KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on this picture is 27kb 5 days ago:
My daughter is always asking how long until whatever and I usually say 3 SpongeBobs or however many SpongeBobs or takes
- Comment on Checkmate, science 6 days ago:
Pedestrians are the crumple zone. It’s revolutionary really.
- Comment on i was the lead developer of this game 6 days ago:
I’m actually working on that now. There’s was a lot to do and expectations have been high given the success of the first game. Please be patient as we are working hard to ensure the best possible experience for our valued gamers.
- Comment on Today's charity shop haul. 2 weeks ago:
If you take mushrooms watch fantastic planet on them. Trust me, it enhances the experience.
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit I just realized because of your comment that I could pull up on my toilet handle to flush it backwards instead of pushing it down to flush normally!
- Comment on This manhole placement is more than mildly infuriating 3 weeks ago:
They did. Then they took a picture and posted it here to outage everyone.
- Comment on Because only women are worried about becoming step-parents? (This prolly could've been an Ask Lemmy.) 3 weeks ago:
That was supposed to say Internet *outrage sorry it was a typo
- Comment on Because only women are worried about becoming step-parents? (This prolly could've been an Ask Lemmy.) 3 weeks ago:
That’s doesn’t work for Internet outage though
- Comment on Piracy 3 weeks ago:
He tried genocide but it didn’t work that way
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
Earthidonchathink
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
Earthisntasniceasuthink
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
I’m an earthidonwanna
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
To the moon!
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
It can go either way
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
- Comment on 30 bush lights a day makes the sad go away. 4 weeks ago:
As a fellow soon to be alcoholic I think I speak for them and I both when I say… I can be ok whenever I want!
- Comment on You will certainly not regret 5 weeks ago:
Not at all! You weren’t preachy. I used to not drink at all and only use cannabis but after a very very bad experience on mushrooms every time I smoke or use weed I have several panic attacks and alcohol is the only thing I can use anymore to calm my nerves and stop my stupid head from doing its thing. I’m not an alcoholic by any means but ask me again in a couple months and that might change if I don’t.
The move across the country was for a work promotion so now I’m the boss and opening a new branch in a new state so I’m trying to keep up and setup everything while taking direction over the phone and it is driving me nuts!!
But I don’t mean to complain really, it’s just new and stressful and being alone is literally the worst thing for me. I’ve never been away from my family more than 2 days before and over estimated my ability to cope. I’m happy here and know I did the right thing but it’s tough.
Good luck to you and hope your medical things go well. If you read all that, thank you, I needed to get that out lol.
- Comment on You will certainly not regret 5 weeks ago:
It really is a time saver until the whole… You know, liver thing…
Good on you, I’m currently cutting down myself but it’s been difficult. Recently moved across the country and my wife and daughter are staying back until the house sells so I’ve been alone and bored for over a month now. Praying it sells soon before I duck my body up lol
- Comment on You will certainly not regret 5 weeks ago:
I never do. You just got to build up a tolerance. Some people keep telling me it’s an addiction but they’re just pussies who can’t handle their alcohol.
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
I pronounce it gif so I’m good either way
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
Radically tubular
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
I always thought opposition
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
Yes, Cuban B!
- Comment on I feel old 1 month ago:
You know me
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 1 month ago:
I used to buy the songs that would play as my phone ringing. Like I’m not sure how to say it but when you called me you were forced to listen to a shitty song I liked instead of hearing the riiing riiing. Or when I called my weed guy instead of hearing the riiing or was 36 Mafia "where is the bud, where is the bud playing.
- Comment on *enhance* 1 month ago:
I’m only getting 1 frame per minute
- Comment on just imagine 1 month ago:
That’s just too many, you lost me at 3
- Comment on just imagine 1 month ago:
Onion
- Comment on Eclipse advice for those in their 40s and 50s. 1 month ago:
You absolutely will be seeing the dark side of the moon…
- Comment on Waffle House Is Taking Heat For An 'Especially Alarming' Paycheck Policy 1 month ago:
What shoplifters? I’ve never seen anyone steal anything. And neither have any of you…