Janx
@Janx@piefed.social
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 2 weeks ago:
Literally anything to “trigger the libs!” That’s the entire Republican party now. Oh, sure. There are a bunch of people at the top scamming and raking in piles of cash while believing none of it… But the rest are idiots and trolls. And they currently control our country…
- Comment on Mermaid 2 weeks ago:
First one, then the other! The order is important…
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 2 weeks ago:
That’s correct. I checked with David Photoshop and he confirmed it.
- Comment on Pragmata surpasses 1m copies sold in just two days 2 weeks ago:
But wouldn’t a locked-down platform like Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo have much, much less need to devote system resources to kernel-level anti cheat?
- Comment on You just can't 2 weeks ago:
I misread #1 as “You can’t hear your ears without a mirror”, which might make even less sense… But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, “Ha! You’re wrong!” The rest got me, though…
- Comment on Window alignment 2 weeks ago:
Yeah. Everyone was plastered all the time.
- Comment on Test ride 2 weeks ago:
It’s a regional term.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 3 weeks ago:
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 weeks ago:
It may take away jobs from loyal workers, be less efficient, require an AI subscription, be environmentally devastating, but at least the end product also doesn’t work at all.
- Comment on Miss me 3 weeks ago:
Except there’s actually good non-alcoholic beer! Most vodka doesn’t taste like much of anything…
- Comment on Boom 3 weeks ago:
…in the store down the road.
- Comment on Land where 3 weeks ago:
Sorry, what were we talking about? Something about pain and tension?
- Comment on something something 3 weeks ago:
Bop it!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
“Well, honey? You bringing your Thirsty Kirsty® or not?”
- Comment on Post title lol 3 weeks ago:
Lol
- Comment on Can I change my @ name? Because it is my sister in laws last name and people are making connections. On her FB X Insta and whatever. I don't want her to get hate for something i typed? 3 weeks ago:
Change your name… where? I don’t think you mean here, unless your sister-in-law’s last name is “lemmy.world”. If you’re talking about a platform (like Facebook, Google, etc) you might be able to do it through them. But it would depend on the platform, and would be different for every single one…
- Comment on Microsoft has a new idea on how to deter students from MacBook Neo - 9to5Mac 3 weeks ago:
“has been” is right, lol
- Comment on Microsoft has a new idea on how to deter students from MacBook Neo - 9to5Mac 3 weeks ago:
college students in the US can score 12 months free of Microsoft 365 Premium and Xbox Game Pass Ultimate with the purchase of an eligible PC, plus a free custom Xbox controller.
Wow. A controller for the gaming ecosystem they’re letting die, and temporary access to their online (worse) office suite programs along with Game Pass access (also temporary). Where do I sign up!?
- Comment on And it's now time for everyone's favorite game.... 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t belong: “COMPLY FIRST AND FIGHT IT IN COURT LATER” isn’t bootlicking, it’s survival advice. It shouldn’t be necessary, but it has a good chance of keeping you alive when they’re abusing their authority…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Are they waiting to receive his limp penis?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
This is the internet. You can just search for and find images, videos, and real artwork by humans of boobs and whatever else you are into.
- Comment on Y'all ever have intrusive thoughts about accidentally dropping stuff in storm drains? (particulary when you have your phone out) And like if that happens, wtf is someone supposed to do? 3 weeks ago:
What a heartbreaking ending to that story.
- Comment on Live fearlessly 3 weeks ago:
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…
- Comment on Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages 4 weeks ago:
Does Firefox welcome input from non-binary and LGBTQ+ folks? Are they part of the Mozilla Board of Directors? If they truly believe in inclusion, it seems it would be pretty easy to prove it rather than a cheap, meaningless stunt like this…
- Comment on Am I only one who thinks that tattoos are for wealthy or semi wealthy people? Why not use that money in a CD, Volunteering, or Donations? Kind of feels a little bit selfish? 4 weeks ago:
“Am I only one who thinks that games are for wealthy or semi wealthy people? Why not use that money in a CD, Volunteering, or Donations? Kind of feels a little bit selfish?”
Same energy. Swap out “games” for pretty much anything…
- Comment on Microsoft BANNED WireGuard, VeraCrypt & Windscribe With Zero Warning 4 weeks ago:
Not the topic, but man I hate “YouTube face”. Makes me actively avoid watching these videos..
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 4 weeks ago:
This makes me think of womanizing Boomhauer from King of the Hill. His “secret” is to just hit on basically every single woman he sees, lol…
- Comment on shiny ❍⩊❍ 4 weeks ago:
How long do you leave chicken in the water bowl?
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 4 weeks ago:
Vic Mackey is so over this shit.
- Comment on The war begins 4 weeks ago:
That’s no moon…