TheSlad
@TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on never skip 5 hours ago:
This is what peak yardcover looks like
- Comment on Anon tries to understand his coworker 1 day ago:
Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.
Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 2 days ago:
No, he likes money. Remember a few years ago when he tweeted about how great dogecoin was? Then a week later he tweeted about how stupid is was and that he was done with? He probably made millions buying and selling dogecoin as he made those tweets. There a huge conflict of interest when it comes to celebrities endorsing crypto coins. If you have the pull, you can just buy a bunch of some shit coin, talk it up and then all the people who look up to you to will go buy it, pumping up the price while you sell and make a huge profit. Then the value crashes back down and everyonw who bought is left holding the bag. Whenever some famous person talks about a crypto, 100% of the time it is a grift to skim money from their follower’s pockets.
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 3 days ago:
Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 3 days ago:
wastes his time watching movies all day.
Really?? Smh
- Comment on Shorebirbs 1 week ago:
Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan highplains!
- Comment on That funny feeling 1 week ago:
Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.
- Comment on You'd better 3 weeks ago:
Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?
- Comment on Scientists Are Mapping Landslide Risk in Alaska. Some Homeowners Don’t Want to Know. | Deadly landslides are increasing around the world. But in parts of Alaska, maps of the hazards remain controversi 3 weeks ago:
Probably they don’t want to know because they will be poweless to stop it and are not able to relocate right now and they don’t want their insurance to raise rates or just drop them.
- Comment on The Toughest Journey 4 weeks ago:
When I went to mexico many years ago, they had dedicated teams of conservationists mark and monitor all nesting spots (they didnt collect the eggs), then when they start hatching they will rake the sand in a path to the ocean and inevitably a crowd of tourists will gather so the conservationists also end up having to hold the crowd back so that they dont get in the way, the crowd does however scare away any beach predators.
I got to see both egg laying, and eggs hatching it was very cool. The baby turtles are sooo tiny and adorable.
- Comment on Anon has a back injury 4 weeks ago:
I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.
- Comment on He's just lucky I guess 5 weeks ago:
The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.
Allegedly.
- Comment on Anon is a collector 5 weeks ago:
Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I’ve collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying
- Comment on 🐛🪲🐞 1 month ago:
Balthus, 1934: The Guitar Lesson.
(Content warning, google at your own risk)
- Comment on Anon gets a haircut 1 month ago:
Are only short people allowed to have buzzcuts?
- Comment on Eternal fire 1 month ago:
Im seriously considering getting rid of my oven and replacing it with an air fryer and portable induction hotplates.
Only problem is that a frozen pizza wont fit in an air fryer and thats like the only thing I actually use the over for!
- Comment on You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon goes to dinner with coworkers 1 month ago:
Theres a lot they don’t teach in school! Its been over a decade for me but from what I remember “world history” class was basically just WWI and WWII.
- Comment on Anon goes to dinner with coworkers 1 month ago:
Irish people were forced to eat potatoes because they were subjugated by british lords who took everything else they farmed. When the potato “famine” happened, they were actually still producing plenty of other food, just that the British lords didnt care and still forces them to hand it over.
Admittedly this is the extent of my knowledge on the situation, so you should look it up yourself if you want to know more.
The “Joke” at the irish guy in the greentext is actually pretty insensitive and rude, much moreso than asking a german why he didnt order sauerkraut.
Potatoes aren’t even native to Ireland.
- Comment on Anon applies for a job 1 month ago:
I once a applied for a job that said C# .NET in the title, the requirements listed embedded systems programming qualifications, and their automated hiring thing gave me a little “aptitude test” asking questions for a tech support role. Literally one of the questions was if I would be able to install antivirus software on other employees’ computers.
- Comment on We Got You 2 months ago:
If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
- Comment on And another 2 months ago:
Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.
He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.
- Comment on Anon has a special request 2 months ago:
My highschool biology classroom had the skeleton of an indian tween in a closet. It had been professionally skeletonized and rigged up and everything. The bio teacher swore it was there when he started teaching and that he doesnt know anything about it…
He also had a human fetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
- Comment on 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨 2 months ago:
How fast would the rose have to be going to blueshift that much? Someone please do the math
- Comment on Anon pretends to be a girl online 2 months ago:
Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/
For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.
- Comment on Anon has a sketchy teacher 2 months ago:
Sounding is often associated with CBT/BDSM/pain play, but it doesnt have to be. I’m not into any of that, I sound because it feels good. It doesn’t have to hurt at all if you’re gentle with yourself and don’t force it.
- Comment on Anon has a sketchy teacher 2 months ago:
Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I’ve never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!
Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.
Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I’ve never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.
- Comment on Symptoms of arsenic poisoning 2 months ago:
Ahhh dammit! Who poisoned the BDSM rat??
- Comment on Anon's gf is unfulfilled 2 months ago:
This was my life for 7 years. I’ve been happily single ever since she found some other poor sob to torment with her bullshit.
- Comment on Anon needs help reading a social situation 2 months ago:
Probably hes staring at her and what hes seeing is her noticing him staring at her. Anon is indeed a fucktard.
tries to help out at new job
immediately gets hit on by neckbeard coworker
he wont stop staring at me all day
Guys don’t be like anon.
