But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.
Never count your chickens before they hatch
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
stephan262@lemmy.world 10 months ago
victorz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That would really top off the joke.
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unless the kid was planning on a single shot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.
Griffus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Started reading “Young lad” in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Started reading “Young lad” in the melody.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 months ago
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 months ago
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
phony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
better than grimreaper
papalonian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forced right?
Griffus@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.