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- Comment on THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY 2 weeks ago:
Little House on the Prairie
- Comment on Clock logic 2 weeks ago:
Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks
- Comment on Frick 4 weeks ago:
I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though
- Comment on Frick 4 weeks ago:
I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 1 month ago:
Some kind of shell bracelet I think is also mandatory
- Comment on ScIence 8 months ago:
Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage
- Comment on Par for the course 8 months ago:
What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?
- Comment on Humans included* 8 months ago:
Is there life elsewhere on the universe?
Most likely
Does it move?
Shoot it
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 8 months ago:
We need a new word. I suggest blob
- Comment on Photons 8 months ago:
Now you got me curious about photons, I mean what is wrong with your tongue? Thoughts and prayers
- Comment on Photons 8 months ago:
Or just eat them by night. It’s pretty hard to escape those thousand year photons specifically targeting OP’s icecream by day
- Comment on Motivational, inspiring 9 months ago:
YOU WANT GOOD
- Comment on I choose innovation. 9 months ago:
You misspelled best
- Comment on A scientific discovery 9 months ago:
Can’t argue with facts
- Comment on It's all a little bit mathy. 9 months ago:
Needs more imaginary numbers
- Comment on alpha 9 months ago:
Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up
- Comment on Good News! 10 months ago:
Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?
Or both?
- Comment on same as it ever was 10 months ago:
People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.
Also: portuga was here
- Comment on I swear to god 10 months ago:
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
- Comment on I swear to god 10 months ago:
It’s funnier this way?
- Comment on I swear to god 10 months ago:
You may be on to something
- Comment on I swear to god 10 months ago:
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
- Comment on No meme today 10 months ago:
Now really, how does one do that? No idea but I’d like to support the little I can. And what instance needs it most?
- Comment on Was the first too coincidentally 10 months ago:
Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him
- Comment on "The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK." 10 months ago:
Narrator: they would not be ok
- Comment on Forbidden magic 10 months ago:
HAIL ERIS
- Comment on Ailanthus 11 months ago:
Ai…what? I live in Portugal
- Comment on Nap game 11 months ago:
And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 11 months ago:
I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 11 months ago:
Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either