Schorsch
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- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 2 weeks ago:
Back when I was in school they told me I was supposed to enjoy my youth and that it would be about the best time of my life. What they actually did was to demotivate me regarding my future. School was hell. Life is much better nowadays.
- Comment on Got some more folks?? 2 weeks ago:
Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!
- Comment on Natures jehovas witness 3 weeks ago:
Woah there, what’s the algorithm going to think!!?!1
- Comment on Chili 3 weeks ago:
👆 Chili
- Comment on engaged 5 weeks ago:
Na gut, solange sie es mögen ist doch alles schicki und fein.
- Comment on Lemmy when it finds out the beans aren't ready yet 5 weeks ago:
Are the beans ready now?
- Comment on The inconsistent naming for insert row/columns in the German MS Office 2 months ago:
AI will keep us from having to pay translators, they said…
- Comment on I'm not going to remember this 2 months ago:
- … … … you’re not even listening, are you!?
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- … uuuuuh, what? - Comment on 5 Soothing Solutions for Back Pain Relief (That Actually Work!) 💆♂️✨ 2 months ago:
I bet this pillow is total and utter shit if their business depends on advertising like this.
- Comment on I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄 2 months ago:
I see. It’s time to act. I promise to address this issue.
- Comment on I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄 2 months ago:
This is a shitpost community, not a fromage post community.
- Comment on my house, my rules. 2 months ago:
𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓮
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𝓓𝓲𝓮 - Comment on Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽ 3 months ago:
8-hour work days are a made-up concept. They’re not set into stone.
Also, use your work time wisely. Like… on the toilet, for example.
- Comment on Whose bright idea was it to give the morning people enough power to set the "business hours" anyways‽ 3 months ago:
4-6 hours of active work time isn’t enough.
Says who!??
- Comment on Why do most Americans use an iPhone? 3 months ago:
Apple is in no way better.
- Comment on Bumper crop 3 months ago:
Weed em out before it’s too late. See current US politics to know why.
- Comment on Working below minimum wage to save the planet 3 months ago:
CAD work is more entertaining than video games to me, and in the end I’ll have something I can use.
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 5 months ago:
Honestly, it was better than what the future looks like it’s going to be like. (Although we never know what’s going to happen, so hope might be an option still.)
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 5 months ago:
I don’t know, 2024 was quite okay, more or less.
- Comment on Graphic Design Is My Passion 5 months ago:
Idk I think it looks cool.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 5 months ago:
Yes, I think it’s possible.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 5 months ago:
Not in every car though. My car doesn’t have this. (Opel Meriva A)
- Comment on Important 5 months ago:
People in my street will be very annoyed when I drive my car today!
- Comment on I don't have to check the price because I know I can't afford it. 5 months ago:
Well you could buy a pack of Babybel and feel like a rich person.
- Comment on I don't have to check the price because I know I can't afford it. 5 months ago:
We accidentally spent € 30 on four pieces of cheese the other day. (At least it was good cheese.)
- Comment on parent 3 who? 🤔 5 months ago:
He’s so tired, no wonder his only motivation to be elected again was to stay out of jail and now he makes himself Musks straw puppet.
- Comment on The burden of being different 5 months ago:
Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!
- Comment on This store owner will be glad to touch it for you 5 months ago:
They’re worse than my wife.
- Comment on Meaty lifehack 6 months ago:
You should not freeze raw minced meat. Fry it first.
- Comment on Pass the football 6 months ago:
Seriously, for me as a European the only thing telling me this is a joke was the logo in the lower left. I had to look twice. This is fucking worrying.