You just can't

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• TheTeej107@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t skip number 5. You skipped number 5.

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• mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1. Camera works well. Or just cut them off and look.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Van Gogh method. Very nice.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Polished metals, various liquids, glass, screens

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    • plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those are all types of mirrors.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In the second alternative, they are not in your head anymore.

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    • mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah. But still mine.

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  • CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Checkmate atheists!

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t try number three, I stopped reading after number 4. We need a new sub for Facebook level shit posts.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    c/shittierposts?

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• FishFace@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: FWD: Re: LOL!!!!!11

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry i actually skipped #3

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ☝️1 percenter over here

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Captain Kirk can see his ears without a mirror

  His final frontier

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just fell for it and imma send this to a few of my friends and pretend I didn’t fall for it so I can laugh at them. :3

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too fun to be a shitpost

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After reading the first two, I skipped to the last for the punchline.

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  • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be honest. #4 gotchya

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m bald so I can do no 2

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• Mechanite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man I am gullible

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