TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 weeks ago:
A lot of kids fresh out of highschool are pressured into going to college right away. Its the societal norm for some fucking reason.
Give these kids a break and let them go when they’re really ready. Personally I sat around for a year and a half before I felt like “fuck, this is boring lets go learn something now”. If i had gone to college straight from highschool I would’ve flunked out and just wasted all that money for nothing.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 weeks ago:
And similarly, i could read code in a language I dont know, understand what it does and how it works even if I don’t know the syntax well enough to write it myself
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 2 weeks ago:
Am I weird in that I actually like the hypnic jerk feeling? It doesnt happen often to me, maybe once every few months. I also like bedspins, used to get them every night as a child/teen. though they rarely happen anymore. It was like my own personal rollercoaster ride!
- Comment on Anon is 33 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for the insight! Sounds like you’re doing a lot better now
- Comment on Anon is 33 2 weeks ago:
Hoenstly, probably better than being homeless. Life in prison as a local hero among inmates for deposing a capitalist.
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 1 month ago:
Blow your load on her bedsheets
- Comment on Anon has a GF 1 month ago:
Ngl I love those little GFs. Not for meat, they make a terrible grill, but as a panini press theyre great!
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 1 month ago:
I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 1 month ago:
Ahh, they must’ve whispered “no homo” before getting in the showers together!
- Comment on YEET 2 months ago:
No no, because they only had one frame of it moving, they can only calculate and upper and lower bound on it’s speed. The number given was the lower bound is what theyre saying.
- Comment on alpha 2 months ago:
However, the gluten-free fad diet was actually incredibly beneficial for sufferers of celiac desease because it made gluten-free products so mainstream and really expanded what pre-made foods and snacks they can buy in stores.
- Comment on never skip 2 months ago:
This is what peak yardcover looks like
- Comment on Anon tries to understand his coworker 2 months ago:
Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.
Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 2 months ago:
No, he likes money. Remember a few years ago when he tweeted about how great dogecoin was? Then a week later he tweeted about how stupid is was and that he was done with? He probably made millions buying and selling dogecoin as he made those tweets. There a huge conflict of interest when it comes to celebrities endorsing crypto coins. If you have the pull, you can just buy a bunch of some shit coin, talk it up and then all the people who look up to you to will go buy it, pumping up the price while you sell and make a huge profit. Then the value crashes back down and everyonw who bought is left holding the bag. Whenever some famous person talks about a crypto, 100% of the time it is a grift to skim money from their follower’s pockets.
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 3 months ago:
Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 3 months ago:
wastes his time watching movies all day.
Really?? Smh
- Comment on Shorebirbs 3 months ago:
Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan highplains!
- Comment on That funny feeling 3 months ago:
Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.
- Comment on You'd better 3 months ago:
Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?
- Comment on Scientists Are Mapping Landslide Risk in Alaska. Some Homeowners Don’t Want to Know. | Deadly landslides are increasing around the world. But in parts of Alaska, maps of the hazards remain controversi 3 months ago:
Probably they don’t want to know because they will be poweless to stop it and are not able to relocate right now and they don’t want their insurance to raise rates or just drop them.
- Comment on The Toughest Journey 3 months ago:
When I went to mexico many years ago, they had dedicated teams of conservationists mark and monitor all nesting spots (they didnt collect the eggs), then when they start hatching they will rake the sand in a path to the ocean and inevitably a crowd of tourists will gather so the conservationists also end up having to hold the crowd back so that they dont get in the way, the crowd does however scare away any beach predators.
I got to see both egg laying, and eggs hatching it was very cool. The baby turtles are sooo tiny and adorable.
- Comment on Anon has a back injury 4 months ago:
I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.
- Comment on He's just lucky I guess 4 months ago:
The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.
Allegedly.
- Comment on Anon is a collector 4 months ago:
Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I’ve collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying
- Comment on 🐛🪲🐞 4 months ago:
Balthus, 1934: The Guitar Lesson.
(Content warning, google at your own risk)
- Comment on Anon gets a haircut 4 months ago:
Are only short people allowed to have buzzcuts?
- Comment on Eternal fire 4 months ago:
Im seriously considering getting rid of my oven and replacing it with an air fryer and portable induction hotplates.
Only problem is that a frozen pizza wont fit in an air fryer and thats like the only thing I actually use the over for!
- Comment on You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway. 4 months ago:
- Comment on Anon goes to dinner with coworkers 4 months ago:
Theres a lot they don’t teach in school! Its been over a decade for me but from what I remember “world history” class was basically just WWI and WWII.
- Comment on Anon goes to dinner with coworkers 4 months ago:
Irish people were forced to eat potatoes because they were subjugated by british lords who took everything else they farmed. When the potato “famine” happened, they were actually still producing plenty of other food, just that the British lords didnt care and still forces them to hand it over.
Admittedly this is the extent of my knowledge on the situation, so you should look it up yourself if you want to know more.
The “Joke” at the irish guy in the greentext is actually pretty insensitive and rude, much moreso than asking a german why he didnt order sauerkraut.
Potatoes aren’t even native to Ireland.
