At least my dick is minty fresh

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All 10 dentists hate you.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good

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• QueenMidna@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’all use lotion?

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  • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.

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    • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who feeds you this bullshit?

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• RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012

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• crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You gotta use tiger balm like a real man

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coconut oil

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  • Flatulent69Iguana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    canola because it has a higher smoke point

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We settin’ records here

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mayonaise

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    • renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Straight to jail

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• DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your inefficiency disgusts me.

  Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … Toothpaste…?

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, what of it.

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    • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Naire is great too

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Vicks Vaporub

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Child abuse???

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.

      If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻

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  • ElDuderino@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Criikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How you think I got my name? It burns good

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• derAbsender@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your pediatrician will be happy to ready this

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!

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• MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beating with water is not that hot huh.

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