temptationscattreats

@temptationscattreats@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl you so young. I was jamming to that in middle school so your parents at least got good tastes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great news for me! I was ready to congratulate all the people I know who have committed acts of bestiality, even set aside a couple hours on my calendar for it. Didn’t need even a moment of that two hour block because I don’t know a single person who’s ever done that sort of thing.

  Now I got two hours to kill and started thinking about something my uncle used to say “I’m fucking this cat, you just hold the tail.” Which was a pretty vulgar thing to say to a 10 year old but also what the fuck Uncle Mike?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If You Rented a Car or Bought Weed Recently, Your License Is Likely for Sale on the Dark Web. Protect Your Identity Now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a car and rented a weed last week, so luckily my identity Gavin Belltower of 55 West Pine Knoll Lane SSN 347-20-3802 and pass word I use on all the sites is mother’s maiden name, Minlow, plus my favorite number 89 … Should be safe. Completely safe. Yes sir.