[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
Ben Shapiro's sister
Submitted 5 weeks ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is that supposed to be read or read?
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Depends if you are in a fugue state.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And that’s what they want. And that’s what they’re going to do. And that’s what they want.
obinice@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Both things could be true.
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It’s like a theme with them.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
ceenote@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If evil, then why hot?
frog@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The Debil has the hottest stable.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
That’s not fair. It’s not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hey, gpt…
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That’s what conservatives are hung up about.
ryper@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
what is going on
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
Left unity
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
thx gullible, very cool
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
lefixxx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It wasn’t her
Wilco@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I mean, you are aware these texts aren’t real right
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh, she’s hot but a psycho So left but she’s right, though At night, she’s screamin’ “I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I can fix her, I’m sure of it.
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ava Max is legitimately great
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
turnip@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Guys, it’s true, we do.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
i refuse to believe this is real
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial.
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know that you likely meant “sweety” at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said “sweaty” instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Well she is physically attractive. Doesn’t mean she’s a good person.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Who wouldn’t, she’s basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
kandoh@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
I coukd fix her
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 weeks ago
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
smokingpistol@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
She has some great New York boobs!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here
Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
fake politifact.com/…/ben-shapiro-didnt-post-this-abou….
you all are so gullible
HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What the fuck is he even talking about?
PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
Rhoeri@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets the scrotebloat from his sister?
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wuh… why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.
loomy@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
i dont understand this
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is she on onlyfans?
Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fair enough. I’m out of the loop these days.
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
🛥️😍
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
🦒
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Apparently it’s snowflake night on Lemmy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Them tits ain’t woke.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
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Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They woke me the fuck up.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Definitely not.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Shame. Damn shame.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Don’t go spreading my Bible