FreshParsnip
@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
- Comment on The Streets Are Alive With The Sound Of Anarchy 1 week ago:
Cops aren’t getting paid to stop you anymore!
- Comment on Check your candy this Halloween 1 week ago:
I once found a KitKat that was pure chocolate, no wafer
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 week ago:
Fun fact: T-Rex didn’t coexist with Stegasaurus. Movies lump all dinosaurs together like they all lived at the same time but they really didn’t. Many species came and went over the millions of years dinosaurs lived
- Comment on Have you ever noticed 2 weeks ago:
When awake too. The default position of your tongue when you’re not using it is the top of your mouth
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 weeks ago:
Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 weeks ago:
It would be good if all the hypocrites who preach about how christlike they are woukd go away
- Comment on Never accept self responsibility 2 weeks ago:
Trump isn’t a failure, he successfully fucked up a country
- Comment on deep words. 2 weeks ago:
Isn’t that the opening line of “Start of Sonething New” from Highschool Musical?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day
- Comment on Political discourse 2 weeks ago:
When I have centrist views about anything (not just politics but more trivial matters like pop culture), I’m reluctant to share them online because extremists on both sides interpret you as an extremist on the opposing side
- Comment on is this allowed? 2 weeks ago:
Imagine if, instead of a debate, we had presidential candidates play Duel Monsters
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
He was apparently dating a transgender person. That doesn’t necessarily make him left wing, but it means that in regards to transgender people, he probably didn’t fully agree with the right wing
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
What grade is learning pronouns and the alphabet. Doesn’t the alphabet come before grammar?
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
From what I’ve heard, he was from a right wing family but there are conflicting reports on whether he himself was right wing
- Comment on I wonder why the widespread adoption of the internet hasn't been good for society as a whole. 3 weeks ago:
Buster would definitely have shown up to the storm Area 51 event
- Comment on Yesterday, in a galaxy far far away 3 weeks ago:
I wonder, did the galaxy believe Luke’s story about Vader suddenly turning on the emperor last minute? It seems in the sequel trilogy that he dud tell people cause Rey had heard about it. Empire loyalists probably thought it an insult to Vader’s memory to say he turned against the empire.
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 3 weeks ago:
“If something happens that’s really bad, I might just have to blame AI”- Donald Trump, September 2nd, 2025
- Comment on Is it just me or does this look more appetizing than a watermelon? 3 weeks ago:
It looks like kiwi
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 3 weeks ago:
What a hypocrite
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 4 weeks ago:
It was actually several different sled dogs that made the trip and Togo did the longest and most difficult part. There’s a movie about Togo on Disney+
- Comment on Home made Soup 4 weeks ago:
I just had a thought…but my thought wasn’t coherent enough to share
- Comment on 3 out of 4 is pretty good 4 weeks ago:
Trump’s war declaration meme gives me vibes of a teenager threatening a mass shooting
- Comment on PSA 4 weeks ago:
How about don’t put anything in your Anusara unless it was specifically designed to go there
- Comment on Round of applause please 4 weeks ago:
I think you might be on to something
- Comment on Round of applause please 4 weeks ago:
Nearly half of Americans think dinosaurs coexisted with people
- Comment on it would be a better look 4 weeks ago:
Random thing I just learned. The other day, I heard the news refer to the company Glock. 33 years of life and I had no idea Glock was a brand name. I thought it was a word for a type of gun, like rifle is a type of gun
- Comment on Are you not entertained? 5 weeks ago:
The first I heard of Swift’s engagement was reporters asking Trump to react, cause every fucking thing is about Trump
- Comment on No weirdo's please 5 weeks ago:
In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word “as”, presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying “apple’s 50% off”