makes me feel alright

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have never been that high in my entire life.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”

  My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”

  But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

  “Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM

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  • cruseo@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here’s to you, Bradley

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

    And then i smoke two more

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    • nop@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At a certain point it’s diminishing returns

  How much higher are you really going to get after smoking a whole joint

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    We’ll never know if we don’t try it!

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know but I’m willing to do the research

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    • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Double

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    90s joints hit different

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    • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.

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• Ember@pie.eyeofthestorm.place ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta get on Tony Two Joints’s level

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better than 30 to 50 feral hogs.

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• Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I cannot just go to bed. I’m wired as fuck now.

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  • PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You should smoke two joints.

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• Lupo@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve done quite a bit of extended fasting. 12 days was the longest I’ve ever fasted.

  Smoked weed daily to handle hunger pains, worked great

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you have a hard time waking your digestive tract from its hibernation afterwards?

    I did a 5 day fast once and it took me a week more before I could poop again. These days if I fast longer than a day, I eat one large raw carrot each morning, it’s caloric value when raw is basically nothing because the body has to spend so much energy breaking it down, but the fibre in it keeps my digestive tract ticking over just enough so it doesn’t hibernate.

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    • Lupo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      First 3 days or so was broth and watermelon as I would be shitting liquid no matter what. Then i had sashimi for dinners, followed by buttered toast and eggs until I could eat and shit normally.

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• TWeaK@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m already halfway there!

  But unfortunately it led to me ordering Five Guys delivered…

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