KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on What's the deal with gasping? Is it an inherent reflex? Is it learned? Did I desensitize myself to the point of not gasping anymore? Do you gasp? Do certain groups of people gasp less commonly? 3 weeks ago:
Do you mean audibly gasping?
- Comment on I stole most of these. 3 weeks ago:
Brought to you by h gang
- Comment on Some worms have bones. 3 weeks ago:
Do you really wanna bang heads with him?
- Comment on Where's the couch, JD? 3 weeks ago:
His face but fatter and less makeup
- Comment on You got it, buddy 3 weeks ago:
No one really knows. Some even say it doesn’t exist.
- Comment on Anon finds love 3 weeks ago:
Def. Happens to the worst of us.
- Comment on It's got electrolytes 3 weeks ago:
And comes on them
- Comment on No rational person would do this... 3 weeks ago:
That would take forever
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 3 weeks ago:
🍆
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 3 weeks ago:
Flat. Like soda left out.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 3 weeks ago:
What goes up must always come down
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 3 weeks ago:
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
- Comment on Hot enough for ya? 4 weeks ago:
Alternatively you can use a timer but if you’re ADHD like myself you’ll forget why you had one and burn them. Kids won’t burn, they’ll just complain for a bit.
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 4 weeks ago:
I, like most Americans, know we only get one vote! Gotta save it for that perfect candidate!
/S obv
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 4 weeks ago:
This thread is wild
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 4 weeks ago:
Jesus. It’s a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 4 weeks ago:
That was truly disturbing to see. I’m not sure why but I did not like that at all.
- Comment on how to punish puppy girl? 5 weeks ago:
Any rational person should know that there aren’t any sexually deviant clowns hiding under your bed waiting to get fucked by a Roomba riding dildo…
But there’s always a chance!
- Comment on how to punish puppy girl? 5 weeks ago:
If it’s a decent model it’ll go practically everywhere until it goes under the bed where it’ll get stuck on a sock or something.
- Comment on Anon confesses a secret 5 weeks ago:
Cumbox was worse
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
??
Profit
- Comment on Me looking at your posts like 5 weeks ago:
Please don’t
- Comment on me when theres soup 5 weeks ago:
Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Checkmate atheists
- Comment on Bugs 5 weeks ago:
I’m doing my part!
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 5 weeks ago:
I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that’s super cute
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 1 month ago:
Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 1 month ago:
I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…
He’s a tampon.
Sandy cheeks…
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 1 month ago:
Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 1 month ago:
Judge Redd