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• THEPIGWHODIDIT@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “How high are you?” “It’s hi, how are you”

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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    When you’re too high to even realize that the words are in that order, so you just say “Hi, I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “You had to have been doing at least a hundred to catch me. Don’t you know that’s dangerous?”

  “That was fun! Wanna go again?”

  “Don’t you know I have places to be? Now, are you finished or are you done?”

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• ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Fuck, Larry, every time we get high I start hallucinating that you’re a cop.”

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• Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Your eyes look a little red. Have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?”

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I’ve only had teen martoonis!”

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  • troybot@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I lost my job for no reason or rhyme. Guess that means it’s marti time!

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Don’t be a hero.”

  JFC, how to get shot in less than 5 seconds. I love it.

  For best effect, hold your right arm perpendicular to the car door, hand out of sight. Look 'em right in the eye and deadpan the delivery.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I recall an Insane Clown Posse skit/track where the officer asks Shaggy2Dope something like, “And where are we going today in such a hurry?”

  And Shaggy replied, “Up your Ma’s ass”.

  Which I thought was somewhat amusing, given police pulling people over would only ever receive polite responses from drivers.

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