Good morning it's very cold so let's make some soup.

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This physically hurts to look at

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

    I wish you the most wonderful day and pleasant night.

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    • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Somehow this isn’t as bad

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    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Safety first, the chair is protected by a seatbelt!

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    • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This has a vibe to it

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• zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Clearly an AI photo, and at first I thought “Well, of course only AI would be dumb enough to do this.”, but then I remembered I grew up in Florida and realized civilization was a mistake.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh gawd I fell for it. It’s the right amount of blurry that was common on the early internet so I didn’t question the hazy details.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Modern problems require modern solutions

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Modern problems require homeless solutions

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• rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  WHY ARE YOU IRONING CLOTHES WITH THE SOUP STOVE?

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this what “I can’t afford to fix my stove” looks like?

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• anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Shoep

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  After that we’ll flip some burgers on this thang

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    sick. I bet it leaves nice grill marks.

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Name a bigger fire hazard

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  • minibyte@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The human torch.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Drunk dabs at 1 am with a propane torch with no auto shutoff

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• KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Soup: Fortified with Iron

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Does an iron put out enough heat? I’m legit curious.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can do ironed cheese sandwiches,* so they get plenty hot, but most modern irons will turn themselves off if they’re not moving for more than a minute.

    *Assemble the sandwich on top of a generous piece of aluminum foil, heavy duty if you have it: butter on the outside, cheese on the inside, sourdough with cheddar is excellent but white bread with American is what the kids expect. (Don’t get too creative with additions until you have a good sense of how long to melt the middle without burning the outside.) Bring up two foil edges and fold that seam at least twice, making it flat as possible against the sandwich and able to channel any escaping butter towards the ends rather than just seeping down onto the ironing board. Then fold the ends as well. Maybe you better put a second piece of foil on your ironing board just in case. Put the iron on top heat but turn off the steam. Iron the sandwich on both sides, starting with the seam side and then doing the bottom, until it smells toasty and delicious. Only move the iron enough to hit all the corners and also keep it from turning off, and don’t press hard.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Probably, it’s probably quite inefficient though.

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• IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is honestly modern genius.

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