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@portuga@lemmy.world
- Comment on Motivational, inspiring 3 days ago:
YOU WANT GOOD
- Comment on I choose innovation. 4 days ago:
You misspelled best
- Comment on A scientific discovery 1 week ago:
Can’t argue with facts
- Comment on It's all a little bit mathy. 2 weeks ago:
Needs more imaginary numbers
- Comment on alpha 2 weeks ago:
Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up
- Comment on Good News! 4 weeks ago:
Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?
Or both?
- Comment on same as it ever was 5 weeks ago:
People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.
Also: portuga was here
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
It’s funnier this way?
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
You may be on to something
- Comment on I swear to god 5 weeks ago:
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
- Comment on No meme today 5 weeks ago:
Now really, how does one do that? No idea but I’d like to support the little I can. And what instance needs it most?
- Comment on Was the first too coincidentally 5 weeks ago:
Look at his stance. Repo man got nothing on him
- Comment on "The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK." 1 month ago:
Narrator: they would not be ok
- Comment on Forbidden magic 1 month ago:
HAIL ERIS
- Comment on Ailanthus 2 months ago:
Ai…what? I live in Portugal
- Comment on Nap game 2 months ago:
And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 2 months ago:
Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 2 months ago:
Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it over my head. Sorry 🤷♂️
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?
- Comment on Peace of mind 2 months ago:
All bodies are beautiful
- Comment on Explosions in the Sky 3 months ago:
No that’s not exactly right. It’s not that everything is only mind. Our subjective experience is only mind, you don’t actually see experience as it is but instead your experience of life is only mind in the sense it gets filtered by your sensory apparatus and hence it isn’t real as you don’t really sense reality as you are capable of. Doesn’t mean reality doesn’t exist if you’re not looking
- Comment on Explosions in the Sky 3 months ago:
The buddha explained this 2500 years ago
- Comment on Oil 3 months ago:
She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls
- Comment on Balls 3 months ago:
They have been playing us all along
- Comment on Balls 3 months ago:
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
- Comment on Looks like it was a ... boobie trap 3 months ago:
“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break