Texas_Hangover
@Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
- Comment on I don't allow crime in my neighborhood 😡😡😡 1 day ago:
Kentucky Ballistics is gonna be all over it.
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 1 week ago:
Goddamit I’ll be listening to Lonely Island for hours now…
- Comment on After seeing that sign I would carry him in 2 weeks ago:
That duck likes to go in that building.
The building owners do not want the duck up in there.
The end.
- Comment on The Nintendo 64 is now 30 years old! Released in Japan on June 23, 1996. 2 weeks ago:
I discovered Starfox 64 the same year I discovered weed. It was a good year.
- Comment on Rough date 3 weeks ago:
Of course! You dont want to be fumbling around god knows where for that shit! Its unsafe.
- Comment on Enzymes be like 3 weeks ago:
Violence? Have you ever seen violence? You’re delegitimizing what violence actually is.
- Comment on Whiter than the whites 3 weeks ago:
Why is Yoko Ono there?
- Comment on my current daddy fling born in the 1970s 3 weeks ago:
My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY…
- Comment on Was starting to run low on the essentials 3 weeks ago:
I miss 151 ☹️
- Comment on Become ungovernable 3 weeks ago:
That motherfucker has it figured out!
- Comment on Any other games that have a similar vibe to My Summer Car? 4 weeks ago:
You might dig The Forest.
I died a LOT in the fucking forest.
- Comment on I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it? 4 weeks ago:
It’s a banger! Comes on at the perfect time too. I sat there and listened for quite a while lol.
- Comment on I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it? 4 weeks ago:
Tainted grail: fall of Avalon.
Its janky, but pretty cool in its own way.
- Comment on *uncurses you* 4 weeks ago:
Appreciate the effort, but it didn’t work :(
- Comment on So unfair 4 weeks ago:
I have a weed pen that’s smaller than my pinkie finger. I can and will hit that motherfucker wherever I feel like.
- Comment on Flavortown in shambles 5 weeks ago:
Saddam Hussein lookin’ ass.
- Comment on They be chompin 5 weeks ago:
You’re over thinking it brother! Open that thing, enjoy it. It will outlive is both.
- Comment on Aerosol 5 weeks ago:
Cockaded Woodpecker
Now your just making shit up.
- Comment on They be chompin 5 weeks ago:
Once you pour ketchup all over everything it doesn’t matter.
- Comment on Where are we heading? 1 month ago:
That’s a lot like my own workout schedule, only without the chest day.
- Comment on Shutting down a piracy site 1 month ago:
I always thought porn was the catalyst.
- Comment on Warhorse says that the new Middle-earth RPG 'will be a living world' with a 'strong narrative focus' and says new Kingdom Come game could arrive 'next fiscal year' 1 month ago:
Only until you get the required perk points to automatically make ten of them while you sleep.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 1 month ago:
Could probably work out an arrangement with dolphins and higher apes.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 1 month ago:
WAT
- Comment on When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company 1 month ago:
His pants ain’t on the fucking ground are they?
- Comment on When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, an emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances 1 month ago:
We dont have shoulders here, on account of all the road construction.
- Comment on I 3D printed a caddy for all my HTs 1 month ago:
Its super easy, I used the egzumer I think it was called. First install didn’t like to scan correctly, bit I wiped it and retried and its been working great ever since.
- Comment on I'm now doing sculptures all based on beer cans. This was my first effort 2 months ago:
It’s a beer can, not a keg.
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 2 months ago:
- Comment on We dunking on England again 2 months ago:
I thought I invented that while high!