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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

  A: You fuck her!

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    #unclejokes

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I’ve had dates that would have loved that one.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll

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    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)

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• impudentmortal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

  The ding dongs

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• Brainsploosh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s brown and sticky?

  A stick

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

    Dr. Dre.

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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• KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always keep a spare strap on in my car

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• g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What do you call a fish with no eyes?

  Astyanax Mexicanus

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *Astyanax Mexcanus

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• Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it. Image

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s my favorite messenger

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