KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Fast boi 13 hours ago:
Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.
- Comment on Anon takes an IQ test 2 days ago:
It’ll be nice to have smart people running things for a change. Relatively speaking…
- Comment on Anon gives a former president some feedback 6 days ago:
Matter of perspective. Ask halliburton how’s it going…
- Comment on frenly warnin 6 days ago:
That’s good looking out.
- Comment on What's this thing? 1 week ago:
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
- Comment on Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention! 1 week ago:
Which isn’t for everybody
- Comment on Roll tide! 1 week ago:
Gotta keep it in the family
- Comment on If I don't have my lunch my sugar crashes and I get sleepy 1 week ago:
Also the bands ask if everyone wants to hear another song or we good?
- Comment on This garbage 1 week ago:
Most people ask if it hurts when I write. Decades ago I decided to basically write upside-down. I turn the paper the opposite direction you’re saying then curl my hand essentially pulling the pen. I fill out door hangers for my job and I hold them upside-down on my leg and fill them out. Customers often ask how the hell I do it lol. I’m like, necessity my friend.
- Comment on Science has not gone far enough 1 week ago:
- Comment on Thanks for nothing 1 week ago:
I do my minimalist
- Comment on What happens to all the used guns? 1 week ago:
My father in law has guns from 1800s that still function. I’m not a gun person at all but I am into my father in law liking me because I love his daughter and she loves his will lol. We’ve gone to the range to shoot them and they’re being left to me eventually in almost certain. I appreciate that something that old is still kicking around and will be mine out of some sense of love or whatever but I’ll prolly just sell them and use the money for my daughter’s college or whatever but I guess the point of this useless paragraph is they can last many lifetimes if properly cared for. He’s not a big gun guy either but they were passed down to him and are “collectors items” I guess.
- Comment on Thanks for nothing 1 week ago:
That was actually big big making sure you had no money to buy from big small. America used to be all about big medium but now big mega big has forced us all to big nothing or big small at best. It’s a big problem.
- Comment on Science has not gone far enough 1 week ago:
I figured it out. I bought a fancy $100 pillow that a certain hotel uses which is fucking bliss. Underneath that I have the flattest most useless “idea” of a pillow I’ve had for years. Combined it is the perfect amount of pillow. I can’t recommend enough purchasing a high quality pillow though, it’s a game changer for real.
- Comment on You tryna ride this 2 weeks ago:
If you do, use protection. That bussi has multiple people inside it every day.
- Comment on This garbage 2 weeks ago:
As a lefty I can confidently say fuck all pens. The sharpie gel one I use is alright but ball points just don’t work for those of us who push the ball when we write instead of dragging it. It’s like every pen I use is out of ink.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
…she acted a victim, but couldn’t convince them, because that bitch is dumb
I think that’s how it went?
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
Cute enough but dumb as a bag of musk
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
Oh that was fucking clever.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
You need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah those are the premium version. Also little life hack for those versions, you can also stick those in a vagina to clear out any junk that might have made it’s way up there. Same with the butt. I’d recommend cleaning it after the butt stuff though.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
- Comment on What is best Lemmy App to use on iPhone? 2 weeks ago:
I use jerboa. Works for me.
- Comment on What's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked? 3 weeks ago:
I mean the only real solution here is to not use your phone in a situation where it could be stolen. Ear buds combined with Google or Siri or whatever can basically do almost everything you might “need” to do with a phone without ever removing it from a pocket, purse, what have you. Aside from that a phone can be remotely wiped easily enough. That combined with solid password security practices such as not saving your passwords, or simple pin numbers or pattern unlock will easily give you enough time to ensure your privacy remains intact and the only real loss is the cost of replacement.
Just curious, what situations are envisioning that a “theft proof” device is something that is absolutely necessary? Using complex passwords and such should be enough honestly. Insurance on phones is cheap and covers theft.
- Comment on What's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked? 3 weeks ago:
Android has theft detection and auto locks and then allows you to remotely wipe it.
Does Apple not have this feature?
- Comment on Anon is confused 3 weeks ago:
Drama queen
- Comment on How do people doctor shop? Don't all doctors pass info on all their patients between each other? And in this day and age how do they do it.? 4 weeks ago:
Or actual good drugs, like Adderall. Which is hard to do these days without a psychiatric recommendation. If OP is struggling with opiates they should look into a Suboxone program. Plenty of clinics out there for that and it could get well save their life.
- Comment on I knew it 4 weeks ago:
Oh damn. Are we already the AI?
- Comment on I knew it 4 weeks ago:
I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.