Can also ask your mom

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• victorz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, we’re just getting close. It’s easier to ask people to count by month.

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    • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, if we’re narrowing it down to the week, I’m assuming the aim is to find out to which song your parents fucked you into existence. What was the vibe.

      So the best bet is to count 40 weeks as that is more accurate than “9 months”. That’s all I’m saying. 😉👍

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    • mig@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      40 weeks is 10 months.

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• zerofcx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born ‘No Limit’ by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs’s cover of that song.

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• justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ITT: people doxing themselves

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  • TimboSlice@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh no, someone can figure out when my Birthday kinda is!

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, #1 songs usually last a couple weeks. And we’re looking at weeks, not days.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My name is Walter Hartwell White. I

    live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “hit” on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.

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  • Redjard@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Through this meme I learned I was named Hunter because the song hunter was no.1

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• Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father’s favorite songs here ._.

  Jump - Van Halen Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart Against All Odds - Phil Collins Tina Turner - What’s Love Got To Do With It

  He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…

    That he did! I’m stuff

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hi stuff, I’m dad

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, those are all solid classics.

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  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s love got to do with it was number 1 exactly 9 months before I was born

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• korthrun@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice phishing question though.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Specifically chose this to avoid phishing options.

    #1 songs often spend weeks as #1. Mine spent 5 weeks up there. Call my bank and tell them my DOB is a range of 5-6 weeks and see how for you get. Especially since pregnancies are 40 weeks. I even know mine was 41. That’s not 9 months. Lots of rounding here intentionally to protect people.

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So only 35 guesses instead of 7000 - 20000

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    • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you don’t think a date range of 6 weeks can’t be used to further identify a person, please rethink that assumption.

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep that was my thought too. I still looked mine up, I’m just not posting it. Funny enough, it’s a song I never cared for, but I know my mom absolutely hates.

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• Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The number one song around the time I was conceived was the “Theme from Shaft”.

  You’re damn right it was…

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?

  1. Symbiotic
  2. Patriotic
  3. Spasmodic
  4. Rapscallions
  5. Pescatarian
  6. Octogenarians
  7. Scapegoats
  8. Landsharks
  9. Slimeballs
  10. Juggernaut

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, that’s why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.

    I’ve already explained this like 5 times. Doesn’t anyone read comments?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the fucks a comment

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    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”

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  • Ramsesder13te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The famous digit 10…

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    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter.

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• Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice try FBi

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Frank Burns? From MASH?

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What?

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

  …yeah

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• inlandempire@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Celine Dion - Think Twice, guess mom didn’t follow the advice 😭

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• jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Forget number 1s, what was your mother’s maiden name?

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  • Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No… Your first pet name

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    JonesJohnsonSmith

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• pero@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t know lg tvs could tweet for us as well

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• putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Interesting thought experiment haha. “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)” by Whitney Houston. Can’t say I’d blame my parents for that one.

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  • temptationscattreats@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Girl you so young. I was jamming to that in middle school so your parents at least got good tastes.

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins, and “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie. 1984 was a party.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Down Under by Men At Work

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A man got to work down under, that’s for sure.

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  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Happy upcoming birthday my fellow Libra!

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Money Money Money by ABBA.

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• Efflixi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ring My Bell By Anita Ward

  I’m old, send help.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a banger, though. And related

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• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sleeping bag by ZZ Top

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• phar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, but she wasn’t his lover… Oh, maybe that explains it.

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean…I’d say my parents definitely were not in love.

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Funkytown by Lipps Inc.

  youtu.be/uhzy7JaU2Zc?is=-n8nlUQ3Z9GQw1qC

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
  Dr Who
  Dr Whooooo-ooooo (HEY!)
  Dr Who
  Dr Who.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My mom had to smuggle in records from the West so IDK what she had

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look up bone music ;p. Roentgenizdat

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• zammy95@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boys II Men - I’ll Make Love to You

  Huh.

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• paranoid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News 😆

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  • TimboSlice@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a curious thing.

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• protist@retrofed.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, I got “Endless Love” by Diana Ross and Lionel Ritchie 😂

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rod Stewart - Tonight’s the Night

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• SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Regardless, they were playing Enigma

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “In The Ghetto”. Damn.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Overheard by an LG TV

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