KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Insect Facts 5 days ago:
Stamets for sure
- Comment on The Pillowcase is FAR superior! 2 weeks ago:
Wow, you had flour at your house? Who’s the capitalist pig now? Must’ve been nice eating bread.
- Comment on The Pillowcase is FAR superior! 2 weeks ago:
I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 2 weeks ago:
Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.
- Comment on Pringhouls 3 weeks ago:
Mostly air then… Figures
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren’t trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won’t fuck with you unless you are a threat. I’ve knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They’re also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.
- Comment on Severence Season 2 Announced 3 weeks ago:
I really enjoyed the style of this show. Was good too.
- Comment on Important Metrics 3 weeks ago:
Nice
- Comment on Keep Killing Games 3 weeks ago:
No idea what I just watched but it was hilarious
- Comment on How do you even post that much 4 weeks ago:
We are all American on this blessed day
- Comment on How do you even post that much 4 weeks ago:
Today is kind of a not very blessed day at least in America
- Comment on Anon tests something 4 weeks ago:
The treat that’s salty and sweet!
- Comment on lil jumper 1 month ago:
They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They’re super awesome.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
My bad, that’s my kink.
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…
- Comment on walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints 1 month ago:
I got told the other day by all my friends they’re called slides and I’m wrong for calling them flip flops. They told me flip flops go between your toes and I said no, those are thongs. Then they said no, those go between your ass checks. I quit arguing at that point.
- Comment on walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints 1 month ago:
That might be the worst riddle I’ve ever riddled
- Comment on Installation 1 month ago:
I’m sure the water put it out.
- Comment on Installation 1 month ago:
Looks like it can run doom
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
- Comment on What's his DJ name? 1 month ago:
NoWMDJ
- Comment on Why does the media print rags to riches stories? 1 month ago:
Yo dawg…
- Comment on Why does the media print rags to riches stories? 1 month ago:
They’re doing it wrong I think
- Comment on Undulating 🐍 1 month ago:
🌎🧑🏼🚀🔫🧑🏼🚀
- Comment on This is my hole! 1 month ago:
Thanks I couldn’t remember the name
- Comment on This is my hole! 1 month ago:
Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying
- Comment on Preference 1 month ago:
Hot dog goes down easier. I find easier to swallow a weenie shape than a ball shape.
- Comment on Empires fall 1 month ago:
Turned back to pizza hut in a few instances