“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”
Anon confesses a secret
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Logh@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol
katze@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
fake: anons have gfs
gay: anons jerk off to each other’s nudes
underscores@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me
gay: camping
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Uhh, that kind of just sounds like a convoluted excuse to look at pictures of OP and play it off like there is some valid reason why the rest makes any sense…
ddplf@szmer.info 1 month ago
A true gentleman never neglects to extend a handshake when finalizing such courteous exchange.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Mutual masturbation with extra steps.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
literally extra steps
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
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