Janx
@Janx@piefed.social
- Comment on DID YOU KNOW JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED?? WELL DID YOU?? 57 minutes ago:
Sorry, what happened?
- Comment on The God Queen has arrived 18 hours ago:
Tank yoo.
- Comment on The God Queen has arrived 18 hours ago:
I think you mean a “shetpost”.
- Comment on The God Queen has arrived 18 hours ago:
I’m sorry, do you need someone to proofread for you? I know all LLMs can, not to mention every search engine. You could also type “cokane” into Microsoft Word 97, or even a text message to no one…
- Comment on Oh lord 1 day ago:
Always amazing.
- Comment on This phone keeps calling 1-206-505-4313 3 days ago:
You’re annoyed that you are getting robocalls, so you get another AI chatbot to generate you lists of websites you can visit to look up the (almost certainly spoofed) number? I think the solution is less bots, not more of them…
- Comment on pulled over 4 days ago:
“I’ve only had teen martoonis!”
- Comment on Same 4 days ago:
My mind always goes to all garbage mashers on the detention level.
- Comment on makes me feel alright 5 days ago:
We’ll never know if we don’t try it!
- Comment on It was one time OK! 1 week ago:
Oh? You purchased a stream cleaner back in 2001? Well, here’s steam cleaner recommendations for the next 14 years, just in case you’re collecting them like infinity stones…
- Comment on It was one time OK! 1 week ago:
But it’s relationship-related.
- Comment on Texas Red Wave 1 week ago:
I wanted to get Arch “Beaver” Aplin III’s stupid name in there, but “ass vermin” might be my new favorite term!
- Comment on Here, I have gathered as many blue dogs as I could find across all media 1 week ago:
The Democratic Party would be much cooler if they adopted Lucario as their mascot…
- Comment on Texas Red Wave 1 week ago:
Well, we have TACO for Trump… How about
- Bitch
- Executive
- Arch
- Vigorously
- Engenders
- Regret
Not the best, but that’s what I got at the moment…
- Comment on Bloodborne is now on PC natively with online features like massages, bloodstains and co-op 1 week ago:
a console they replaced 13 year ago
Bloodborne came out 12 years ago.
- Comment on Bloodborne is now on PC natively with online features like massages, bloodstains and co-op 1 week ago:
Oh, come on. It’s only been almost 12 years of fans pleading with them to port it…
- Comment on Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action. 1 week ago:
That’s not external lighting. Tom just does that…
- Comment on the myth of consensual pc building 1 week ago:
Another aspiring robosexual… I don’t think you saw the propaganda film!
- Comment on Martha Stewart's actual Halloween costume 1 week ago:
Are you fucking kidding me!? I kept looking because surely I’m missing something, right? But no, it’s just a rich, famous, out-of-touch white lady pretending to be unhoused as a super-hilarious goof. Oh, and one that’s hungry, too. It’s funny because it’s like she’s miserable because she has no food or clean clothes or shelter! Get it??? It’s even cringe that she uses a clipboard, instead of cardboard like every single person experiencing homelessness that has to beg to survive…
Martha, I remember when your cheating of the system and exploiting everyone else was so blatant that your home was jail for 5 months.
- Comment on the myth of consensual pc building 1 week ago:
Well, that was certainly a comment.
- Comment on the myth of consensual pc building 1 week ago:
Man, I’m really starting to hate that punchable, out-of-touch face…
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 2 weeks ago:
Gwyneth…??
- Comment on A gentleman's guide 2 weeks ago:
Worst. Rhyme. Ever.
- Comment on Why did they only want the poopdeck swabbed and not the whole deck? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on ama 2 weeks ago:
Good day?
- Comment on Oh this I like 2 weeks ago:
“Uh, Catwoman… Catwoman? Wait, no! Stop! NOT THERE!!! Fuck…”
- Comment on What's going on with PHP? 2 weeks ago:
I love LAMP.
- Comment on I suffer tragedy every night 3 weeks ago:
You blankie thin like paper, show feet.
Their blankie fluffy like cloud, no show feet. - Comment on I Hope You're Happy Pal 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think we can be friends… ☹️
- Comment on I Hope You're Happy Pal 3 weeks ago:
“Hope my happy pal…” does what?
