This is a joke about face sitting.
Season 7 episode 21, Assie Come Home
What about the one where Fry sleeps with his own grandmother to become his own grandfather?
PSA: This Futurama episode will be banned in the UK starting today
Submitted 1 day ago by plankton@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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THEPIGWHODIDIT@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
plankton@piefed.zip 16 hours ago
lmfao
I should have gone with that one
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Isn’t this the same country that has a pedo prince, and ties to the biggest pedo ring in modern history? Something about a Seville too…
jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Isn’t this the same country that has a pedo prince
No.
and ties to the biggest pedo ring in modern history?
I take it you mean Epstein? In which case plenty of countries have ties but predominantly US.
Something about a Seville too…
We do like our oranges and Spanish holidays.
x0x7@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
It’s also going to make that porn more popular. Media bans don’t actually work because of how media demand works. Supply and demand don’t naturally coordinate for media exchange, except by apply risk to non-paying recipients of media. That’s how copyright works. If you apply risk to non-paying recipients for a different reason, economics doesn’t care about your reason. Just that you applied risk. Risk applied to paying parties goes into a different part of the formula. The result is total demand goes up (cash changing hand motivating production), but it becomes sold as a contrarian.
D = CV*min(1,FR/FV)-CR, F(free) V(value) R(risk) C(commercial)
Because these are all distributions. Subtracting the CR distribution from that more complex part never gives you a zero distribution. But if FR is uniformly zero, demand goes to zero. Once you introduce FR you open the window of coordination (modifier of CV) to be non-zero. Because copyright enforcement is lax for pornography, FR is basically zero now. But it’s about to not be.
It’s the same reason commercial production of CSAM increases.
Ok, bye.
herrpfad@feddit.org 16 hours ago
There is some explanation missing before this makes sense. In whixh units is demand measured? In currency? In amounts of “media”? What is free risk supposed to mean? And what is commercial risk? And how can it be the same unit as free and commercial value, and demand? 1€ risk? How do you apply it? How can they be distributions? Are we talking about probability distributions? What if CV < CR argh… Where can I find answers?
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Bruh you made me remember this fever dream of a fucking episode
Embargo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Is this classed as “ass smothering” or “jeans facesitting”?
recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yes
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
With a side of sploshing it looks like.
I think that’s what they call it when there’s food involved.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They should ban the one with the dog instead
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Sometimes it’s ok to feel the big feelings, actually.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
True, but there’s also a reason trigger warnings exist. I’m still bitter about it.
mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 1 day ago
You monster, I just stopped crying over Seymour
Killer57@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
With this new lawn effect in the UK, does that mean that most have Totally Spies is banned there?
scytale@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I thought she had some weird long feet before I zoomed in.
marzhall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, he plausibly can breath so it’s okay, if I understand the stupid bill’s logic.
“What if the half-pints (who shouldn’t be on those soites without a porno loicense anyway!) learn the wrong way to have a mad hatter!”
plankton@piefed.zip 1 day ago
he couldn’t breathe a moment ago when he had a pot of honey stuck on his head
marzhall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
makes ya think
Neil@netburrow.org 1 day ago
From the thumbnail, I thought Leela had a freakishly long foot for a second.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And?
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not from the UK, what’s this about. Can’t sit on faces no more?
remon@ani.social 1 day ago
A new law that bans several kinks in porn is going in effect to day.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Governmental kink shaming? Yikes.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 1 day ago
The way I read it is that possession of the material is illegal, not sharing or recording. Possession. In Denmark possession of CSAM was made illegal and it lead to police being forced to prosecute people who accidentally uncovered CSAM and wanted to report it. I haven’t heard of specific cases, but if you want to report existence of CSAM on a CD that is in your hands which you found in the attic of a home you just moved into the police will tell you to destroy it immediately and forget about it because the law can’t distinguish between the owner of the CSAM and the current temporary person that possesses it and reports it. The UK law sounds like it will create the same issue (not that I am arguing that consensual BDSM = CSAM. Far from it. I just fear the consequences could be transferrable to this law and outlawing bits and bytes is always a problem).
I btw couldn’t find face sitting on the list of outlawed kinks, so those who are into that are safe for now.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Because historically that always goes well.
/S
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The govt really shouldn’t open up that can of worms.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Any dorm of choking is banned, which includes face sittning apparently.