TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 20 hours ago:
Thanks!
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 22 hours ago:
Sorry to bust your fantasy, but we never even married! Shes now a miserable middle aged woman with some other sorry son of a bitch :) Meanwhile I happily fap to hentai in my own house that I own after eating avocado toast for breakfast.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 22 hours ago:
Gonna egde myself to anime chicks for a few hours tonight. Hoping to go at least four hours, but will definitely go more than two. Gonna blast ropes over my shoulder and splatter the cum-wall behind me.
Want to know even more?
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 23 hours ago:
I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.
- Comment on WOMEN. 3 weeks ago:
When my sister was on the chess team in highschool she would always wear a low-cut top with ample cleavage to the tournaments. She said it was very effective when her opponents spent more time staring at her chest than the board!
- Comment on Stress reliever 1 month ago:
Edit the image to put the fucking back
- Comment on Anon reads horror 1 month ago:
😑 i thought they were like 14 or something…it makes even less sense now
- Comment on Anon reads horror 1 month ago:
Tbh if my first time was a train of my bros all with the same chick, i’d probably remember them for a very long time even without a proper orgy. Though i’d probably remember them all for helping to defeat an eldritch sewer fiend anyways.
Still sounds like a stupid thing to put in a horror story about teenagers though…
- Comment on Mint 1 month ago:
I’ll plant it next to my invasive english ivy and see which one wins…
- Comment on Fingies 1 month ago:
article about koala finger prints
no pictures of koala fingers
😑
- Comment on Anon buys an indie RPG 3 months ago:
Seconded
- Comment on Pigbutt Worm 3 months ago:
Hmmmm… would 🤷🏼♂️
- Comment on You have no idea what it took to not add my kink to the title 3 months ago:
There are… far worse works of art out there in the furry community. The cheese grater just happened at the right time.
- Comment on What's your favorite band? (Of frequency that is) 3 months ago:
Don’t fuck with the eq. The track was already mastered with a specific eq for an intended listening experience. Just turn the volumn up so you can hear all of it better.
- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 5 months ago:
I did know this! I used this trick to model dodecahedrons and icosahedrons when I was really into making custom rubik’s style twisty puzzles
- Comment on You nomster! 6 months ago:
You mean you neam immune
- Comment on Fa la la la la la 6 months ago:
Dont forget about the crypto scams too!
- Comment on 8 months ago:
Bet.
- Comment on 8 months ago:
Cream cheese is much better than mayo on any sandwich
- Comment on Banana 8 months ago:
Tastes yucky 🤮
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 8 months ago:
Actually there is a point to marrying in skyrim. You get the better xp boost effect for sleeping in your bed in the house that your partner is living in. And also if you marry Ysolda (and maybe others I don’t know, I’ve only ever married her) she actually opens a general shop in your house which is very useful for liquidating all the random loot from dungeons, and she gives you a cut of the profits.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 8 months ago:
I always hated that bitch anyways. She made Lydia go home 😠
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 8 months ago:
Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like “hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it”
- Comment on bugslife 9 months ago:
All I remember about Antz is the terrifying termite war scene. I had nightmares about that.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 10 months ago:
Its just youtube. Don’t be a pansy.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 10 months ago:
It could be real. I’m an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.
…I don’t still live with my parents however.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 10 months ago:
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 10 months ago:
Also, most people dont even have a good grasp on how big giraffes are anyways!
I once went to a zoo that had an elevated platform extending into the giraffe’s habitat so that you could stand face to face with them. Their heads are as big as a normal human, like 5 feet from crown to chin!
- Comment on human geography 10 months ago:
“October 30th” around here. Theres nothing special about that day.
What happens on “pumpkin night”?
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 10 months ago:
I never have on purpose, but in games i like to play as female characters. This was very useful in runescape back in the mid-2000s. Desperate guys would just asume you were a girl IRL and give you free shit asking to be your boyfriend.