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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

  Also: portuga was here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funnier this way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You may be on to something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now really, how does one do that? No idea but I’d like to support the little I can. And what instance needs it most?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was the first too coincidentally⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: they would not be ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HAIL ERIS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ailanthus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ai…what? I live in Portugal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nap game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace of mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All bodies are beautiful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explosions in the Sky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No that’s not exactly right. It’s not that everything is only mind. Our subjective experience is only mind, you don’t actually see experience as it is but instead your experience of life is only mind in the sense it gets filtered by your sensory apparatus and hence it isn’t real as you don’t really sense reality as you are capable of. Doesn’t mean reality doesn’t exist if you’re not looking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explosions in the Sky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The buddha explained this 2500 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They have been playing us all along

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: pour me a guiness, please

  Bartender: here you go mate

  Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

  Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like it was a ... boobie trap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The opposite of shopaholic: shopcell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny thing is they’re there working after public hours. What are they doing? No one knows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If buying it isn't owning it...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a tower pc or two, but I gotta go pick it from the attic, hose it down, and then see if the cd tray still works
  But I appreciate your reply, even if I took my time to reply Farewell, friend 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipedes Don't Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m new to this. How can I delete this thread? It’s bringing me nightmares. K thx by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If buying it isn't owning it...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think basically that’s it. I don’t even have a CD player to rip my own CDs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best beverage ever. Personally I couldn’t live without it