FreshParsnip

@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How possibly?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Being sad that black people are in movies isn’t oppression

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw these on the Canadian version of The Price is Right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They come from clams, like pearls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey look, he’s wearing a mask after throwing a tantrum about not wanting to wear one during the pandemic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next up I'll deep fry your car keys⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a young child, I once had a nightmare my babysitter was frying my stuffed toys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We can all learn from beavers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hoppers is a wild movie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has singlehandedly destroyed the Untied States place in the world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just walk mostly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For which treatment involves helping them take responsibility for their choices. Some people instead decide they can’t possibly control their choices and choose to be helpless

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people have no sense of actions resulting in consequences. Some people will eat fattening food and then complain as if they had no choice in the matter. Much like in college when you constantly hear people complaining that they’re not ready for an exam because they spent last evening drunk watching TV instead of studying, as if that wasn’t a choice they made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only episode I’ve seen is the crossover with Abbott Elementary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently watched a miniseries called A Teacher, in which a highschool teacher has an affair with her student and there are actual consequences. With all the people in the epstein files that are escaping justice, it was kind of cathartic to watch a sexual predator be punished for her actions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The entirety of American history, or at least since Jan 6, 2021, when Trump would have been immediately arrested and tried for treason in a sane and efficient society

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing really matters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need a paper towel over raviolis when you microwave them either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2022 was a bleak year 😢⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to eat erasers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All wars should be canceled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if he was involved in his brother’s death but I find his ex-wife’s death suspicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigeon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Nirvana song starts playing*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “If you don’t like the weather in [insert location] wait five minutes”

  I used to naively believe this was actually unique to Newfoundland. Recently learned that it’s a saying everywhere and everyone acts like it’s unique to where they live

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they taking his word for it or did somebody watch to verify?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Innocent until proven guilty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically correct. It’s possible to commit a crime but still be found not guilty due to insanity or other circumstances

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once knew a lesbian who would go straight while drunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I googled and multiple sources say O+ is the most common type at around 37-39% of the population. You are right about how the genes work but if the majority have two alleles, then type O is going to propagate and stay common. It also means a lot of people with type A or B are carriers for the O gene and have children with type O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, that’s who I was thinking of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for the clarification

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there a famous clip of one of the Kardashians asking if tuna was chicken?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t O the most common type?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U r acceptable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d buy a pack of candy hearts like this