portuga

@portuga@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes me feel alright⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can it be for me then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes me feel alright⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm… edibles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s this derivative subsersive comic of tintin from years ago where tintin gives it to milou in the ass. Can’t be bothered to search for references

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kick ass in the ass, yeah, mission accomplished

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has Jaws in the ass been done yet? Cause I’d watch that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So guys, pretty much every movie title amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Drain it, bop it, meth it, frog’em Technologic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “All You Need Is Love” by The Beatles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You must have a really small tank. Last time I filled up (less than a week) it was over 120€ (50 liters)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to be at peace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plastic (although not ambient friendly) is more peaceful, as you can bend it. A wooden chair has the benefit that you can sit more on the edge without falling back, cause I’m basically talking meditation sitting position 101, here, your spine should rest like “a stack of gold coins”, and tilting the hips back like on the edge of the sit helps put the spine straight, so there’s no stress and you can just rest in the position for long periods of time

  Really peaceful for me would be like a stiff zafu and sitting cross legged (with butt near the edge of the seat)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait bro, what if??????⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All mental constructs are “lies” in that it’s our vision of the world imposed on reality. What is a chair? For us is a structure we can sit on, for the universe or the rest of species on this planet, it’s just a piece of thing, and even wood is a constructed concept

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best at acting? Who cares? He’s my choice as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you ruined it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you are too young to know what this is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We had one of those. But then there was the fire incident. I thought in my childhood innocence years that burning CDs was a metaphor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just can't⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Be honest. #4 gotchya

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how things become science⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your last sentence saves you from being pedantic. Fun stuff, RIP in peace ✌️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can think of several ways I can print a word file to pdf. In the rare occasions I might need a pdf to share. But what I mean is pdf sucks and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

  Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll go with borse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Little House on the Prairie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kind of shell bracelet I think is also mandatory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ScIence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Par for the course⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans included*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

  Most likely

  Does it move?

  Shoot it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We need a new word. I suggest blob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you got me curious about photons, I mean what is wrong with your tongue? Thoughts and prayers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just eat them by night. It’s pretty hard to escape those thousand year photons specifically targeting OP’s icecream by day