TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on We Got You 1 week ago:
If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
- Comment on And another 1 week ago:
Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.
He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.
- Comment on Anon has a special request 1 week ago:
My highschool biology classroom had the skeleton of an indian tween in a closet. It had been professionally skeletonized and rigged up and everything. The bio teacher swore it was there when he started teaching and that he doesnt know anything about it…
He also had a human fetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
- Comment on 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨 3 weeks ago:
How fast would the rose have to be going to blueshift that much? Someone please do the math
- Comment on Anon pretends to be a girl online 3 weeks ago:
Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/
For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.
- Comment on Anon has a sketchy teacher 4 weeks ago:
Sounding is often associated with CBT/BDSM/pain play, but it doesnt have to be. I’m not into any of that, I sound because it feels good. It doesn’t have to hurt at all if you’re gentle with yourself and don’t force it.
- Comment on Anon has a sketchy teacher 4 weeks ago:
Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I’ve never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!
Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.
Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I’ve never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.
- Comment on Symptoms of arsenic poisoning 4 weeks ago:
Ahhh dammit! Who poisoned the BDSM rat??
- Comment on Anon's gf is unfulfilled 4 weeks ago:
This was my life for 7 years. I’ve been happily single ever since she found some other poor sob to torment with her bullshit.
- Comment on Anon needs help reading a social situation 5 weeks ago:
Probably hes staring at her and what hes seeing is her noticing him staring at her. Anon is indeed a fucktard.
tries to help out at new job
immediately gets hit on by neckbeard coworker
he wont stop staring at me all day
Guys don’t be like anon.
- Comment on Romance 5 weeks ago:
Did you consider taking a shower at any point during that day?
- Comment on freezing point curves 1 month ago:
If I had to guess, I would assume that there are different molecular lattices that sulfuric acid and water can form at different concentrations and that these different lattices have different freezing points. I will now go look it up.
- Comment on The circle of life 2 months ago:
Dinosaurs -> chickens
Chickens -> pulverized chicken paste
Pulverized chicken paste -> dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
- Comment on Anon notices what they've taken from us 2 months ago:
No, its kidnapping your data to keep you trapped as their customer. If you want peace of mind, you can make your own backups.
- Comment on Anon notices what they've taken from us 2 months ago:
A few years ago my ex got a new laptop and it had onedrive enabled system-wide by default. She didn’t realize until after she had been using it for months, I had to spend several hours backing up her files and defenestrating onedrive. It not as simple as just turning it off because it was even on critical system folders, you have to go in the registry and remap the those folders manually one at time before you can disable it.
It is possible, but it fucking sucks.
- Comment on Anon prepares for a flood 2 months ago:
Fyi, creationists openly believe in “micro evolution” (i think thats whay they call it). Basically they do belive that species can change and adapt over time through the generations, they just dont believe that evolution can create new species given enough time.
Basically they have a fundamental misunderstanding of evolution that they have purposely created to fit their own presuppositions.
- Comment on Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone 3 months ago:
Wait we’re supposed to stop after we turn 15?
- Comment on Edison 3 months ago:
Ive always heard it to mean “hurry up” or “be quick” too.
… I am 1/4 swedish though so I dunno?
- Comment on This is my face reveal 3 months ago:
Haha beep beep meow 🚗🐈⬛
- Comment on Mushroom ID 3 months ago:
Easiest way to not die from bad mushrooms is to not eat them because they’re fucking disgusting anyways
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be memes ✨️ 3 months ago:
Most of the time these local ordinances have exceptions for raised beds, and their definition of “raised bed” is so vague you can just line your yard with decorative bricks and declare the whole thing is a raised bed.
Alternatively you can have your property designated as a wildlife preserve, even in residential neighborhoods.
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be memes ✨️ 3 months ago:
Grass monoculture lawns are basically deserts. You are not hurting anything by ripping it all out and letting native plants take over
- Comment on Anon discovers a diet trick 3 months ago:
Its not keto if you dont cut out sugary drinks and beer lol. Literally liquid carbs. I dont even drink soda anyways and usually only drink beer socially.
I think my issue was that i didnt plan or put any thought into it, so my macro nutrients were not balanced. Definitely a lot more fatty foods to fresh veggies than i should’ve. Also all the oily and fatty foods caused me to get zits INSIDE my mouth on my gums. That was actually the tipping point for me, not the gout. Zits on your gums puts pressure on your teeth giving tooth aches then when they pop you get zit juice in your mouth, yum!
Another thing that made it hard for me to keep on it was that I had to home cook every meal. There are keto options you can buy at the store but I thought they all tasted like poo. Cauliflower crust pizza was such a letdown it crushed all my hopes and dreams with a single bite.
So between the gout, mouth zits, and high effort, I just decided to give up and be pudgy.
Im pretty sure that all fad diets actually work on the premise of cutting out snacking and processed foods under the guise of a psuedo-science diet anyways.
- Comment on Anon discovers a diet trick 3 months ago:
I did keto for a few months, years ago. I did lose weight but it also gave me gout…
- Comment on damnit, again 3 months ago:
If i asked a chick for nudes and she sent me sea slugs thats how i know shes the one
- Comment on Pray they don't alter it any further 4 months ago:
Right? Like what do you even get for paying all that money? The next generic marvel movie? Cashgrab nostalgia-bait sequels like fucking happy gilmore 2?? Disney’s next culturally diverse not-quite-princess movie???
Learn to paint. Plant some flowers or vegetables. Build something. Create instead of consume.
- Comment on Patchypals 4 months ago:
You can just steal it
- Comment on kissies 4 months ago:
Naw, dogs are fuckin gross
- Comment on Been wishing this community was more active, decided to be the change. Anyways I felt cute, running Arch KDE on a Thinkpad. 5 months ago:
Legs 🦵🦵🧦
- Comment on Anon gets drunk at the movies 5 months ago:
Probably was just made he was’t sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?