MintyFresh
@MintyFresh@lemmy.world
- Comment on Unexpected item in the bagging area! 1 day ago:
By biggest gripe is that they’re always so low to the ground. Like their worried a kindergartner won’t be able to use it.
- Comment on Why? 2 days ago:
What!? I can’t even log in using my PornHub credentials? Fucking amateurs.
- Comment on bone 4 days ago:
I have but one bone to give!
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 5 days ago:
Exactly this. I knew this old retired fighter pilot guy, and he had asbestos gloves he held onto from his service days. He let me play with them at a BBQ once. You could straight up shove your hand into a pile of burning coals, hold it in your hand. Cool to the touch. It really seemed like magic. It really is a wonder-material. If not for the afromentioned cancer…
- Comment on Pink Ranger 6 days ago:
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some B’s job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
Far douchier than a laser suit.
- Comment on Pink Ranger 6 days ago:
Ohhh I’d have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
- Comment on I don't know about that one 1 week ago:
I’ve been switching between PCP and angel dust for years. Just when I feel I’m becoming addicted to one I just switch, and I’m totally sane, maybe even THE MOST sane person. I should run for president!
- Comment on They should be. 1 week ago:
Phalups
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Straight to the gulag with you!
- Comment on My beautiful code 1 week ago:
That looks good AF. I may have spaghetti tonight
- Comment on So unfair 2 weeks ago:
It was easier when everywhere was a cloud of tobacco smoke anyway. Your weed smoke would just kinda get lost in it.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 2 weeks ago:
Idk, but “u’re” gave me a minor aneurysm
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 weeks ago:
And she was made of rib
- Comment on There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate 2 weeks ago:
We used to have bits of paper with lines representing geography
- Comment on I'm just better 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on wth 3 weeks ago:
Lohawk
- Comment on Kitchen 3 weeks ago:
This was written by a golden retriever
- Comment on In case you weren’t sure which box 3 weeks ago:
I work in public transportation. There’s a certain segment, I’d say a solid 40-50% of people, are effectively illiterate. Maybe they can read, but I have yet to see any evidence of it.
- Comment on The idiot mayor of Toronto extended bar hours to 4am so fans in Toronto can enjoy the World Cup no matter time the game is 4 weeks ago:
I used to be that night shift worker. I was so grateful for that one bar in town that opened in the morning. Nothing like ending the work week with a bloody Mary at sunrise!
- Comment on Wowee 4 weeks ago:
That’s a lot of kielbasa!
- Comment on Gold 5 weeks ago:
It’s a good conductor, doesn’t corrode easily.
- Comment on Tim had it coming 5 weeks ago:
Don’t be a tim apologist. Tis’nt a good look…
- Comment on We're so back 1 month ago:
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- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 1 month ago:
Lol where I am, crackheads would bust into that front part and have a little crackhead dacha in no time.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Straight to hell,
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 2 months ago:
I bet you’re a blast at parties
- Comment on Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there? 2 months ago:
- Comment on This is your brain on drugs 2 months ago:
Ya, skip salvia. I’ve never had a harder trip I enjoyed less
- Comment on I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do. 2 months ago:
Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says
Free soiled mattress!
Whomever takes it is now your bff
