Janx
@Janx@piefed.social
- Comment on Adult friendships be like: "I miss you bro let's hang out in November" 21 hours ago:
I hope you both show up!
- Comment on Trump emails be like 1 day ago:
Bruh. They elected him twice while everyone else debated purity tests for voting against fascism…
- Comment on scam alert 1 day ago:
I can fix her.
- Comment on Not How It's Supposed To Be 1 day ago:
I would argue this is the best meme format. For most things!
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 4 days ago:
Is there even a chance she climaxes while looking at this?
Image - Comment on What is even happening lately? 5 days ago:
Merry St. Easter Eve!
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 1 week ago:
Did you just come up with that!? It’s perfect. (Aside from the “thorngs” typo.) Do you write for a living?
- Comment on Winamp will be reborn in 2027 to take on streaming 1 week ago:
Digging up the bones of an ancient mp3 player (again) to try to wring more money out of it simply because you own the rights isn’t a “comeback”. This doesn’t whip the llama’s ass.
- Comment on Types of Game Developers 1 week ago:
Even if this were true (it’s not) and not exaggerated (it is), it’s basically “man good, woman/LGBTQ+ bad”. Which is disgusting, but also has nothing to do with making games. It’s like a bigoted post directly from the grossest depths of 4chan or something and there’s nothing of value here. I’m wasting my time even responding to it. Ironically, you need to touch grass…
- Comment on wet the drys 1 week ago:
Real Parmesan cheese? In this economy!?
- Comment on Need this sticker for my bicycle 1 week ago:
Please don’t park too close. It took a 5-point maneuver to get into this spot.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 1 week ago:
Movies already exist. If you’re not required to press a single button or steer at all, you’re not playing a game.
- Comment on When did humans stop creating wonders? 1 week ago:
If I’m a juror at your trial, execution is not off the table. Repent.
- Comment on The teacher challenged his students to remove a mandarin from a glass full of water without spilling a single drop 2 weeks ago:
That’s okay, it wasn’t that good of a joke. I did edit the wording to make it more obvious, though…
- Comment on The teacher challenged his students to remove a mandarin from a glass full of water without spilling a single drop 2 weeks ago:
Exactly! 😂
- Comment on The teacher challenged his students to remove a mandarin from a glass full of water without spilling a single drop 2 weeks ago:
Can we not teach children bar bets, please? I need to grift them down the road…
- Comment on my year 2 weeks ago:
Steve-O.
#RespectTheHyphen!
- Comment on Blizzard is reviving StarCraft as an open-world shooter, but it'll be a long wait 2 weeks ago:
Oh? I’m releasing Monopoly as a survival horror game. It’ll be just as good and meaningful…
- Comment on I remember 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you 3 weeks ago:
How did you shit if you don’t to have a bottom?
- Comment on He casts the spell of InstallShield 3 weeks ago:
I doubt “InstallShield” protected the family computer from the dumb things I installed on it… but it’s comforting to imagine it did something.
- Comment on So are they like extinct or something? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, it’s pretty good. But it’s not a hexagon, which is the bestagon…
- Comment on To be happy… 3 weeks ago:
That doesn’t sound right. But I don’t know enough about rain to dispute it…
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know about “wayyy”. Anyone with functioning eyes can compare the two and determine the original looks much better…
- Comment on why do we punish people when nothing bad happened ? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I heard we're Dean posting 4 weeks ago:
In 2025, Cain released a video indicating that he had joined Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and encouraging others to “join the agency as well”.
Gross. This idiot works be dean-ounced…
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I know it’s a minor thing, but “YouTube face” about me so much. DeArrow is a godsend…
- Comment on Assmold fans being moldy. 4 weeks ago:
A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.
Nothing is funnier than this comment…
- Comment on An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable. 4 weeks ago:
Yes, I do remember Flint. 12 years after the issue, they finally have lead-free pipes…
- Comment on Colorado: to test the 911 service, you must first place a normal call to the 911 center. WTF, they don’t think you might be unable to do that? 4 weeks ago:
I’m confused what you think a better alternative would be? If there was a test number, what if that worked, but you couldn’t call the real 911? There’s no way around it: to be absolutely sure your phone can contact 911, you have to… dial 911. They simply recommend you give them a heads-up on the non-emergency line to make sure they’re not too busy at the moment.
