CetaceanNeeded

@CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just can't⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Checkmate atheists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be fairly trivial to be excommunicated but so many people were doing it that they tightened the rules because it looked so bad for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a way I can become Baptized a Catholic without going to school or memorizing all the saints I am 37? Always thought it would be an honor to be Catholic. Like being knighted.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would very much like the Catholic church to say I am not Catholic, but despite vocally hating such an evil organisation that I do not believe a shred of, they still choose to count me as one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to "do Chewbacca?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It hadn’t occurred to me that it was an option, but now how am I supposed to not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean Dawkins is anti trans, so he can fuck off, but the rest are pretty cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought God is Not Great was much better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Closest my wardrobe allows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bundy rum 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crap, not again!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Moaning Myrtle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it just me or does this look more appetizing than a watermelon?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Water melon sized kiwi 😍 sign me up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But then California is basically unrecognisable: Lfon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh, "Look at my collection of my own merch.*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fairies 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♂️⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now the moth defeats the mouse and man, it’s messing with the plan, it can’t be believed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have I met these henchmen before?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australia lifts ban on US beef but denies decision was made to appease Trump⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering how much beef we export I don’t understand why we would need to import any from anywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's his name⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t heard anyone call one of these a Slater since I was child. I thought I had imagined it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good tho⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandmother was always quick with a “bleedin’ 'eck”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Knives, pointy knives, that burn with the fires of a thousand evils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just realised I paused about 20 seconds away from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good Thing in my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Survey that will determine your age. You are really old if you score a perfect 11 out of 11⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:
  1. And only because cigarette vending machines can still be found in some night clubs in Australia.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Two points. I’m 33.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Type C⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  F

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at the design of those wheels I feel like there was thought and probably iteration there. Those long thick hubs to provide durability and stability using a material not really suited to the use case. The whole thing was probably able to be made fairly quickly. Quite impressive really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  shrimps is bugs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA Question | How much is a dozen large eggs near you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this was definitely an entirely US problem and didn’t affect any other countries. Eggs are totally a normal price and easily available here in Australia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is all BS anyway but a rifle is very much the wrong weapon against a drone…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orcas so hot right now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy mackerel, a soothing whole mackerel!