umbrella

@umbrella@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want happier employees? Start with a 32-hour workweek – and 4 weeks vacation.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  congratulations. go back to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  well they look quite happy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  creepy gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨incredible that this was a show for childrend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  this is insane. i always heard not many animals can orgasm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨incredible that this was a show for childrend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  demonstration of why budgets have to be so high for tv.

  even for kids shows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  next one, no excuses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reminder if you're leaving Discord for this Revolt server ( Linux + Steam Deck devs / creators)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  revolt and lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon talks to a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  til i’m not fulfilling my obligations as a sexual being…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  loads of people here. they told me there wpuld be grass.

  am i suppose to shitpost with them…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  we will et started on monday (i swear)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  this thread makes me want to exercise and eat salad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a senior citizen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  god i wish lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon owns a fan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  you can make things feel much comfier with a well positioned cheap lamp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies that list all their products, but don't explain the different product lines suck.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  samsung.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i refuse to believe this is real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs medical attention⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dumping the stock of 4chan screencaps, i see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is the sort of shit that would heavily offend conservative christians if it came from everyone but trump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Maintains Nintendo Switch 2 Pricing, Retail Pre-Orders to Begin April 24 in U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  k, ill just wait for the emulator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah you are right. but “we don’t actually know” doesnt make for a fun thought experiment.

  i think if we ever figure out a way to emulate a brain, theres no reason it shouldnt look like a turing machine, if thats even possible at all.

  id love to see that evidence if you have it. its a subject im interested in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i know we don’t have that technology right now. i see it as very plausible in the future.

  It’s entirely possible that consciousness is non-computable.

  thats a hell of an assumption, is thinking the same as consciousness? how would consciousness be non-computable, if our brains are composed of discrete computation units (the neurons)?

  do we even know what consciousness even is? we don’t know for a fact only fleshy brains composed of neurons are somehow capable of experiencing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if we ever simulated the complex interplay of chemicals and electricity in our brains using a computer’s boolean logic, wouldn’t that be thinking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh shit yes. its usually very validating when they prove you right immediatly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i have a hard time finding conservatives here.

  and when i do they are pretty heavily downvoted and told to fuck off.

  the rightmost group represented on lemmy here seem to be liberals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  by that logic our brain is just passing neurotransmitters along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this community is not that heavily moderated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that oughtta do it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  look, give me a couple of centuries alright. its complicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sure! give me a couple hundred years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  alcubierre drives are (theoretically) a thing. we could just bend space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i was fired before for not having ironed clothes. well, not explicitly, but you know when you know?