MintyFresh
@MintyFresh@lemmy.world
- Comment on We're so back 3 days ago:
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- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 5 days ago:
Lol where I am, crackheads would bust into that front part and have a little crackhead dacha in no time.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Straight to hell,
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 3 weeks ago:
I bet you’re a blast at parties
- Comment on Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on This is your brain on drugs 4 weeks ago:
Ya, skip salvia. I’ve never had a harder trip I enjoyed less
- Comment on I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do. 4 weeks ago:
Stick it in the front yard with a sign that says
Free soiled mattress!
Whomever takes it is now your bff
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 5 weeks ago:
The fucked up thing is Iraq was, by and large, ready to welcome us as liberators. Bush and co were just so focused on the oil they neglected tf out of every form of diplomacy.
Behind the bastards did a great run down of what happened. Basically, we snubbed their religious leaders, cut basic services, and left unnecessary destruction in our wake. We also left the Iraqi army to rot. Instead of getting a large amount of well trained and armed men to do something productive, we left them to do what they did.
But hey,! Stock prices were great! Haliburtin made a killing! Still no wmd’s tho…
- Comment on 🫤🤬🥴 5 weeks ago:
Have a system that doesn’t pressure and schedule dr’s for maximum profit. Have a system of education that doesn’t cap the number of dr’s graduated per year. Tis the squeeze of capitalism.
- Comment on Mission to the Cloud Server 5 weeks ago:
I’ve worked in more than a couple factories and fabrication shops. Everything was on XP.
- Comment on When you're the type of person who commits. (xpost, because the Factorio joke inspired me) 5 weeks ago:
I got lost in the 40k wiki for a bit. I’ve tried reading the books a few times. They weren’t bad l, just not great. Awesome world building, mediocre story telling. Thus far…
- Comment on A job's a job 1 month ago:
Mine has a seed library. Perhaps they have poppies?
- Comment on The original Lemmy shitpost 1 month ago:
I used to be a home shitter. Then I took a job doing over the road trucking. Now I don’t care. As long as it looks like I won’t catch anything putting cheeks to seat I’ll go for it.
Hell, sometimes I’ll stop and pinch one off on my way home just so I won’t stink out my own bathroom. Giant gaps in the stall where people can look? Fine, enjoy the show. I would and have made eye contact.
Free your poops!
- Comment on I have an AI proof job 1 month ago:
So your saying I should take my battery powered grinder, saw-za, and crack pipe to a data center?
- Comment on True sense of community 1 month ago:
I once made a bong out of a cantaloupe and two carrots.
- Comment on if i had a job 1 month ago:
Ya, that doesn’t look like a conference room where anyone would entertain “high net worth clients”. Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.
- Comment on How? 1 month ago:
- Comment on where? 1 month ago:
5, obviously. We’re gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
- Comment on Like a Soulslike bonfire 1 month ago:
It must be, because I went to public schools and they weren’t so bad. Sure there was highjinx and the occasional bit of vandalism, but you could at least still take a poo if you had to.
- Comment on Like a Soulslike bonfire 1 month ago:
Explain yourself!!
- Comment on Genius. 1 month ago:
I thought chestnuts were like almost extinct?
- Comment on But I'm a Nice Guy(TM)! 1 month ago:
This! I tell young men I come across having trouble the ladies department. Work on the friend part of girlfriend before all else.
- Comment on Anyone know where I can buy or get books by the pound to start a new library for our local jail. To help them read and prep them for a GED? 1 month ago:
- Comment on Jason Is Well-Done 1 month ago:
That boy ain’t right…
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 2 months ago:
Fistula… I’m scared to search that…
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 2 months ago:
Wall drug!
- Comment on RIP Bozo 2 months ago:
Ahhh but that was a preemptive race to the bottom. We went down on them before they could go down on us!
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 2 months ago:
I used to know this retired Air Force jet pilot guy. He had an asbestos glove he took. You could put it on and just bury your hand in the bbq coals, hand didn’t even get warm. It was like straight up magic.
- Comment on Is spreading. 2 months ago:
It was super easy for me, and I’m by no means a sophisticated user. I used the terminal a couple of times just to try it out and get some settings just how I wanted them, but could have easily gotten by without it. If you look back fondly on xp you’re gonna thrive on mint!
