jambudz
@jambudz@lemmy.zip
- Comment on PSA: This Futurama episode will be banned in the UK starting today 2 days ago:
They were all fever dreams
- Comment on Sir Patrick Stewart saved the universe 3 days ago:
Patrick Stewart is Jesus?
- Comment on ☘️🧼 4 days ago:
Lol, it wasn’t traumatizing or anything. Genuinely funny.
- Comment on ☘️🧼 5 days ago:
My parents didn’t like me swearing so they made me wash out my mouth with soap. It didn’t fucking work because I pretended to like the taste. They gave up.
- Comment on I Just Add Milk To The Tin Mate 1 week ago:
Fuck nestle
- Comment on What is the charge? Taking a leaf? A succulent aloe vera leaf? 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure the store the original post was from put that up to get people to propagate iirc
- Comment on Me making a private key 2 weeks ago:
I love the vocals of this song being better than the real one
- Comment on In the deep freeze 3 weeks ago:
Haagen dasz is nestle. Never
- Comment on Check carefully 4 weeks ago:
Legitimately just saw a usb until I read
- Comment on f.. 4 weeks ago:
Kaiser permanente
- Comment on f.. 4 weeks ago:
Fwog
- Comment on I have always found this to be true 4 weeks ago:
Uhm. I’m the youngest. I’m definitely the reason we had rules and the rules did not apply to me,
- Comment on What's your opinion on Alan Ritchson 4 weeks ago:
Is totally let him destroy my hole.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 4 weeks ago:
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Popes and priests before the renaissance (I can’t remember the specific cut off) were told not to fuck, but all did as it was seen that no one was that godly to deny sex. Early bishops were a hereditary position passed from “celibate” father to son. Oh and the Avignon popes basically built the first European sin city because one of them really loved fucking and gambling.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Stars are not combustion, so technically no.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
- Comment on At least my dick is minty fresh 4 weeks ago:
Coconut oil
- Comment on this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking 5 weeks ago:
I’m 33 and gay and appreciate the memes.
- Comment on this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking 5 weeks ago:
Gen X forgotten. For reference I’m a millennial
- Comment on this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking 5 weeks ago:
I’ll drink piss, just not mine
- Comment on Ah, Beans 5 weeks ago:
Lol. I mean we’ve kinda bred chicken from jungle fowl to a similar purpose, but I salute your Diogenean logic.
- Comment on Ah, Beans 5 weeks ago:
Lol. I’m well aware. But I’m fine murdering chickens. They’re dumb animals that truly want to die. Or at least all the spoiled chickens I’ve raised on the farm do. They refuse to do anything for self preservation.
- Comment on Ah, Beans 5 weeks ago:
I can’t have beans or any legumes or pulses D:
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 5 weeks ago:
I’m the kind that didn’t see it because the colors are off. Lol
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 5 weeks ago:
Am I too gay to understand this?
- Comment on Lo peor que puede decir es no 5 weeks ago:
Hijueputa. Learn your Spanish
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 5 weeks ago:
This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 5 weeks ago:
I really hope he refuses to perform it
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 1 month ago:
Don’t forget the hippies all grew up and became Reagan republicans.