jambudz

@jambudz@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God bless the Midwest⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Midwest, not northwest. The northwest is Oregon and Washington

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The three archetypes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon musk did not found Tesla. He bought it and then wrote in his name as founder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beast Mode⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hundred men went in (Aileen Wuornos). Ten men come out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is absolutely a shitpost. Send to someone who needs to hear it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not my dad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know the reason why.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a 7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know the reason why.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  32, American, never seen a red pistachio

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it isn't⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t waste ice cream coloring in cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m going to tell my kids this was Heated Rivalry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I watch gay porn for the story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do it right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For a private home or business this is the perfect sign⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misunderstanding?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly feel like I instantly know oldman in a movie. I also saw muppet treasure island first so my brain may have gotten confused

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Don't dream it, be it." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh dear god how did I not realize that was Tim curry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soda pop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wallerydoos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's barely a science.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Math is for useless things like solving Diophantine equations or playing with primes. I will not have math slandered by associating it with applications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Mexico in the room with you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitten Mittens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes them silent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought. Is this boys halfway house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #6⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough is enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you have a deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Greeks actually won⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Χ-τιπς (q-tips, op doesn’t know what sounds Greek letters do, also xi is the one that I’m going to use as the approximation of q)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Average hotdog , 23 g of fat, 6 g of protein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard choices. Who would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jake, you fucking monster.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoutout to finland⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me and a bunch of friends tried this salty licorice at an Icelandic hot dog dinner party (Dan is fun). The only two people who didn’t abhor the licorice were me and the only other gay dude. Do with that info as you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious rocks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lead and antimony are both sweet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddle this winter with Biggy Barns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He do be looking hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitch I’m Magyar.