 weeks in total this year?

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• RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wanted to make some decorations for the yard. Not worth it now haha

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• Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I watched Late Night with the Devil. That’s it. That was my only Halloween movie. I’m probably not even going to go through my Evil Dead movies at the end of October this year because I’ll be busy. What the hell.

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