anarchrist

@anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pineapple was never the problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck it, slice me off a piece

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds like a place I'd love to work for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

  Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now *we* have memes comrades⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still got bars though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One stray bullet and the entire farm gets asphyxiated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's a cute name⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m Prune Tracy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This used to be peak commercial humor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In general people really like seeing themselves on the TV and understand exaggerated stereotyping for comedic effect. Mama mia boopity bopy, as my ancestors would say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ya every time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah just leave some mcds out as bait. Maybe do it in DC and Florida

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snap, Crackle, Transubstantiate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is haram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI’s new anti-jobs program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to wage war against the thinking machines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blast from the past⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this is Patrick… I mean lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when that happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well…go on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blast from the past⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How many moms ago is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halp.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tried the iso and now my dick is removed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when that happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Live Laugh Lacerate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's absolutely true.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So many options, such excitement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I having a stroke or is my oven dirty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get to the choppa!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  [knowyourmeme.com/…/patrick-bateman-with-an-axe](Hey Paul!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought birch beer kind of tasted like root beer plus cream soda, so you should try that sometime I bet you’d like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

  Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why do you also need this piece of paper that doesn’t even seem to function as a ticket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure, mom, liberals are racists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll save you a trip: proximity does not illuminate it in the slightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If that were “all” there was to it we’d have simulated a human brain by now.

  Didn’t it take them a long ass time to do this for a fruit fly brain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning it's very cold so let's make some soup.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NBC News Does Entire Piece Trying To Link CEO Shooting To ‘Violent Video Game’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea you could just kill people and lie about it until I played amogus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then congratulations you now work at subway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t thought about the smell, you bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is outside our unrealistically optimistic visitor’s center.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Terredise?!? Terredise nutz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dread toy-peddler Funko Pop gets cool, handsome Itch.io taken offline via dodgy "AI-powered" brand protection⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien meme:

  I saw you enjoy combusting and breathing petrochemicals so I had some made into a doll.

  Thank you. I will treasure it for the next 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Torrent of Hate for Health Insurance Industry Follows C.E.O.’s Killing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon man, the hate was obviously there before the killing, it’s just that it took a murder to get the hacks at the NYT to cover it.