droporain
@droporain@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences? 1 day ago:
I would honestly avoid the south east and stick to bigger cities. Smokies is basically new California/bourbon Disneyland now so it’s good. But violence in America is random, anyplace and anytime. Wherever youre going google local scams and high crime/ghetto areas to avoid. Pick up a college hoodie or a local sports franchise baseball cap to fit in. This is America don’t get caught slipping.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
Oui monsieur.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
What are you like French Canadian? You sure are surly. What’s wrong the fishing not good in Quebec?
- Comment on Happy Birthday Dr. MLK Jr.! 1 day ago:
The joke missed you. Unlike they missed him.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
The light pollution is pretty awful too. Someday I will have been out of highschool for 2 decades like you, maybe I’ll proudly serve, take my Bluetooth speaker on a hike and make a grown-up account on Lemmy.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
yOuR nOt cHaNnElInG sHoReSy - proceeds to do the worst impression I have ever seen or heard.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
Oh I’m sorrrrry I didn’t know you was a geezer, let’s get you back to bed grandpa, and put your hearing aids in.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
Your probably a habs fan anyway. Tell your mom I said hi and thanks for those fruit snacks. They remind me of her nipples.Image
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
You’re a degen. Probably gonna switched it to the sound of you holding that ostrich. Lol don’t lie it’s just “Suuuurrrrrrrryyyy” on repeat lol.
- Comment on Happy Birthday Dr. MLK Jr.! 1 day ago:
Probably better than the last present American got him… 😬
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
Not only are you rude your also annoying. What’s your ringtone? Probably something stupid and patriotic I imagine.
- Comment on Wish I could charge $100 a call attempt to these people 1 day ago:
Somebody needs attention. Look at the big important man getting phone calls and notifications. Pathetic.
- Comment on When you think you've got it bad 1 day ago:
Imagine being in highschool. Your at the recruiter table it’s lunchtime. You look around at the strokes in your school. “Yeah I ain’t dying to protect any of this or these people” lol.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 1 day ago:
Bends over glide and pulls his skin back. Animation waste several seconds of life. “He smells awful.” Skunk skin +1.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
Rustled your jimmies aye? Aren’t you clever, how many languages do you read/write? Just proficient at cowboy cock I see. Y’all have fun up on that mountain hopefully your back is ok now.
- Comment on I prefer an Italian blend in the morning 2 days ago:
Ah traditional American espresso.
- Comment on It's like nobody in power remembers what happened with prohibition 2 days ago:
Good thing meth stopped being a thing after they locked real cold medicine up in the pharmacy and you have to show I.d.
- Comment on Good morning I choose if it fits make use of it. 2 days ago:
Ah traditional American coffee!
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
Whoosh 😂
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
If you agree to the one lady of the evening she leads you into a trap.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
Nah if you say yes it’s a set up. Why code something that isn’t available. It’s like making a door that never opens. Or a war game with no blood. Or an empty building. Immediate world breaking. Those nice honorable cowboys who have killed hundreds of men lol. The game just seemed lazy and repetitive to me. Good job Rock $tar. Also fuck you for having your own loader.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 2 days ago:
Can’t even bang prostitutes, cowboy gta 1/5 stars
- Comment on May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? 4 days ago:
Oh this is like when I was on another sub and woman were talking about having E.D. so confused untill I learned it was eating disorder not erecticial dysfunction!
- Comment on Lemmy is ever vigilant against the AI threat. 4 days ago:
Choose all the refrigerators if you want to live!
- Comment on May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? 4 days ago:
He is smoking PCP? That’s his trouble too much for the poor bastard.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
Wow bro tell me how I really feel. I’m gonna be honest I didn’t read all that drivel that you banged out like a monkey with a raging hard-on and his favorite fruit just beyond his grasp. Keep your fantasy version of me and reality alive and have a great evening.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
So your saying there is an issue with health insurance around here? Next you’ll tell me the bones inside my mouth and my eyes are 3 separate things…
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
I don’t know where you got this idea I was neo-maga, maybe don’t let your bias cloud your judgement.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
Congratulations for providing me evidence to further support my hypothesis.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 4 days ago:
😂😂😂 wow hot take. Nicknamed jarix “idiot savant-sans savant”