Janx
@Janx@piefed.social
- Comment on something to be reinvented 16 hours ago:
“Hey, can you place my vote, please? My taxes have already paid for it.”
Current administration:
“Nah. The wanna-be dictator says no, and our top guy is corrupt as fuck…” - Comment on Here's hoping he calls again 1 day ago:
No, just my apostrophe.
- Comment on It's only illegal if you don't film it 2 days ago:
I love lamp.
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 2 days ago:
I’m already pretending to read their
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 3 days ago:
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 by $50. Do you really believe it costs $50 more, per unit when accounting for ecosystem lock-in? Can Valve justify $200 more, for every single unit, when customers will almost certainly give the company hundreds of dollars more every single year!? Fuck Nintendo, fuck Valve, FUCK BILLIONAIRES…
- Comment on Put your seat back or no? 3 days ago:
What are you, insane? It’s their seat, doesn’t affect your tray table at all, and reclines, at most 15°. Grow up…
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 3 days ago:
Or firebombs and guillotines…
- Comment on Italy’s top court rules against tourist refused tap water in Dolomites hotel 3 days ago:
Them refusing to fill a glass with tap water is actually insane. As long as the water is potable. Maybe it’s my american-ness showing, but this is a human requirement. She was staying there for a week and they already had her money. You can go a week without food, but not water. And they were even already providing the food! Let’s imagine this was a space resort… We’d all be outraged if they denied her oxygen, or charged her separately after arriving, right!?
I understand that my boycott will be considered insignificant, but I will never, ever spend a single € in Italy following this ruling. And don’t you dare mention the term “etiquette” when referring to basic essential human needs…
- Comment on Self sacrifice is honorable 3 days ago:
I hate AI. But this should realistically be called a “arrest me” button.
- Comment on In case you weren’t sure which box 4 days ago:
I’ve worked retail before. People will absolutely ignore 4+ signs right in front of their faces…
- Comment on Non-political meme 4 days ago:
No offense, but you have to at least watch a clip of the video paired with the “Astronomia” song to get the full effect of the meme.
Not sure if it’s the best, but here’s the full video:
- Comment on borger 4 days ago:
Yay
If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…
- Comment on Lastest Riot Vanguard Update Can Brick Your Hardware (If You're a Cheater) 1 week ago:
I hate cheaters. I think they should be banned from every single multiplayer game, or restricted to a pool of only other cheaters. With that said, no one has the right to disable your hardware remotely, especially over a piece of entertainment software. Use Linux, refuse kernel-level malware…
- Comment on Motion of the ocean n all that 1 week ago:
Hank…?
- Comment on Gurll 1 week ago:
I feel like this needs to be read by the “IKEA guy”…
- Comment on This is the dark souls of games journalism 1 week ago:
Nice. That is the Elden-Soulsbornekiro of comments.
- Comment on What's with black superheroes and lightning powers? 1 week ago:
I don’t think clear is a skin color.
- Comment on Ever create an account just to leave a negative review? 1 week ago:
The comments here and the one referenced make me wonder why anyone would watch professional porn in 2026…
- Comment on "The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first." 1 week ago:
I hate Airbnb, but this would get me to use it over a hotel!
- Comment on vacation 1 week ago:
Yes. Yes, I would…
- Comment on Sick of this shit 2 weeks ago:
That’s a lot of words to say “I’m a squirrel”.
(kidding)
- Comment on SHL0MS(famous prankster on X/Twitter) baited AI haters by posting a real painting by Monet, claiming it was AI generated. The post got viral(>6M views) as art critics started deleting their replies 2 weeks ago:
I hate AI, but this is objectively a great prank.
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- Comment on SBA #119 maths 2 weeks ago:
It’s…a shitpost because Patrick and you are wrong?
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 5 weeks ago:
Literally anything to “trigger the libs!” That’s the entire Republican party now. Oh, sure. There are a bunch of people at the top scamming and raking in piles of cash while believing none of it… But the rest are idiots and trolls. And they currently control our country…
- Comment on Mermaid 5 weeks ago:
First one, then the other! The order is important…
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 5 weeks ago:
That’s correct. I checked with David Photoshop and he confirmed it.
- Comment on Pragmata surpasses 1m copies sold in just two days 5 weeks ago:
But wouldn’t a locked-down platform like Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo have much, much less need to devote system resources to kernel-level anti cheat?
- Comment on You just can't 5 weeks ago:
I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…
- Comment on Window alignment 5 weeks ago:
Yeah. Everyone was plastered all the time.
