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Anon finally finds a girlfriend

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fake and gay but also🥚

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    • Geetnerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If these guys are so starved for sex, I understand why they don’t just fuck each other.

      What’s more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who’s going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.

      You’re getting a nut, and you’re helping your fellow bros. What’s the problem?

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      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Judging by some of the vrchat threads I’ve seen Anon is way ahead of you on this

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      • AceSLive@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious

        youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

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      • remer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is that egg?

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        These are trying times 🏳️‍⚧️

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    • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My thoughts exactly

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Talking to yourself is not an uncommon way to self regulate and such. Anon took that to the next level. I’m not sure if I should be concerned or impressed

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Autosexual and imaginary

    However, if you want a trip down a rabbit hole, what this is talking about is essentially a tulpa.

    Now, I’m not saying one way or another that tulpas have any use, or even that they’re anything that represents anything that matters outside of the self. But it is a practice that people engage in, so it isn’t totally fake, no matter what the opinion about it beyond that is.

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      > be a brony

      > remembers that tulpas exist

      [TRAUMA INTENSIFIES]

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      That said, Jackie Chan tulpa will always be hilarious

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      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Jfc, that’s a ride that needs to be charged for

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    • Leg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I went down this rabbit hole years ago. I’m 100% convinced God is a tulpa.

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      • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Same, it just so happened while i was in a creative writing class in college and in my final paper i took wild left turn and went on a rant about how Christians who think god or jesus talk to them are actually just have tulpas. It was supposed to be a paper about a poem by langston hughes…

        I got a C.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tulpas my beloved. When I was a kid I believed that supernatural deities were real based on some degree of human belief

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      • Charzard4261@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I was the same! I think it was the Egyptian inspired series where one of the characters asked about what happens when people who don’t believe in anything die. Even though I don’t remember the exact answer, the feeling of oblivion has stuck with me ever since.

        I’d still like to believe that all the gods are actually having a giant battle for supremacy though lol.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods?

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      • WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        REAL! I loved his system for them being powered by belief

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The first rule of dabbling with Tulpas is DO NOT dabble with Tulpas.

      The second rule of dabbling with Tulpas is that everything they say and do is a lie and a trick. If there are any benevolent entities out there,.they will never, ever engage with you.

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      • OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The third rule of tulpamancy is that the word “tulpa” is culturally appropriated - the modern use of the word has very little in common with the Buddhist tradition, especially in why it’s done and what sorts of system members are created. The new, culturally sensitive word is parogen. It means “intentionally created”.

        Further terminology:
        Endogenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by its own actions
        Traumagenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by trauma. Often DID or OSDD
        Headmate - someone who lives in the same head as you
        Introject - a headmate whose identity is based on an external source such as a character
        Fictive - a headmate based on a fictional character. May or may not believe they’re truly the same person as in the media, for any philosophical opinion on what “the same person” means.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      tulpa

      Heavy Star Maker vibes

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    egg is beginning to crack

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  • SomGye@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well at least I haven’t reached this stage yet…

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What stage are you at?

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      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I don’t think they’re selling tickets yet

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      • SomGye@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The “Infinite Self-Loathing and Complete Social Deconstruction” Stage I think

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    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I believe in you bro. You got this

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      • SomGye@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Thanks bro 🤝

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon is down so bad he’s buried deep in Earth’s core.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon starts developing Multiple Personality Disorder

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    • lazylion_ca@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Next he’ll start making soap and fighting people in bars.

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    • Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is how it happens

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  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Are you still cis bro? You might be a sis.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon gets handies from his girlfriend that is also anon.

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  • terraborra@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me hard… I’d fuck me so hard…”

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Would you intercept me? ID INTERCEPT ME.

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  • superfes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And that’s how god was born.

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  • Wanpieserino@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anon goes berserk during the monthly period and sometimes gives himself the silent treatment

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People might shit on him but he’s happier than I am

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  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    🥚

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  • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sounds a bit like tulpamancy

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      of all the empty skandhas this shit is the emptymost

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    • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thank you for the link. I never knew about this.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Recently recently.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They have DID in a weird way.

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I was talking to a friend of mine about whether or not we would get along with exact copies of ourselves. He didn’t think that he would want to spend much time with his copy, but I thought I would love my own company in that sense. We would have the same values, the same goals in life, the same likes and dislikes, the same hobbies, the same sense of humor, etc. And all that is just with a same-sex copy of myself that I would have no attraction to. An opposite sex (but also heterosexual) copy would also have the same sex drive and the same weird fetishes.

    Anyway, it’s still probably not worth fracturing one’s psyche for but with good arguments for each side. Reasonable people can disagree.

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    • Zirconium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If you had an exact copy of yourself you could finish the pile of shame twice as fast

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m not sure the left hand knows what the right hand is doing.

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  • letme_meowmeow@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, anon … learn how to split your personality

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