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It was impossible to resist

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how these things disappear. They are slowly consumed by the men and children that play with them.

    Have you ever seen an old nerf ball in your life?

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only once, and sadly the delicious foam was left to the mice

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    • DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don’t eat gutter water.

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  • Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think my microplastics are from drinking boiling hot garden hose water.

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    • fallowseed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      core memory unlocked… and i also used to bring around a milk gallon of water with me wherever i went… and reuse it

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s macroplastics, helps break down the corn you eat.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    90s doctors should have been more specific when they told us to eat more greens.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Jello is green.” -Child me

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You bit the tip off then throw it like a grenade. That’s what those are for, right?

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re the fucking kid who bit the football?

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  • CaptainS7ark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Nerf or nothin’.

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gavin, is that you?

    After Gavin ate his brand new nerf football, my little one was pissed off and refused to see that side of the family for years

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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  • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the older, non-silicone CPR models, the foam has the exact same texture as these nerf balls. How do I know? Because one of the idiots in the CPR class decided he was a real man and real men go after foam CPR model tits.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My dog had the fluffiest poops after eating one of those

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    was this post made by a dog?

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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