Never count your chickens before they hatch

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7

    Really horny and really gay: Stamets

    I don’t think there’s anyone else here

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.

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  • phony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    better than grimreaper

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    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forced right?

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