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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know you’re in a fucked up timeline when you have to pause for a second and consider the possibility that this might be real.

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    • leisesprecher@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thoughts exactly.

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    • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pfffff I’m taking that for granted.

      You know, I watched idiocracy this weekend. We should have a religion based off that by this point, where are the scammers when we need them???

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        where are the scammers when we need them???

        They’re called the republican party, and the term is ‘grifter’.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I don’t what happened to our timeline.

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  • foofiepie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Savage 😂

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At this point it isn’t even funny because America is so stupid that this is even possible.

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    • Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We can only hope Jessie The Body Ventura can save us

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just got that it is a joke now that you said. We don’t doubt anymore

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  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania drops radioactive fallout on you?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shed my skin and die screaming

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      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Hey, look, it sloughs off, just like raclette.”

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Somehow, an green, glowing, monstrous hulk hogan fits this timeline

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He could blow up a dozen primarily black/ethnic schools, and Trump voters would likely make excuses for him.

    For anyone out of the loop, Hogan is insanely racist.

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  • minibyte@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lead paint generation took the reins.

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck it why not, best case scenario is an Austin surprise return

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The image of Stone Cold Steve Austin in full rattlesnake mode kicking down the door to the white house and stomping A plethora of mud holes into every single person there all while his music is being pumped throughout the white house is a beautiful image, thankyou for that!

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      • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        WHAT!?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lloyd, or Stone Cold Steve?

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Powers.

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      • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stone Cold and that’s the bottom line!

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Peter Theil using his proxies to nuke the world like he did gawker

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  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ”WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER DROPS THE NUKES ON YOU???!!!”

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please tell me this is a joke

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    • oascany@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “These colors don’t cum channel”

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      • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They really don’t

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    which means that Bubba the Love Sponge gets to watch the launch

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    • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is a name I thought I would never seen again when I left Florida :(

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, just knowing the code is one part of what can only assume is a process the Hulkster has little ability to carry out so yeah, whatever.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      wasnt the code 0000 for decades?

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      • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t surprise me if that was true or just a story that got spread around until it just became accepted.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Macho Man Randy Savage would be concerned if he was still alive.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ‘These Colors Don’t Cum’ channel

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right on, brother.

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how is he still alive?

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  • Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am proud to lend my support to this worthy endeavor.

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