festnt

@festnt@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees a happy couple⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  in any tropical area, daily showers are a requirement. in colder places they might be overkill, but idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees a happy couple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  huh i thought they were:

  1. be a nice person
  2. take showers
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to be a singer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  aw man… have we all been fake and gay all along?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works at gamestop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  were you the kid in the story?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a busy day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and never opens 4chan either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives with his sister⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fake: anon lives with a woman

  and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister’s dates to have fun with them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pumps up the crowd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deleted

  i agree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pumps up the crowd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i mean, he does say he lives with 5 other dudes so it must also be fake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  one is a good moral example and the other is a medieval sex guide

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes first contact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technoblade never dies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes first contact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, the best chad/virgin memes are the ones where it’s flipped and the chad is the one doing the dumber thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions the KKK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no they surely just hate the lowercase t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Puss in Boots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  anon just wanted to share his own search history but was too afraid of saying it was his so he invented a whole story to say it wasn’t his

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches The Terminator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  in the majority of states

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has casual sex⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe he just doesn’t like sex

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon picks up some food for his family⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fake: anon goes outside

  and gay: he has fantasies of loving another male (immaginary son)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when i explain a joke to someone who didnt understand it and get called ableist for it :3

  and wdym by unlabeled sarcasm? i thought the “:3” was enough to show someone isn’t being serious. like, seriously, we’ve been using “:3” to do that for this entire thread

  also how was i even supposed to know you’re neurodivergent?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks for understanding what i was talking about :3

  but seriously, i got 2 replies talking like i was doing anti-medicine propaganda or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it’s obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when i talk sarcasticaly about liking pain and someone thinks it’s anti-medicine propaganda :3

  no u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has their dream job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the post seems to be talking about a precise grenade throw in a game. the only game i know that has such a thing is counter strike, so assuming that’s what it is.

  in CS, the player (for some reason) only gets deafened if they’re looking at the grenade, meaning they also get blinded. plus, the blinding effect is way more important than the deafening effect, since a person would still be able to shoot someone else if they’re just deafened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has their dream job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ö

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but am i a dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  politics? earth shape? religion? nah, i like to argue about washing or not the chicken when preparing it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  me neither (ive never prepared any chicken)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's strict mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, its also a good thing to say that’s how you did it right when everyone finishes eating