minibyte
@minibyte@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on We got several more inches of snow last night after getting over seven a few days ago. I went to my local newspaper's website to find out if there was anything I should know. This was their top story. 1 week ago:
I used to dispatch roadside assistance, and in certain winter weather when there’s a driving ban – if you break down or slide off the road, no one is coming for you. Tow trucks won’t drive, and often the police themselves won’t even drive out.
You were right to check, or try to at least.
- Comment on Trump Is Sentenced in N.Y. Hush-Money Case and Will Avoid Jail: Live Updates 1 week ago:
Become the avatar of an oligarchy.
- Comment on Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years? 1 week ago:
No, houses are flammable too. They’re surrounded by invasive and extremely flammable eucalyptus trees.
- Comment on Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years? 1 week ago:
The main reason for the fires in Australia were eucalyptus trees. Eucalyptus trees are foreign California. They were brought over by Australians. The fires aren’t California’s fault.
- Comment on DC Scrambles To Remove 'City Ads' Calling Trump Supporters 'Trash' 2 weeks ago:
When the legislative, judicial and executive branches hide and ignore the truth it’s not just our right, but our duty as citizens to proclaim tumultuously.
- Comment on Good morning it's very cold so let's make some soup. 5 weeks ago:
The human torch.
- Comment on Where do people dance? 1 month ago:
You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, cause if your friends don’t want to dance then they ain’t no friends of mine.
- Comment on Pass the football 1 month ago:
The lead paint generation took the reins.
- Comment on For when it gets real 1 month ago:
Would a jackhammer work?
- Comment on Anon thinks the French are posers 1 month ago:
The French deserve some respect. Want to know what a true strike or protest look like, look to the French.
- Comment on The 51 Percent: "Feminism is about taking power away from men" 2 months ago:
It’s worth a shot. Look what we’ve done to the place.
- Comment on Dogma at 25: How a controversial Catholic comedy became practically impossible to see 2 months ago:
🏴☠️
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 2 months ago:
To insure proper service. Congratulations, everyone at the joint now knows your face and that you’re cheap.
You’ll get the worst service imaginable.
- Comment on Memes aren't always funny. 2 months ago:
It’s the first politically based meme I’ve laughed at since the results came in. Thanks, I needed that.
- Comment on I'm not worried you're worried 2 months ago:
@lemmy.ml speaks for itself.
- Comment on Automated switchboard 2 months ago:
Press 0.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
When I became a man I put away childish things.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is English your native language?
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 2 months ago:
- Momma’s threat “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it” hits harder.
- Comment on Is American politics really as seemingly satirical of itself as it is portrayed? 2 months ago:
Just assume the possibility that this is partly a show, in order to make people underestimate him
This is a man that ran a casino into the ground. A man who has 6 bankruptcies and 34 felonies under his extensive belt.
He might just be that dumb.
- Comment on Why did my bus driver want me to not pay the fare and instead just "TAKE A SEAT!!!" 3 months ago:
Posted a minute before this one. Nice catch.
- Comment on Britons ‘healthier than Americans’ but more likely to doubt health, study finds 3 months ago:
healthier than Americans
Is it limbo night? That’s an awfully low bar you’ve got there.
- Comment on Anon gets a haircut 3 months ago:
Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.
- Comment on Anon has a discord gf 3 months ago:
Steal her boyfriend.
- Comment on Blue Protocol's western release has been cancelled and its Japanese servers will shut down early next year 4 months ago:
Blue Protocol seemed to be following closely in the footsteps of Genshin Impact, with a world of blue skies, green grass, and Breath Of The Wild-style enemies to bash through action-RPG combat.
Another live service game trying to cash in on the success of it’s predecessors. Another fail.
- Comment on Ballaholic I'm guessing 4 months ago:
b4 That’s a bingo!
- Comment on Final Fantasy Creator Reveals Which Entry He Thinks Is 'Most Complete', and It's Not Final Fantasy 7 4 months ago:
“In terms of the Final Fantasy that I think is the ‘most complete’; I believe Final Fantasy 6 comes close, and does stand out above the other Final Fantasies, especially because it was the last Final Fantasy to use pixel art in all of its visual expression,” Sakaguchi said.
- Comment on Useless Otters 4 months ago:
I’ll quote Jeremy Clarkson on this one. It seems fitting
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
- Comment on Kennedy Says Trump Will ‘Make Americans Healthy.’ His Record Suggests Otherwise. | As president, Donald J. Trump slashed protections for clean air and water and weakened school nutrition standards. 4 months ago:
If your physical trainer look like Trump would you hire him?
- Comment on Megalopolis is a work of absolute madness 4 months ago:
the quote does not appear anywhere in Marcus Aurelius
And the trailer was pulled due to AI quotes. I thought that might’ve been a publicity stunt. You beautiful bastard!