TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Bet.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Cream cheese is much better than mayo on any sandwich
- Comment on Banana 1 week ago:
Tastes yucky 🤮
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 1 week ago:
Actually there is a point to marrying in skyrim. You get the better xp boost effect for sleeping in your bed in the house that your partner is living in. And also if you marry Ysolda (and maybe others I don’t know, I’ve only ever married her) she actually opens a general shop in your house which is very useful for liquidating all the random loot from dungeons, and she gives you a cut of the profits.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 1 week ago:
I always hated that bitch anyways. She made Lydia go home 😠
- Comment on Anon watches Lord of the Rings 3 weeks ago:
Its funny how this scene implies that Aragorn came up with this flashy theatrical entrance idea, explained it to the ghosts, and they were all like “hell yea thats sounds bad-ass lets do it”
- Comment on bugslife 1 month ago:
All I remember about Antz is the terrifying termite war scene. I had nightmares about that.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 1 month ago:
Its just youtube. Don’t be a pansy.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 1 month ago:
It could be real. I’m an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.
…I don’t still live with my parents however.
- Comment on Anon is an artist 1 month ago:
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 2 months ago:
Also, most people dont even have a good grasp on how big giraffes are anyways!
I once went to a zoo that had an elevated platform extending into the giraffe’s habitat so that you could stand face to face with them. Their heads are as big as a normal human, like 5 feet from crown to chin!
- Comment on human geography 2 months ago:
“October 30th” around here. Theres nothing special about that day.
What happens on “pumpkin night”?
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 2 months ago:
I never have on purpose, but in games i like to play as female characters. This was very useful in runescape back in the mid-2000s. Desperate guys would just asume you were a girl IRL and give you free shit asking to be your boyfriend.
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 3 months ago:
Pretty sure thats just a matching bowl next to it.
- Comment on CBS Canceling ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ After Next Season 3 months ago:
Yea who is the Ellison family?
- Comment on 3 months ago:
One time I told my boss that the project we were working on was causing me to have a mental breakdown and that I needed to be put on something else.
The next day the project was canceled, turns out I wasnt the only one feeling thay way…
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 3 months ago:
Is this a copypasta or are you having a stroke?
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 3 months ago:
Right? They got that shit backwards. Op is a fraud. i is used in pure math, j is used in engineering.
- Comment on I'm doing my part 4 months ago:
Man im working so hard to be that yard, but its not as easy as just stop mowing!
Always on the lookout for invasives, poison ivy, tree sapplings (my yard isnt big enough to support any more trees without threatening the house), and other undesirables.
Then theres also the english ivy encroaching from the corner that I’ve pretty much given up on :/
- Comment on Anon ups his fibre intake 4 months ago:
Bro forgot to drink more water too
- Comment on Anon likes trains 4 months ago:
Americans can’t do trains because it requires public infrastructure (rails), which apparently we are allergic to.
- Comment on Little Anon goes on a field trip 4 months ago:
In 8th grade I opted to stay home from the DC field trip. I’d already been there with family before anyways and also hated all of my classmates.
- Comment on We really did 4 months ago:
Mate we used to navigate from large physical atlases. I remember having to pull out the state atlas and find page for the county we were in and then route a path and navigate my mom to our destination when I when I was like 12.
- Comment on Repent, ye clownish sinner 4 months ago:
Frogs and spiders
- Comment on Talented child artist 4 months ago:
Heck i’d get enough for me too and join her!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 4 months ago:
Gilliam was almost picked to direct the Harry Potter movies.
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 4 months ago:
Man if only! It was a one-off.
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 4 months ago:
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
- Comment on It's a mysteria 4 months ago:
I thought botulism thrived in room-temp anaerobic environments? If theyre constantly opening and refreshing thier cold brew coffee and keeping it in the fridge then i dont think botulism is much of a risk.
- Comment on Anon is in the folder now. 5 months ago:
Because hes on 4chan