KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on 4chan Is Down Following What Looks to Be a Major Hack Spurred By Meme War 5 hours ago:
Bump
- Comment on It's a fun new game 13 hours ago:
And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?
- Comment on Anon is looking for a new video game 1 day ago:
For me it’s more about simply someone paid for this thing and how I get paid (unfairly but still) and it isn’t that person’s fault my company sucks. I feel bad if I don’t give the customer what they expect and paid for. Like I can’t fuck other people over just because I’m being fucked. On the other hand I understand why the McDonald’s person doesn’t give a shit and I don’t blame them at all. The lie is deeply engrained in us.
- Comment on Anon diversifies fetishes 1 day ago:
Back that cache up
- Comment on Anon notices 1 day ago:
After the equinox so 22+3=25
I dunno I just wanted to be included in the dumb argument
- Comment on Do it 2 days ago:
Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 2 days ago:
That’s one way of putting it i suppose.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 2 days ago:
It’s all false and and sexually stereotyped
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 3 days ago:
I’ve been married for 13 years and have a daughter…
So no.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 3 days ago:
Which is why he is smart.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 3 days ago:
There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I’m convinced most people think it’s just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I’m usually telling you there a pig ahead.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 3 days ago:
Anon is very smart and too good for this person
- Comment on Irresistible 4 days ago:
Might be Damien’s?
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 4 days ago:
That must be it. Sounds like something they’d say…
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 4 days ago:
Where have I heard this before?
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
It wasn’t a question
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
You fuck one goat…
- Comment on trapped in the middle with u 2 weeks ago:
Is he looking down on us or waving to us?
- Comment on Are color palettes subject to copyright protection? 2 weeks ago:
I call dibs on green©
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 2 weeks ago:
No u
- Comment on Based on skill level my girlfriend would be better at this than me. Not everyone can pull on it without causing discomfort 2 weeks ago:
I can pull on it better than anyone. I’ve had experience. Can pump too.
- Comment on Fast boi 3 weeks ago:
Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.
- Comment on Anon takes an IQ test 3 weeks ago:
It’ll be nice to have smart people running things for a change. Relatively speaking…
- Comment on Anon gives a former president some feedback 3 weeks ago:
Matter of perspective. Ask halliburton how’s it going…
- Comment on frenly warnin 3 weeks ago:
That’s good looking out.
- Comment on What's this thing? 4 weeks ago:
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
- Comment on Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention! 4 weeks ago:
Which isn’t for everybody
- Comment on Roll tide! 4 weeks ago:
Gotta keep it in the family
- Comment on If I don't have my lunch my sugar crashes and I get sleepy 4 weeks ago:
Also the bands ask if everyone wants to hear another song or we good?
- Comment on This garbage 4 weeks ago:
Most people ask if it hurts when I write. Decades ago I decided to basically write upside-down. I turn the paper the opposite direction you’re saying then curl my hand essentially pulling the pen. I fill out door hangers for my job and I hold them upside-down on my leg and fill them out. Customers often ask how the hell I do it lol. I’m like, necessity my friend.