IndiBrony
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world
- Comment on I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US) 27 minutes ago:
Ladbrokes is a good start. Job Centre. Gym (boxing gyms usually). Race riots.
- Comment on What causes this 59 minutes ago:
These days? Mah boi, back in my day you’d very easily end up accidentally watching something horribly illegal just seconds before your computer is bricked by a Trojan.
Sometimes, you weren’t even looking for porn!
- Comment on No looky for you! 1 hour ago:
Hun I’ve told you there’s a refractory period. Give me 5 minutes before we go again 👍
- Comment on WMD 7 hours ago:
Yeah, all those bandwidths going through the same psychic will kill them
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 7 hours ago:
- Comment on Anon saved Portugal last month 14 hours ago:
Speaking of queues, I just want to rant for a second:
Queuing in Britain is one of our greatest strengths. Everyone stays chill, nobody cuts in, everyone knows that everyone gets seen in due time.
But what the fuck are we doing in bars and pubs now? Who the hell started the idea that it was socially acceptable to queue at a bar?
It’s one of the few places where the organised chaos of just piling in reigns supreme.
You squeeze in, find a space at the bar when it appears, and the innate understanding between bartender and client turns what looks like abject chaos into a beautiful drunken ballet.
Fuck queuing at bars. Fucking stop it.
- Comment on Been a long century 14 hours ago:
“I need about tree fiddly”
- Comment on Check out this alpha male 1 day ago:
I’m a neutrino, and you can call me Ryder “You can’t stop me. You busta!”
- Comment on Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend! 2 days ago:
14 gallons per year? Rookie numbers! I drank more than that on a single 7-day binge!
- Comment on Yeah yeah, we get it 2 days ago:
That’s pound shop Lewis Hamilton 👍
- Comment on On trees... 4 days ago:
Land will be trees, beaches will be crabs, and I’ve heard oceans will be nothing but jellyfish
- Comment on On trees... 4 days ago:
Heh, branch
- Comment on Black Mirror AI 4 days ago:
All the while as we roast to death because all of this will take more resources than the entire energy output of a medium sized country.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Well they definitely weren’t taking his spot at Harvard, that’s clear
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s how I read this. She’s not being punished, she’s crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Do these tests take place with people watching? If not, could you not bullshit by saying “Yeah I’ll do it”, then lock the parents out from seeing anything before having a chat with the girl about how bullshit it is, then bullshit even more by simply telling the parents “yep, totally a virgin, absolutely a virgin”?
That said, now I read that out loud I realise that’s probably way too risky and could cost you your license.
- Comment on Thats a polar bear 3 weeks ago:
[careless whisper intensifies]
- Comment on That's only fair 3 weeks ago:
Non-American here: Colorado?
I don’t know many American symbols, but I’m sure that C flag is Colorado. Is it Colorado?
- Comment on Fairy tales 4 weeks ago:
Listen, strange moment lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had thrown a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
- Comment on 100% all natural hand-drawn comic 4 weeks ago:
I hope this came from my comment in the other thread about napkin art. I love these. We should keep going ❤️
- Comment on floats away in disgust 4 weeks ago:
You don’t need any artistic skills to make a comic. Draw that shit on a napkin for all I care - if it’s a good joke, we’ll laugh. In fact, drawing it on a napkin would instantly increase the amount of charm ten-fold.
- Comment on The therapy I can afford 5 weeks ago:
Can you run one locally on your phone?
- Comment on Bet 5 weeks ago:
I this to 3 click brain read Lemmy that post for in shit to
Great success!
- Comment on Anon finally finds a girlfriend 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 month ago:
I’m with you all the way to the final sentence.
Your indicator usage is linked to your mirror usage. If you use indicators in all situations regardless, what you might actually forget to do is look in your mirrors properly, which is more important.
Your first two mentions are fine examples. In the UK at least, using indicators when entering your driveway or a parking space isn’t necessary if no other cars or pedestrians are approaching your car.
- Comment on Proton 1 month ago:
Malaysian Proton?
- Comment on Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan 1 month ago:
Hang that nigga now! I got the rope right here!
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Yeah we were only a few inches away from the good timeline
- Comment on Couldn't be worse than what we have now... 1 month ago:
NARF!!
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 1 month ago:
But muh sport!
