Excellent anti smoking ad
Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2afa5d52-d895-41ca-8ad1-c3c9c1e1547d.jpeg
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah uh, that wasn’t a good anti smoking ad.
Mechaguana@programming.dev 4 months ago
That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.
Femcowboy@lemm.ee 4 months ago
The frog and the chimp go so hard
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
They got that 15 degree fag
The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!
Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Exactly.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 months ago
On the ape it looks cool, though.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
But that goose just looks silly.
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.
“[Silly], how?”
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 4 months ago
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Lauchs@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I’ve ever seen.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Well, he chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.
neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he’ll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Frog has swag
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
That’s an ape. Not monkey.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wasn’t talking about that ape. I said monkeys.
Klear@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Apes are monkeys, fuck paraphyletic groups.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s not great. I’ve way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.
That chicken looks like it’s in a gangster movie.
B312@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That frog looks badass
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The frog and the chimp are iconic
Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Frogs don’t smoke, that’s a toad.😁
HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn’t argue
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice
HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I’m having a hard time imagining that voice saying “I dunno man”, the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Shiiit now I’ve got to take up smoking again. Just when I’ve been clean for 25 years.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 months ago
I know. I haven’t smoked in 18 yrs but those animals have me thinking again.
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Maybe I’m just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don’t look ‘good’ are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.
Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks ‘cool’ to me.
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don’t
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
gotta agree
nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I’d never touch the stuff
but gun to my head? I’d take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is it really that excellent? Big “how do you do fellow kids” energy with this one. These animals all look like they could be the star of a gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals in 1940s brooklyn. “The primal inside me”, get that triple entendre going for it.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.
FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Which smoking animal do you feel like today?
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Frog
evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 months ago
The frog looks cool af
simple@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Smoking chicken here
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 4 months ago
I’m definitely the dog
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.
Deway@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 months ago
Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.
People shouldn’t be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.
9point6@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Healthcare shouldn’t be conditional, it should be free at the point of use, no exceptions. You start drawing lines, you’re only gonna cause harm
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
If you think that chimp doesn’t look cool as hell you’re lying
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
Yeah the only problem is it’s a before pic with no after pic.
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Haha addiction is easy lmao fuck em as much as possible
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
so… their healthcare should follow the American system?
marzhall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.
Fun fact: smokers on average die much younger than non-smokers, and so end up being cheaper over a lifetime vs. the amount they pay into the system than non-smokers.
So the next time you see a smoker who’s on the same health plan as you, you can thank them, knowing their self-inflicted early demise will likely end up lowering costs on your plan.
Even more fun fact - same with the obese: a heart attack or stroke at 45 is way cheaper than paying for all the end-of-life healthcare healthier people are more likely to get in their 60s-70s when half of them aren’t even working anymore, lazy PoSs.
Really makes me reconsider how I think about those selfish in-shape non-smoker bastards who won’t just smoke or overeat so they die young and make my healthcare cheaper
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
That duck fucks
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Weirdest DND alignment chart.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80’s rock band.
dumbass@leminal.space 4 months ago
The duck looks like it’s about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.
Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 4 months ago
I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.
pyre@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just don’t understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The chimp is Hemingway
drinkingdreaming up his next masterpieceRedIce25@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he’s ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends.
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude’s spittin Bukowski all on his own.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 4 months ago
LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
That’s the face of a philosopher.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Motherfucker looks like bukowski
Cheems@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam
WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is the closest I’ve ever come to smoking.
lolrightythen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.
He didn’t really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn’t “cool”. I was a dork.
BlueLou@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Mario Puzo says that chimps The Don.