Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I’ve had dates that would have loved that one.
Got some more folks??
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henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 days ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 days ago
If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)
impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?
The ding dongs
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
letsgo@lemm.ee 4 days ago
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 days ago
That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Always keep a spare strap on in my car
g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Astyanax Mexicanus
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 days ago
*Astyanax Mexcanus
Schorsch@feddit.org 4 days ago
Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Hupf@feddit.org 3 days ago
That’s my favorite messenger
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her!
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
#unclejokes