KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Weapons trafficking 1 hour ago:
He was also in the sopranos
- Comment on a flower for mother's day 3 hours ago:
Sounds like it isn’t real
- Comment on Touch grass. 6 hours ago:
I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control
- Comment on (・∀・) 6 hours ago:
Eat shit and thrive
- Comment on Anon is in a study 6 days ago:
I didn’t think so. Pretty sure 4 Chan translates to 4 truth
- Comment on Anon is in a study 6 days ago:
Are you saying this is fake?
- Comment on George Wendt, Who Played Norm on ‘Cheers,’ Dies at 76 6 days ago:
Damn he was my favorite on cheers growing up.
- Comment on Official poster for "Zootopia 2" 1 week ago:
Even if they’re sexy Bunny cops?
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 1 week ago:
Have you missed yet?
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 1 week ago:
I’ve been telling people for years about the trick to flying but no one ever gets it.
- Comment on Love this 1 week ago:
Drop in, let’s go
- Comment on Have you tried going outside though 1 week ago:
Why did you do this to me?
- Comment on It's My Nature 2 weeks ago:
What is o7? You’ve said it twice.
- Comment on Ticketmaster proudly announces it will follow the law and show prices up-front 2 weeks ago:
Too little too late. I don’t need to see any band, show, whatever that badly. Haven’t bought a ticket through them in many many years and I never will.
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 2 weeks ago:
Oh fuck you
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 2 weeks ago:
Fuck I do. We need a whole instance for these
- Comment on Marshmallow Test 2 weeks ago:
Pretty sure that’s not meth, those are amphetamine or dextro-amphetamine. I’m not a chemist but the meth part makes a biiig difference in my experience. I love Adderall once and awhile for busy days, cleaning, hiking, whatever, but the only time I did meth I geeked the fuck out for 14 hours and nearly beat my dick to death, woke up 2 days late enrolled in college (years after school with no intention of going to college lol). It was fun and easy to see how people get so strung out on it but I was far from functional.
- Comment on Marshmallow Test 2 weeks ago:
Just curious… What would a healthy dose of methamphetamines be? Hypothetically, of course.
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 2 weeks ago:
I’m not judging man that’s cool
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 2 weeks ago:
That’s cool, you like to see men naked
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 2 weeks ago:
I moved to California last year from Oklahoma. Occasionally I will say something about moving from Oklahoma and people are like, “oh that makes sense, you have a Midwestern accent sometimes”. We all sound normal to ourselves but everyone has an accent. Like the way California people say their O’s.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I know nothing of or even care about IT stuff but I fucking love this podcast.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 weeks ago:
Well yeah, Disney.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 weeks ago:
Damn I haven’t heard about that yet. I think that’s good news though, honestly we don’t need these plastic bags. Even at $0.10 each I have a cabinet full of them. I use them as often as I remember to but I def have more than necessary. I already pay the same for plastic bottles, cans, etc… although I get my money back on those when I recycle, as you know. Paper bags just seem easy more sustainable.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t been to Walmart in so long I can’t actually recall. I know my local Bodega has shitty bags that they also charge for…
- Comment on floats away in disgust 4 weeks ago:
Bottles in the background change every panel
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 weeks ago:
I’m in California and they did the same thing but we still get plastic bags. They’re reusable and $0.10 each.
- Comment on longiboie 4 weeks ago:
I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…
You’re holding a roach.
Stop that.
- Comment on What is this called? 5 weeks ago:
Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.
- Comment on "confiscated" 5 weeks ago:
Good call. I was just thinking the trippy background def doesn’t happen with cocaine