Geetnerd
@Geetnerd@lemmy.world
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 17 hours ago:
“In short, I am superior to any other species, race, or creed. And especially femoids, fuck them.”
PussSlayer666, CoD Clan Leader.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 18 hours ago:
You’re right, my bad.
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 18 hours ago:
“Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know.”
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 19 hours ago:
No, they don’t.
I’m mocking them, in an attempt to shame them into putting themselves out there, and learning from experience like we did back in the day.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 19 hours ago:
You don’t just walk up to woman and ask her out.
You go to a social place, and you just start up a conversation, while she’s not talking to someone else, or obviously already socially engaged.
You find a relevant topic to start, from the moment.
“Hey, I like your hair.”
Or, “I noticed you grooving to this song, I like it too.”
Or, “You like Newcastle, too? Nice.”
Then, if she smiles, or engages in more conversation, just ask her about her. But that doesn’t guarantee anything.
And… and… she may be interested, but doesn’t want to PornHub bang you that night. Outrageous, I know. She may want to get to know you better.
This is a skill, that is learned from experience. And you will fail, a lot, until you learn it. And even if you master it, you still fail sometimes.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 19 hours ago:
What women hate is some stranger approaching them, out of the blue, in the most obvious and clueless way.
“Hello, female, I see you’re having fun with your friends. You don’t know me, M’Lady, but I wanted to let you know that I think you’re prime mating material, and would like to invite you back to my parent’s basement for Chicken Tendies. We will listen to music you like, until your mating orifice is sufficiently lubricated. Or we can watch Naruto. Rest assured, I am attentive, I watched many videos on foreplay. Shall I summon an Uber?”
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 19 hours ago:
Fires up PornHub.
“Those bitches aint’ gettin’ my money!”
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 19 hours ago:
You forgot the part about that’s where the potential to get laid was, for dudes and chicks.
You learned from trial and error, until you got it right, instead of whining on social media about it.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 19 hours ago:
I haven’t gone that far, but I refuse to use Facebook, or Amazon.
Facebook, because it’s a shithole of ignorance, stupidity, and cruelty, and it brainwashes older people.
Amazon, because they hurt local Mom and Pop businesses, and I don’t like the way they treat the warehouse workers.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 19 hours ago:
A rich kid’s personal Attention Gathering App.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 19 hours ago:
Well, a few hours ago, I got permanently banned from Reddit, again, but this time with no explanation messages, or any recourse.
I suspect it was from my contant mocking of Musk and Trump, and the GOP in general.
Fuck them.
- Comment on Always explains so much 20 hours ago:
“Hey babe, what’s wrong? You seem irritated.”
“Ah, you know, I just started.”
“I understand. So, wanna get naked?”
- Comment on Always explains so much 20 hours ago:
I dated a woman once who said she got the PMH’s.
Premenstrual Hornies.
Her body told her to “DO IT NOW, NOW!” before that egg dropped.
I didn’t notice, I was just happy she liked sex, too, and initiated it.
- Comment on Always explains so much 20 hours ago:
Being a dude, this is so vague, and ambiguous, I don’t understand what she’s saying, at all.
But hey, Queen, if you’re happy, I’m happy.