HawlSera

@HawlSera@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They keep sending me emails trying to get me to come back and I’m like “Unban my fucking account and I’ll think about it.”

  My ban was for “Abusing the report system”

  ie: Using it at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smh being fired for police work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nut sacked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck is he even talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Cuts Funding for Internet Archive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m amazed he didn’t shut it down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tempest Rising accidentally launched a week early on Steam, and the publisher has decided to just go with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother wants to play it too and he lives next door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yesn’t. Gift from the family since it comes out on my day. Just not looking the horse in the mouth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will get it and play MKW but…

  Yeah no I can’t justify getting too many games for it. Will probably just have World and MAYBE DK Bananza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember the 3DS Ambassador program?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Won't Include the DLC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point I’m actively hoping for ky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really I’ve been doing my shopping at either Food Lion or Steam, anything else hasn’t been a priority

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m reminded of when McDonalds did their Rick and Morty szechuan sauce promotion, and basically no place actually had it.

  It was a big story that Rick and Morty fans harassed workers complaining that the franchise lied to them.

  It got so bad that McDonalds released an app to show where and when stories had the sauce, and announced they’d be selling posters as well. Unfortunately, some locations lied or at least misused the app to say they had the sauce when they didn’t.

  So I went to one location with my brother, and we found a line forming outside. The store wasn’t allowed to sell the posters till late in the afternoon for some reason, and wouldn’t let anyone there for the sauce even enter the building with cashiers actively blocking any Rick and Morty fan from entering, even just looking college age was enough to be refused entry.

  I thought this was ridiculous and just said “Wow, the only thing that’d make this worse is if they didn’t have the sauce.”, only for the lady guarding the door to tell me that they did indeed not have the sauce, despite the app saying they did.

  There was this guy simping hard for her, mi’lady style, and a bunch of brodudes talking about how they’re so Nihilistic and Smart “JUST LIEK RICK!”, whole thing was a shit so. He said “Oh yeah, no they don’t have the sauce, I asked.”

  He was eating cheeseburgers despite not being allowed in, apparently you could have the food brought out to you if you used the app.

  It was fucking cold that day. Still feels like, even false advertising aside, something about this had to be illegal.

  So I said “Fuck this, I’m leaving.”, just got into my car, went to Wendy’s, ordered chicken nuggets and the most asian sounding sauce they had. Posted one of the only food selfies I’ve ever done of what I ordered

  “Was going to post me eating the sauce, but I went to Wendy’s instead because this store actually has products they claim to offer.”

  A friend of mine asked the next day what was up with that post, and I told him the story.

  He looked at me geniunely impressed, and said “Wait, you valued your own self-respect over the ‘cool corporate thing’, voiced your dissatisfaction, and calmly left without making a scene or embarassing yourself? If anyone was Rick at this event, it was you”

  I just said “Huh”, as I didn’t do that to be cool, I was just hungry, wanted to buy nuggets, and didn’t get them from a store that lied about having them…

  It was then that my brother, who had been with me when we went to McDonalds spoke up, admitting he didn’t even think of what we actually did that day either, we just up and said “Screw you guys, I’m coming home.” and said one of the wisest things I’ll never forget

  “If you think you’re Rick, it means you’re Jerry.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bernard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am neither Danny DeVito nor Bernie Sanders, I am the one who will give you healthcare!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way this will work is if humans behave in ways that no human has ever humaned

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Discord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s just fun pretend roleplay with consenting adult other parties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better say "Thank You"!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ewww AI Generated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Discord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Discord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This, the second you aren’t profitable, they put you in the modern day version of solitary confinement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses Discord⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m legitimately paranoid about this scenario, especially since I’m in a couple of ERP servers, and I was friends with ReploidRevo… yes THAT ReploidRevo, and never knew about what he did until after his downfall went viral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cherry pickers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love stealth puns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unlike Twitter and Reddit, we actually give a fuck about free speech. You can even say “I want to rip out Elon Musk’s spine and wipe my ass with it in Mortal Kombat 1” if you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I know I’m saying this about Hitler, but… this guy was a total fucking monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi’s gotta save the Princess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am once again asking Democrats to be a functioning opposition to the Republicans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only reason to root gender in how you were born is to ensure gender roles are as rigid and immutable as possible.

  This, this right here, that’s the game, that’s the whole game. They want to punish transness and then start changing what the definition of trans is.

  “Your daughter was wearing pants, and said no when my boy asked her out, that’s trans behavior and it’s unAmerican, might have to report you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunning-Krueger effect is the delusion that you are smarter than a serial killer who stalks teenagers in their nightmares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What really bothers me is that they seem to be winning on the “Trans Sports” issues which sucks, it’s such a blatant distraction that I’d let them just “have that”, but… you know damn well that’s the floor and not the ceiling, and even then their wins are based on lies.

  There are less trans athletes in the world then there are kids with measles in Texas, but the Right would have you believe ever Macho Man Randy Savage type is getting into sports and just blowing records clean away. Hence the push to “Ban transwomen and revoke their records”

  What records? Even Lia Thomas, the closest they’ve gotten to finding an “Evil Cheating Trans!!1111” only came in 4th place…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One time a woman told me that my lack of a second X Chromosome meant I would “always be a man”

  So I gaslit her into thinking her husband had klinefelters.

  I hate how Republicans think transphobia is science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, I’m a janitor at a high security facility working there when no one else is around at a time where if anyone in the world tried to reach me they’d be taken out by armed guards for tresspassing in a nuclear plant.

  As an introvert they’re paying me to spend a few hours in Heaven cleaning.