FreshParsnip
@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 15 hours ago:
The minimum qualification should be not having killed anyone
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 15 hours ago:
I’m waiting to see how SNL makes fun of this. It already feels like satire.
- Comment on FACTS 1 week ago:
That’s like saying if you eat meat, you’re vegetarian
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 1 week ago:
Yes, a large percentage of the population is religious, that doesn’t make their religion true
- Comment on Happy DB Cooper Day to those who celebrate! 1 week ago:
Loki
- Comment on *Yawn* 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like a plausible theory. I wonder how extensively it’s been studied. I’d like to know if it’s unique to humans. Figuring out which species do ot woukd give a clue to when it evolved
- Comment on *Yawn* 2 weeks ago:
Why the heck is yawning contagious? I woukd expect such a feature to evolve if it served a purpose like, say, warning of something coming. See someone give a warning call, pass it on to the rest of the tribe. But why should a sleepy signal do that? Was there a sleep illness people had to worry about catching? Maybe it evolved to signal to everyone that it’s nighttime. How many species is yawning contagious for? I’m picturing lions for some reason. I have a feeling the behaviour is common among mammals
- Comment on Will be super fun when only epstein DNC are exposed and so they rat on all the RNC. Im all for the backlash. 2 weeks ago:
Can’t wait to get on with Trump facing no consequences whatsoever
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me.. 2 weeks ago:
7
- Comment on Gents... 3 weeks ago:
In the movie Shape Of Water, Octavia Spencer plays a janitor at a science lab. She says “just think, the greatest minds in the country, peeing all over this floor”
- Comment on I will never not be angry that we are made to believe these types of comments are genuine discourse. Why is it defeatism is always the top comment even when your talking about a pedophile president? 3 weeks ago:
I think they’ll talk about it in the news, just nothing will be done about it
- Comment on I will never not be angry that we are made to believe these types of comments are genuine discourse. Why is it defeatism is always the top comment even when your talking about a pedophile president? 3 weeks ago:
Well, what are they waiting for?
- Comment on I will never not be angry that we are made to believe these types of comments are genuine discourse. Why is it defeatism is always the top comment even when your talking about a pedophile president? 3 weeks ago:
Because Trump keeps getting away with heinous crimes, why would this time be any different? I want to be wrong. Please explain to me who will prosecute him, tell me what steps will be followed.
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
What is he on and where can I get some?
- Comment on The PP Police 3 weeks ago:
It’s so hypocritical. They say you’re objectively male or female and that there is no grey area and then they start saying cis women, with vaginas and XX chromosomes, aren’t women?
- Comment on Milk 3 weeks ago:
That escalated quickly
- Comment on The PP Police 3 weeks ago:
I’m a cisgender woman and, believe it or not, I have a natural beard. I suspect there are more women like me than you think, it’s just most of them shave more. I’m not afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a man pretending to be a woman, I’m afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a transphobe accusing me of being a man
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 3 weeks ago:
I’m buying a sub sandwich tomorrow to scare an ICE agent (disclaimer: I’m in Canada and will not actually come into contact with an ICE agent)
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 3 weeks ago:
I’ve contemplated the possibility that there is a God but they regard us as no more real than we regard fictional characters. God, if they exist, could be on a whole different plane of reality than us. Why should they care about our problems? And if God has a plan for me, that might not necessarily be a plan that is good for me.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 4 weeks ago:
Cotton balls
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 5 weeks ago:
Anarchy
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 5 weeks ago:
Fun fact: in the French translation of the film Beauty and the Beast, Cogsworth’s name is Big Ben
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 5 weeks ago:
At least the king of England isn’t demolishing Big Ben to build a ballroom funded by demanding money from the department of Justice
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 1 month ago:
You had me going there
- Comment on From the outside looking in 1 month ago:
When’s the revolution you all needed guns for?