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@portuga@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait bro, what if??????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All mental constructs are “lies” in that it’s our vision of the world imposed on reality. What is a chair? For us is a structure we can sit on, for the universe or the rest of species on this planet, it’s just a piece of thing, and even wood is a constructed concept

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lmao⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best at acting? Who cares? He’s my choice as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you ruined it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you are too young to know what this is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We had one of those. But then there was the fire incident. I thought in my childhood innocence years that burning CDs was a metaphor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just can't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be honest. #4 gotchya

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how things become science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your last sentence saves you from being pedantic. Fun stuff, RIP in peace ✌️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save as PDF⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can think of several ways I can print a word file to pdf. In the rare occasions I might need a pdf to share. But what I mean is pdf sucks and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

  Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal guessing game!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll go with borse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE LEFT JUST DESTROYED THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little House on the Prairie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kind of shell bracelet I think is also mandatory

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ScIence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Par for the course⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans included*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

  Most likely

  Does it move?

  Shoot it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We need a new word. I suggest blob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you got me curious about photons, I mean what is wrong with your tongue? Thoughts and prayers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just eat them by night. It’s pretty hard to escape those thousand year photons specifically targeting OP’s icecream by day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivational, inspiring⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU WANT GOOD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose innovation.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A scientific discovery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t argue with facts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all a little bit mathy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more imaginary numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

  Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

  Also: portuga was here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funnier this way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You may be on to something