TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Little Anon goes on a field trip 15 hours ago:
In 8th grade I opted to stay home from the DC field trip. I’d already been there with family before anyways and also hated all of my classmates.
- Comment on We really did 1 week ago:
Mate we used to navigate from large physical atlases. I remember having to pull out the state atlas and find page for the county we were in and then route a path and navigate my mom to our destination when I when I was like 12.
- Comment on Repent, ye clownish sinner 1 week ago:
Frogs and spiders
- Comment on Talented child artist 1 week ago:
Heck i’d get enough for me too and join her!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Gilliam was almost picked to direct the Harry Potter movies.
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 2 weeks ago:
Man if only! It was a one-off.
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 2 weeks ago:
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
- Comment on It's a mysteria 2 weeks ago:
I thought botulism thrived in room-temp anaerobic environments? If theyre constantly opening and refreshing thier cold brew coffee and keeping it in the fridge then i dont think botulism is much of a risk.
- Comment on Anon is in the folder now. 3 weeks ago:
Because hes on 4chan
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 4 weeks ago:
Its possible in 3 spacial dimensions, which last time I checked is the number of dimensions we exist in.
- Comment on I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU 4 weeks ago:
It me
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 1 month ago:
Perhaps we played in different eras. When i tried it there were no attack animations at all. You and the enemies just stood in front of eachother taking damage…
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 1 month ago:
Tibia mentioned. I could never get over the lack of attack animations Iol.
- Comment on Anon finally finds a girlfriend 1 month ago:
Same, it just so happened while i was in a creative writing class in college and in my final paper i took wild left turn and went on a rant about how Christians who think god or jesus talk to them are actually just have tulpas. It was supposed to be a paper about a poem by langston hughes…
I got a C.
- Comment on Meow 3 months ago:
People buy cats from shelters, then let them be outdoor cats. It does matter.
On the flip side, I’ve homed three outdoor/feral cats in my house. They adjust to being indoor cats fine.
Cats are an invasive species in most places and are super damaging to the local fauna.
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 3 months ago:
Not voting is the same as voting for whichever party wins.
- Comment on me want cookie 3 months ago:
Some geodes (not this one though) actually are fossilized crinoid heads. They’re found in southern Indiana.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 4 months ago:
A lot of kids fresh out of highschool are pressured into going to college right away. Its the societal norm for some fucking reason.
Give these kids a break and let them go when they’re really ready. Personally I sat around for a year and a half before I felt like “fuck, this is boring lets go learn something now”. If i had gone to college straight from highschool I would’ve flunked out and just wasted all that money for nothing.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 4 months ago:
And similarly, i could read code in a language I dont know, understand what it does and how it works even if I don’t know the syntax well enough to write it myself
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 4 months ago:
Am I weird in that I actually like the hypnic jerk feeling? It doesnt happen often to me, maybe once every few months. I also like bedspins, used to get them every night as a child/teen. though they rarely happen anymore. It was like my own personal rollercoaster ride!
- Comment on Anon is 33 4 months ago:
Thanks for the insight! Sounds like you’re doing a lot better now
- Comment on Anon is 33 4 months ago:
Hoenstly, probably better than being homeless. Life in prison as a local hero among inmates for deposing a capitalist.
- Comment on Anon's strict mom 5 months ago:
Blow your load on her bedsheets
- Comment on Anon has a GF 5 months ago:
Ngl I love those little GFs. Not for meat, they make a terrible grill, but as a panini press theyre great!
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 5 months ago:
I’m over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
- Comment on Anon is SpongeBob 5 months ago:
Ahh, they must’ve whispered “no homo” before getting in the showers together!
- Comment on YEET 6 months ago:
No no, because they only had one frame of it moving, they can only calculate and upper and lower bound on it’s speed. The number given was the lower bound is what theyre saying.
- Comment on alpha 6 months ago:
However, the gluten-free fad diet was actually incredibly beneficial for sufferers of celiac desease because it made gluten-free products so mainstream and really expanded what pre-made foods and snacks they can buy in stores.
- Comment on never skip 6 months ago:
This is what peak yardcover looks like
- Comment on Anon tries to understand his coworker 6 months ago:
Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.
Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.