KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Is it worth investing if I can only contribute $50 a month? 1 day ago:
Awesome. I’ll take the the standard 10% unless/until, you lose your ass. Then I’ll just pretend I don’t know you.
- Comment on Is it worth investing if I can only contribute $50 a month? 1 day ago:
Truth. Lots of money to be made in crypto but it’s basically gambling outside of eth and BTC. I make decent returns playing with memecoins but you have to watch it for awhile and know when to sell/buy etc… for example, now it’s a good time to throw money into Shiba Inu coin. It’s down a lot, which is normal, but it’ll go back to higher numbers soon, as it always does. Once you get a feel for what a normal low and high are you can just set auto buy/sell at those points and make decent profits.
Of course, when it comes to crypto, Bitcoin and eth are more like commodities and are generally safe. Shit coins are high risk but but $50 in a shit coin could be $150 overnight if you know what to look for.
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 1 day ago:
I was referring to when he almost got taken out at the rally
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 1 day ago:
Like…for fish tanks?
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 1 day ago:
Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 1 day ago:
Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose making things even. 2 days ago:
That was fucking solid
- Comment on Good afternoon I choose making things even. 2 days ago:
Pic? Seeing is believing
- Comment on Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized 2 days ago:
I mean dildos are shaped like dicks generally so they probably have nothing against Dick, just the useless shit attached to it
- Comment on Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized 2 days ago:
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like goddammit
- Comment on Sovereign citizen. 3 days ago:
Yeah but not the right color. He’s fuked.
- Comment on It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers? 4 days ago:
Sounds like they suffer less than a lot of people. At least they found their center.
- Comment on It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers? 4 days ago:
They’re for connecting to a car battery and a dead car battery to jump start the dead one. Pretty common really.
- Comment on It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers? 4 days ago:
And that’s why I’m leafing you!
- Comment on The average life of a Blu-ray collector 1 week ago:
Because Tom Cruise sucks and is a piece of shit.
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 2 weeks ago:
So Middle Eastern people know about this?
- Comment on Making peace with liking very few games? 2 weeks ago:
Not weird for me. I don’t play anymore at all. Don’t even have a system to do so. But, I watch YouTube videos about games and game facts or speed running every night before bed. I know more about games now than when I actually played them. I just don’t have time for them anymore but that doesn’t mean they don’t interest me. I lost my passion for playing games years ago but not the idea of it. I don’t know or care about the hype but I just find it terribly interesting via others hype or interest in these games. If that makes sense.
- Comment on Its in the details... 2 weeks ago:
Sataned eggs
- Comment on Are you receiving? 2 weeks ago:
Thank God
- Comment on Its in the details... 2 weeks ago:
Sorry snooggums you know I love you but you no
- Comment on Its in the details... 2 weeks ago:
I fucking hate deviled eggs so it works for me. Those look shit.
- Comment on Are you receiving? 2 weeks ago:
Is this dog real?
- Comment on 5x Evolutionary Winner 3 weeks ago:
Crabs barely see at all
- Comment on 5x Evolutionary Winner 3 weeks ago:
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
- Comment on can they?? 3 weeks ago:
Clams have feelings too
- Comment on Well THAT fucking sucks! 🤬 3 weeks ago:
Oh no, he gave up! Good. He was stealing replies anyway. Did you even get the .01$ from all his replies? God, I hate thieves.
- Comment on Well THAT fucking sucks! 🤬 3 weeks ago:
I haven’t had this issue with newpipe yet but maybe it’s because I’m just watching video game facts and ROM hack videos for games I’ll never play.
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus 4 weeks ago:
Sounds amazing
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus 4 weeks ago:
My job is 95% just general maintenance. The ones I’m talking about are the rest. I recognize my bias, I admitted as much. Doesn’t make me feel any different though.
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus 4 weeks ago:
Not to judge too harshly (but I’m about to) but I spend a lot of my work time inside others homes and I constantly see grown ass men with kids and it’s obvious their entire lives revolve around call of duty or fortnite and I’m like wtf? What job do you have that allows you time to play that stuff so intensely and still be a reasonable role model for your kids?? I’m partly jealous and partly wondering if they’re even involved in shit outside of the gaming. I see it all the time, Dad is playing games while the kids are sitting in front of a tablet with headphones on at 2 in the afternoon on a fucking school day and they’re in their underwear or just diapers. Backyard is a disaster filled with dog shit and toys that haven’t been touched in months and I’m in there spraying pesticides to kill the bugs invading their house because no one in that family has even seen a broom less yet used one. These are upscale homes too, not some crack den. It’s fucking depressing to me mostly because you can almost smell the dysfunction.
I know it’s not everyone but it gets to me when I do see it because one day they’re gonna wonder when that kid grew up and why they are so anti social with them or why no one talks to each other.
Rant over I guess. Harangue me if you all want, I know I just did, but I gave that shit up to be a kick ass dad to my daughter and help her discover her interests, not shoving mine in her face or neglecting her interests for my own. My parents sucked and I see a lot of kids who are gonna feel the same as me.
Long story short, I bet Elden ring is the shit so I’m watch YouTube videos about in bed lol.