anarchrist

@anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's absolutely true.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So many options, such excitement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I having a stroke or is my oven dirty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get to the choppa!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [knowyourmeme.com/…/patrick-bateman-with-an-axe](Hey Paul!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought birch beer kind of tasted like root beer plus cream soda, so you should try that sometime I bet you’d like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

  Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why do you also need this piece of paper that doesn’t even seem to function as a ticket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, mom, liberals are racists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll save you a trip: proximity does not illuminate it in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If that were “all” there was to it we’d have simulated a human brain by now.

  Didn’t it take them a long ass time to do this for a fruit fly brain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning it's very cold so let's make some soup.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NBC News Does Entire Piece Trying To Link CEO Shooting To ‘Violent Video Game’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea you could just kill people and lie about it until I played amogus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then congratulations you now work at subway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is outside our unrealistically optimistic visitor’s center.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Terredise?!? Terredise nutz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dread toy-peddler Funko Pop gets cool, handsome Itch.io taken offline via dodgy "AI-powered" brand protection⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien meme:

  I saw you enjoy combusting and breathing petrochemicals so I had some made into a doll.

  Thank you. I will treasure it for the next 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Torrent of Hate for Health Insurance Industry Follows C.E.O.’s Killing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon man, the hate was obviously there before the killing, it’s just that it took a murder to get the hacks at the NYT to cover it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huehuehue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And now you have…oh my fucking god you have my hands give them back!! Oh wait I forgot to cover the mirror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHINY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh neat like in the Mummy! Oh wait…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨alpha⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter an edge case my designers did not forsee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marvel calls for more reshoots on ‘Captain America: Brave New World’ after failed test screening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah buy Disney needs that ROI so they’re going to keep pumping out the slop as long as enough piggies eat it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I too am something of a joguar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIOMES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you doing steppe nomad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From moms pov⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you are the gabagool

  I feel seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it again, Dexter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a scientist, but I think the BFD is that it’s 30k years old from a completely extinct branch of animals (unlike mammoths which are closely related to modern elephants) and the thing they found was a frozen tundra mummy not a fossil so it has soft tissue and stuff unlike other extinct animals we typically observe via fossils like dinosaurs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah just has the one eye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a gay I can confirm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A garage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia is shrinking; the Kremlin says child-free ideology is to blame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no we made our country an authoritarian shithole and it bummed the young people out so hard that we no longer have infinite babies to throw at war and capitalism. Gee fuckin whiz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same calculation but you also take a shot of vodka for all integers less than n but greater than 0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish Notations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That chicken's name? Joe Rogan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep that’s where he first broke containment