Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.
Real estate market is tough
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RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Probably one of the cheapest guns, Mossberg 500, roughly $300
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
The shotgun pays for itself after only 3 or 4 liquor store hold-ups.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 30 minutes ago
Damn, look at you living near the fancy liquor stores.
The ones near me all have that “cashier carries less than $20 cash” which is really fucking impressive considering ive only seen people pay in cash
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Exactly, and liquor pays for itself after the liquor is -hic- liquor.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 hours ago
A Mossberg 500 is less than the cost of a midrange smart phone, about $500 new. You can deck it out like with that Streamlight TL Racker flashlight pictured and other accessories too for like another $200-300 and it would still be cheaper than an iphone.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Several models of the Mossberg 500 are going to cost you less than $500 even after the fees and taxes.
Damage@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
They ambushed and looted a lonely millenial
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 hours ago
So… a millennial?
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Pretty fancy pants backpack as well.
expatriado@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
this is not what we meant with social mobility
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Wife and I just talked about putting tiny homes in a backyard for extended family…
grue@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
As an older millennial, I actually managed to buy a house, but I definitely regret not getting the one I looked at with a second unit above the detached garage. My wife and I totally could’ve rented out one of the units for a while and come out way ahead.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com 4 hours ago
If I save up maybe I can get a roommate and a tent.
Venator@lemmy.nz 13 minutes ago
Should start the meme with a self built 1800s style wood cabin, and end it with a piece of cardboard under a bridge.