Schorsch
@Schorsch@feddit.org
- Comment on The burden of being different 5 days ago:
Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 6 days ago:
They’re worse than my wife.
- Comment on Meaty lifehack 3 weeks ago:
You should not freeze raw minced meat. Fry it first.
- Comment on Pass the football 3 weeks ago:
Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.
- Comment on 8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on When someone brings your old comments 1 month ago:
Isn’t this the Crusty Crab!?
- Comment on Sustainabily sourced 2 months ago:
Kids and grown-ups love it so. 🤨🤤
- Comment on Brexit 2 months ago:
Every day I went to school with concepts of my homework.
- Comment on The mark 2 months ago:
Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don’t have it.) - Comment on Two slightly off centre parallel universes 4 months ago:
Brain: “Me!? … What?? I’m NOT doing that!!”
- Comment on Remember when 15% was the expected, not the minimum? 4 months ago:
USA™ – The default country
- Comment on Before the Olympics went woke 4 months ago:
And vice versa.
- Comment on you can hear this image 4 months ago:
Oooh you!
- Comment on Vacation Bible School 4 months ago:
Not in the Old Testament though.
- Comment on Late for work 4 months ago:
¿¡Porque no los quatros!?
- Comment on My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. 4 months ago:
You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.
- Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" 5 months ago:
Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
- Comment on What's up with all the "___punk" stuff? 5 months ago:
Considering this, what’s the world / society we’re living in? Fuel punk? Fossil punk?
- Comment on I backed my car into a cop car the other day... 5 months ago:
Look, I said don’t! And I was nice about it!!
- Comment on I backed my car into a cop car the other day... 5 months ago:
Found the US citizen, I guess.