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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

    A: You fuck her!

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      #unclejokes

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I’ve had dates that would have loved that one.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll

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      • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)

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  • impudentmortal@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

    The ding dongs

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  • Brainsploosh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s brown and sticky?

    A stick

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

      Dr. Dre.

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  • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Always keep a spare strap on in my car

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  • g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Astyanax Mexicanus

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *Astyanax Mexcanus

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  • Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it. Image

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s my favorite messenger

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