DickFiasco
@DickFiasco@lemm.ee
- Comment on My only problem now that my packages have arrived... 1 day ago:
Sike, that’s the wrong numbah!
- Comment on Help 4 days ago:
This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.
- Comment on her favourite colour is blue :) 4 weeks ago:
No, Ron. Go find Becky.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
The punctuation you can hear.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
The payload has almost reached the final control point!
- Comment on Good News! 4 weeks ago:
Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.
- Comment on Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! 4 weeks ago:
Succulent judo.
- Comment on Bear 1 month ago:
Looks like it was done using the spline tool.
- Comment on Baby Showers!! :) 1 month ago:
No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.
- Comment on Bloomin onion 2 months ago:
What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?
- Comment on shag carpet 2 months ago:
Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.
- Comment on Facebook 3 months ago:
The random spacing and line breaks are the chef’s kiss.
- Comment on Hardcore 4 months ago:
- Comment on Coming down your chimney 4 months ago:
Reminds me of “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
- Comment on Chin up, small Kings! 5 months ago:
Just imagine the carnage if his hands had been just slightly larger.
- Comment on So THIS is the correct way! 5 months ago:
That theme song was peak 80’s synthesizer.
- Comment on So THIS is the correct way! 5 months ago:
Turbos don’t work if the toilet paper is installed wrong.
- Comment on Hockey 5 months ago:
Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…
- Comment on Hockey 5 months ago:
Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.
- Comment on Plugs 5 months ago:
If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.
- Comment on Science memes 5 months ago:
dankness norm
- Comment on Iocane 6 months ago:
I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
- Comment on Futuristic movies timeline 6 months ago:
- Comment on Futuristic movies timeline 6 months ago:
I’m still waiting for that TV show where the guy says"I’d buy that for a dollar"
- Comment on Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar 6 months ago:
It rubs the frankincense on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
- Comment on And it went Gold 6 months ago:
“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.
- Comment on Sticks 7 months ago:
Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?
- Comment on arthropods 7 months ago:
Until they evolve lungs
- Comment on What kind of institutional gaslighting is this? 7 months ago:
Well, Mr Chalupapocalypse, your breakthrough on cold fusion is really profitable for the company, but the VP of marketing was disappointed you didn’t cup his balls during last week’s blowjob session, so…best we can do is a 3.9
- Comment on Which song is forever linked to a movie for you now? 7 months ago:
Would you say we’re in a zone of danger?
