Stop with the excuses and just eat it

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who would’ve thought Eve came up with Jesus Christ’s name.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She’s a time traveler. She’s actually Jesus’ mother Mary. Bible really missed out on the time travel aspects of a sci fi story.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All of this has happened before…

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  • mcheva@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean he’s right there in the tree next to her.

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• BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not hallucinogenic, it just gives you anxiety

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you read the Bible? It’s fucking hallucinogenic, alright.

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    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Several times. It’s old powerful men trying to hold on to power by reciting tons of boring lineage and trying to pass off various kinds of hallucinations, lies, and misinterpretations as magic that a narcissist God performed to maintain the power among very flawed men.

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