MajorasTerribleFate
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- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on Sounds beautiful 2 weeks ago:
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it’s still a cantrip).
- Comment on Sounds beautiful 2 weeks ago:
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target’s bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
- Comment on Sounds beautiful 2 weeks ago:
This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
- Comment on Is it theoretically possible to construct a self reproducing mechanical device? 2 weeks ago:
This was my first thought, and it was important to me that someone else have said it already.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
I’m not actually suggesting this is the case in your situation, but there definitely exist work environments in which employees are given contradictory directives so that non-compliance can be logged and used as justification later for lack of giving a raise or disciplinary measures.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
Pennywise is the character’s name, IIRC.
- Comment on Survey says... 5 weeks ago:
They just merge. They’re just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 5 weeks ago:
ELO measures the year you could go back to and match someone who is actually pretty good at chess for their time.
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on is it spelled "grey" or "gray"? 1 month ago:
You say this, and while I have never considered it in these terms before, it is obviously true to me.
- Comment on Take that, Scar! 1 month ago:
Maybe its meant to look like the live action Scar?
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 1 month ago:
This is exhilarating. Get excited!
- Comment on Don’t forget to regularly check your eyes! 1 month ago:
No. No! We ended The Game. It’s over.
- Comment on 🤭🤭🤭 1 month ago:
The large intestine is about 5 feet long.
- Comment on stroke confirmed 1 month ago:
250th anniversary, counting from the U.S. Declaration of Independence.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 month ago:
Take an I, set it immediately against the side of another I. Do that again with your other pair of Is and set them immediately atop the first pair. You now have a new I built from four Is in the same proportions. If it’s too big, scale it down or use smaller Is as components.
- Comment on The Projected Truth 1 month ago:
Someone on earth vs someone on the ISS have different gravitational experiences for instance.
The experience is different because the person in the ISS is simply not close enough to Earth to be subjected to Earth’s gravity, in any practical amount. But that doesn’t mean gravity stopped existing for them.
Ooh, time for science pedantry! The ISS is plenty close enough to Earth to experience almost the same gravity from the planet as on its surface, which is why it has to be orbiting at such speed - falling sideways fast enough and at the right angle so as not to come crashing down!
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Your original name was fine. The multiplier is one-sixth.
- Comment on Pro tip 1 month ago:
In the vein of threads about genies that fuck with your wishes:
If you kill a guy right at daylight savings and go home. You’re not lying when you say you were at home at 2am
Picked the wrong direction of daylight savings time, so instead of rolling back to 1am it went to 3am.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 months ago:
There it is, that’s the solution.
- Comment on Know Yourself! 2 months ago:
- Comment on wat 2 months ago:
The very short, very bastardized version is that as objects move at speeds closer to the speed of light, the way everything else around them appears to be shaped and moving changes. A “stationary” object you pass seems less long than it should in the dimension parallel to your travel. The net result is that however two objects are moving relative to each other, their own speeds warp their experiences of the universe such that nothing else is observed to be doing something “illegal”.
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 2 months ago:
Going on a video game killing spree can be cathartic, gross as that is. I cannot say I would be anything other than revolted by being presented with the video game scenario of getting into the shoes of an Epstein.
- Comment on Vibe management 2 months ago:
No, ong
- Comment on Splinter Cell designer says “one of the difficulties with modern stealth games” is realistic lighting, as environments are now so much “harder to read” 2 months ago:
Had a nice giggle, thanks
- Comment on PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC 2 months ago:
Haven’t had a Playstation since the PS2. Tried Bloodbourne for, like, 45 minutes when it was new. Still the only Playstation exclusive I want to play, barring Spiderman. But I can actually get those on PC, so.
- Comment on I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means 2 months ago:
OnlyPlanets
- Comment on New mrbeast video is dark 2 months ago:
en.wikipedia.org/…/Button,_Button_(The_Twilight_Z…
Yes, that somewhere in the world, someone she doesnt know will die.
When Mr. Steward returns to collect the button box after the button is pressed, the lady asks what happens to the box next. She is told it will go to someone else with the same offer, with assurances that the new recipient will not know who she is. As the previous commenter said, the wording deeply implies she would be the certain “someone” targeted by the next button press.
