BeMoreCareful

@BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Long live my IUD: unlimited creampies and no more periods⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It would make your burps more smelly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate academic Andreas Malm barred from entering UK⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  UK over here going full bore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helping a kid grow up⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Now go to bed, Bait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackalackin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I said what I said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackalackin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve stocked up for Halloween three times already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do millennials keep looking significantly more youthful than previous generations?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Catalytic converters are way nicer than you’d expect.

  Old cars are stinky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a bag like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*boioioioing*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that as bioengineering and was confused as hell for a minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deck the fools, my champion Holly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, this is why we fermented sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the first real reason I’ve ever heard to colonize the moon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Wait!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  CVS: We Don’t Even Give a Fuck™️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I asked for a sign, *sigh* at least I got a sign⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Behold! The toothless One!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He saved the world.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They can lie to you = you can lie to them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to imagine Premlak as happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This haunts me⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does she put them into walls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *food poisoning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Survivalist in a nutshell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the little baddies that ride the food in and multiply that’s bad. When they hit critical mass, the body expels them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am of the persuasion that stomach bugs do not exist.

  Food poisoning is more common than one would think, but also takes a bit longer than one would think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take some time to reset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a lot of fond memories sitting around fire pits like those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like hot pot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a layer of mystery and fun to any funeral⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash your bloody hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always check⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know what they had!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strong Review⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You got it!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got a gallon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  World’s first trillionaire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get Jodie Foster’s attention?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE DISREGARD THIS TEST⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have potato salad, egg salad, chicken salad and probably some other salad, but no rice salad? 🤔