BonesOfTheMoon
@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy Easter Monday! 5 days ago:
Omigod.
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
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- Comment on I brought you a candy cane. 1 week ago:
Well I wouldn’t blame Him.
- Comment on I brought you a candy cane. 1 week ago:
They make me laugh.
- Comment on He'll think it's hilarious. 1 week ago:
Pull a quarter from behind his ear.
- Comment on I brought you a candy cane. 1 week ago:
Anchovies.
- Comment on He'll think it's hilarious. 1 week ago:
Then give him a kick in the bum.
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- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 2 weeks ago:
Ass. It tastes like ass.
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 2 weeks ago:
Here is my worst food abomination for you that I’ve ever seen. Yr welcome.
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- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
Best fish fry on earth is held at the Legion. You could smoke indoors in a Legion until about 2010 I think? As long as people were done eating.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
Army Navy Air Force baby.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
I had freenet. It was like a party line in the 1930s version of internet. Basically you could have a little time online every day.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
I had to telnet into chat rooms. We had no browsers. I was old before you were born.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
Moi aussi. My Livejournal user number was 3 digits.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
You feel me.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
I used telnet talkers! No web browsers existed.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
I regret nothing.
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- Comment on I don't know the reason why. 1 month ago:
Ate them in Canada for many years, am not American.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 93 comments
- Comment on Yes this year is going to be really good and productive 1 month ago:
He just sprayed the paper towel instead of the table and the Spaniard didn’t like that.
- Comment on Hopefully, he will be 6 underground by that time. 1 month ago:
Also I don’t think voters appreciated having her shoved in at the last minute.
- Comment on Yes this year is going to be really good and productive 1 month ago:
I worked at a horrible restaurant almost 30 years ago run by an obnoxious Spanish man who would not let you have butter for bread, and once when a guest sat on his crappy plastic chair and it broke turned around and put it on his bill. He would follow you around and fuss at you for stupid things, and he liked to follow one waiter named Ken around and criticize his table wiping. “Meestar Ken, that ees not how you do it, first you spray, DEN wipe”.
Finally he did this one too many times, and Ken looked at him and said “get fucked you fat Spaniard, I already got a new job”, and left just before the dinner rush.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 44 comments
