Anon confesses a secret

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”

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  • Logh@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.

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    • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol

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• katze@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fake: anons have gfs

  gay: anons jerk off to each other’s nudes

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

  gay: camping

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• Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uhh, that kind of just sounds like a convoluted excuse to look at pictures of OP and play it off like there is some valid reason why the rest makes any sense…

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A true gentleman never neglects to extend a handshake when finalizing such courteous exchange.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mutual masturbation with extra steps.

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    literally extra steps

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