Submitted 3 days ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/science/asteroid-2024-yr4-impact.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yE4._uCC.RlpuWQ5d208L
United States checking in: a giant asteroid sounds quite nice about now.
It’s a city-killer at worst. Not enough to take down the US
So what we do is we train a team of oil drillers to land on the asteroid, then we pump it full of steroids. Gotta beef up that 'roid with 'roids.
minibyte@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
United States checking in: a giant asteroid sounds quite nice about now.
silence7@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
It’s a city-killer at worst. Not enough to take down the US
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 days ago
So what we do is we train a team of oil drillers to land on the asteroid, then we pump it full of steroids. Gotta beef up that 'roid with 'roids.