Beware of Ice. It's the real killer

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• Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to work in a whiskey bar and the amount of times women would come in and get all upset because “whisky makes me depressed” and “gin makes me sleepy”, “why do you only have one vodka?”.

  Bitch. It’s fucking ethanol. The only difference is the flavour. Drink the one vodka we have or go to a different bar. It’s a whisky bar.

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• wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do alcohics really think this is funny?

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably, but it’s basically how all health related marketing works.

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I drink my horchata warm, because FUCK ICE!!

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So it was ice all along that was rotting my liver and making my wife cry!

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• deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Health nuts are going to feel real stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

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• insanemantis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dihydrogen monoxide, a naturally-occurring mineral whose chemical reaction with sodium is volatile enough to cause explosions and is made from a combination of hydrochloric acid and lye

  Why are we surprised?

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t need the punchline in the title. It’s on the shirt.

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• kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, blending alcohol and methamphetamine isn’t a smart idea regardless.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  thanks, grandma

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bottle in that image is piss not whiskey

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was expecting a punchline about ICE

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The joke is alcoholism.

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