Fake and gay but also🥚
Anon finally finds a girlfriend
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If these guys are so starved for sex, I understand why they don’t just fuck each other.
What’s more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who’s going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.
You’re getting a nut, and you’re helping your fellow bros. What’s the problem?
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Judging by some of the vrchat threads I’ve seen Anon is way ahead of you on this
AceSLive@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious
remer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Is that egg?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
These are trying times 🏳️⚧️
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
My thoughts exactly
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Talking to yourself is not an uncommon way to self regulate and such. Anon took that to the next level. I’m not sure if I should be concerned or impressed
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Autosexual and imaginary
However, if you want a trip down a rabbit hole, what this is talking about is essentially a tulpa.
Now, I’m not saying one way or another that tulpas have any use, or even that they’re anything that represents anything that matters outside of the self. But it is a practice that people engage in, so it isn’t totally fake, no matter what the opinion about it beyond that is.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 months ago
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Jfc, that’s a ride that needs to be charged for
Leg@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I went down this rabbit hole years ago. I’m 100% convinced God is a tulpa.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Same, it just so happened while i was in a creative writing class in college and in my final paper i took wild left turn and went on a rant about how Christians who think god or jesus talk to them are actually just have tulpas. It was supposed to be a paper about a poem by langston hughes…
I got a C.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Tulpas my beloved. When I was a kid I believed that supernatural deities were real based on some degree of human belief
Charzard4261@programming.dev 3 months ago
I was the same! I think it was the Egyptian inspired series where one of the characters asked about what happens when people who don’t believe in anything die. Even though I don’t remember the exact answer, the feeling of oblivion has stuck with me ever since.
I’d still like to believe that all the gods are actually having a giant battle for supremacy though lol.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Not Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods?
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
REAL! I loved his system for them being powered by belief
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The first rule of dabbling with Tulpas is DO NOT dabble with Tulpas.
The second rule of dabbling with Tulpas is that everything they say and do is a lie and a trick. If there are any benevolent entities out there,.they will never, ever engage with you.
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 3 months ago
The third rule of tulpamancy is that the word “tulpa” is culturally appropriated - the modern use of the word has very little in common with the Buddhist tradition, especially in why it’s done and what sorts of system members are created. The new, culturally sensitive word is parogen. It means “intentionally created”.
Further terminology:
Endogenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by its own actions
Traumagenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by trauma. Often DID or OSDD
Headmate - someone who lives in the same head as you
Introject - a headmate whose identity is based on an external source such as a character
Fictive - a headmate based on a fictional character. May or may not believe they’re truly the same person as in the media, for any philosophical opinion on what “the same person” means.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
tulpa
Heavy Star Maker vibes
steeznson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
egg is beginning to crack
SomGye@dormi.zone 3 months ago
Well at least I haven’t reached this stage yet…
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
What stage are you at?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I don’t think they’re selling tickets yet
SomGye@dormi.zone 3 months ago
The “Infinite Self-Loathing and Complete Social Deconstruction” Stage I think
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I believe in you bro. You got this
SomGye@dormi.zone 3 months ago
Thanks bro 🤝
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Anon is down so bad he’s buried deep in Earth’s core.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
Anon starts developing Multiple Personality Disorder
lazylion_ca@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Next he’ll start making soap and fighting people in bars.
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
This is how it happens
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Are you still cis bro? You might be a sis.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
Anon gets handies from his girlfriend that is also anon.
terraborra@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me hard… I’d fuck me so hard…”
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Would you intercept me? ID INTERCEPT ME.
superfes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And that’s how god was born.
Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Anon goes berserk during the monthly period and sometimes gives himself the silent treatment
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
People might shit on him but he’s happier than I am
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sounds a bit like tulpamancy
match@pawb.social 3 months ago
of all the empty skandhas this shit is the emptymost
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 3 months ago
Thank you for the link. I never knew about this.
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
🥚
M137@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Recently recently.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They have DID in a weird way.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I was talking to a friend of mine about whether or not we would get along with exact copies of ourselves. He didn’t think that he would want to spend much time with his copy, but I thought I would love my own company in that sense. We would have the same values, the same goals in life, the same likes and dislikes, the same hobbies, the same sense of humor, etc. And all that is just with a same-sex copy of myself that I would have no attraction to. An opposite sex (but also heterosexual) copy would also have the same sex drive and the same weird fetishes.
Anyway, it’s still probably not worth fracturing one’s psyche for but with good arguments for each side. Reasonable people can disagree.
Zirconium@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you had an exact copy of yourself you could finish the pile of shame twice as fast
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I’m not sure the left hand knows what the right hand is doing.
letme_meowmeow@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So, anon … learn how to split your personality
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 months ago
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