portuga

@portuga@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ScIence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Par for the course⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans included*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

  Most likely

  Does it move?

  Shoot it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We need a new word. I suggest blob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you got me curious about photons, I mean what is wrong with your tongue? Thoughts and prayers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just eat them by night. It’s pretty hard to escape those thousand year photons specifically targeting OP’s icecream by day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivational, inspiring⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU WANT GOOD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose innovation.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A scientific discovery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t argue with facts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all a little bit mathy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more imaginary numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

  Or both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

  Also: portuga was here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funnier this way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You may be on to something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now really, how does one do that? No idea but I’d like to support the little I can. And what instance needs it most?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was the first too coincidentally⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: they would not be ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HAIL ERIS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ailanthus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ai…what? I live in Portugal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nap game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches an old concert video⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let me at 'em!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace of mind⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All bodies are beautiful