A few years back got some new neighbors. This is in rural TX, everybody has at least one acre of land. There is plenty of room to just fuck off and mind their own business.

Anyway, new neighbor comes over and demands I quit using my smoker because it bothers his wife. We laugh him off the property lol.

He calls the cops throwing a fit and eventually got his dumbass arrested for disorderly conduct.

They moved away shortly thereafter, we still laugh about it around the neighborhood.