CetaceanNeeded

@CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just read an article somebody stole 40k from an atm. How is that possible that an atm carries that much? And is it even possible to get inside an ATM if so?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to work for a company in Australia that packed ATMs. A busy ATM stocked with 50s and 20s usually would hold $340k. We also packed some for a casino that held 100s and 50s and they were often packed with $650k.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because shut up, that’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do my pets think I'm yelling at them when I start singing out loud?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I cook I often sing and dance in the kitchen. This excites one of my dogs and makes her want to play. One of the ways she plays is to kinda run around sideways a bit wiggling her butt a lot while doing a yelpy growl and it’s like she is singing and dancing too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still waiting lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got the same thing, went back to the home page, refreshed and then the rego page worked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just insects. Vermin control is critical and often not very ethical. Here in Australia, rabbits and kangaroos can be a big issue for farmers too and are often killed to protect crops when they become too numerous. Ducks can be a big issue for rice farmers here and permits are issued to shoot ducks on crops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bing translate got it spot on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t speak French but my understanding of it is that french has a word for fan (of someone) and fan (that moves air) and translate used the wrong one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's on a mission of knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People just liked it better that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Camera reels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when google photos used to make videos of things you have done and taken lots of photos for, it made a video for me of a camping trip that prominently featured photos of a dead wild horse. Complete with confetti effects.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love antique books.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The name of my new band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose your difficulty⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pros and cons of getting a job at a very small software company? (14 employees)⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked for a small software company for 6 years after finishing uni. I was the first person the founders hired. It was a great time and I learnt a lot and got to make a lot of decisions and had a lot of freedom.

  But they didn’t pay anywhere near as much as a corporate job so when I got offered significantly more money to work for a very large company the small company couldn’t match it and pushed me to take it as a huge career and development opportunity.

  It’s been great working at the big company but I really miss the culture and involvement I had at the small company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Merry-go-round of terror.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can never be too safe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  For when you just want to shoot the shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a title (Mr/Ms/Mrs) that is gender neutral?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Works best in Australia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could we have let this happen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So take me back to Constantinople