FreshParsnip
@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on *Nirvana song starts playing* 2 hours ago:
ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 days ago:
“If you don’t like the weather in [insert location] wait five minutes”
I used to naively believe this was actually unique to Newfoundland. Recently learned that it’s a saying everywhere and everyone acts like it’s unique to where they live
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 6 days ago:
Are they taking his word for it or did somebody watch to verify?
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 1 week ago:
Technically correct. It’s possible to commit a crime but still be found not guilty due to insanity or other circumstances
- Comment on Ruining my life 1 week ago:
I once knew a lesbian who would go straight while drunk
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 week ago:
I googled and multiple sources say O+ is the most common type at around 37-39% of the population. You are right about how the genes work but if the majority have two alleles, then type O is going to propagate and stay common. It also means a lot of people with type A or B are carriers for the O gene and have children with type O
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 week ago:
Right, that’s who I was thinking of
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 week ago:
Thank you for the clarification
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 week ago:
Isn’t there a famous clip of one of the Kardashians asking if tuna was chicken?
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 week ago:
Isn’t O the most common type?
- Comment on U r acceptable 1 week ago:
I’d buy a pack of candy hearts like this
- Comment on Toronto's next 2 weeks ago:
Call the Ghostbusters
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 weeks ago:
Liters
- Comment on An oopsie occured 2 weeks ago:
0.3 volleyballs away
- Comment on angry 2 weeks ago:
My ex once suggested throwing peanut butter at random people to make some sort of a point (something to do with them believing schools banning peanut butter was arbitrary). I’m not sure whether they understood, before I told them, that throwing peanut butter at random people can literally kill someone.
- Comment on So how would you handle this? 2 weeks ago:
A thick rubber mat
- Comment on I'm not proud of myself but it's the truth 2 weeks ago:
I saw a romcom right after a breakup once. When it got to the oart with the cliche third act breakup, I wanted them to stay broken up. I thought they broke up for sensible reasons and got back together for dumb reasons. I don’t recall what movie it was. I remember a scene with a doctor marking someone’s knee for surgery. It was the year 2015
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 3 weeks ago:
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
- Comment on Even their fish are fucked up 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cicaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
- Comment on Too far, man 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of when I had the idea to literally yell “racial slurs!”
- Comment on Every night 3 weeks ago:
I can’t possibly be right about everything. I unironically like Madame Web
- Comment on USA is ina a Star Wars universe 4 weeks ago:
An antihero is what we really need at a time like this. While heroes like Captain America and Iron Man debate the ethics of rebelling against a corrupt government, someone like Scarlet Witch or Punisher would get shit done.
- Comment on Miss me yet? 4 weeks ago:
As an adult, I fucking hate jokes about child abuse as discipline. On the off chance you seriously literally think you parents would have MURDERED you, seek help
- Comment on Miss me yet? 4 weeks ago:
As a child, I had issues with patience. When my mom was talking on the phone and I wanted to talk to her, I’d press the button to hang up. Not as easy to do that with cellphones
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, a lot of things in the Bible probably made more sense for the culture it was written for. Of course the books of the Bible were written over hundreds of years and so culture shifted in that time, explaining some of the contradictions. The reason it doesn’t work very well as a book is there is a lot of background information the writers expected the readers to know that now most people don’t
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I read the Bible last year and tried to imagine how it would be perceived if it were any work of fiction. Looking at it just as a fictional book, it’s very poorly written. For one thing, explanations of Jesus sacrifice only come after the fact. A good book would have set it up and explained the necessity of the sacrifice beforehand.
- Comment on Bees 1 month ago:
That escalated quickly
- Comment on We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages 1 month ago:
I studied French for six semesters. I kept failing.
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- Comment on We all have those dreams 1 month ago:
Does “my girl” mean daughter or girlfriend? I’ve heard it used to mean both