festnt

@festnt@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon picks up some food for his family⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fake: anon goes outside

  and gay: he has fantasies of loving another male (immaginary son)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when i explain a joke to someone who didnt understand it and get called ableist for it :3

  and wdym by unlabeled sarcasm? i thought the “:3” was enough to show someone isn’t being serious. like, seriously, we’ve been using “:3” to do that for this entire thread

  also how was i even supposed to know you’re neurodivergent?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks for understanding what i was talking about :3

  but seriously, i got 2 replies talking like i was doing anti-medicine propaganda or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it’s obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when i talk sarcasticaly about liking pain and someone thinks it’s anti-medicine propaganda :3

  no u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i love it when my burnt skinless finger starts spraying blood and my date squeezes it, giving me unmeasurable amounts of pain :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has their dream job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the post seems to be talking about a precise grenade throw in a game. the only game i know that has such a thing is counter strike, so assuming that’s what it is.

  in CS, the player (for some reason) only gets deafened if they’re looking at the grenade, meaning they also get blinded. plus, the blinding effect is way more important than the deafening effect, since a person would still be able to shoot someone else if they’re just deafened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has their dream job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ö

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets corrected⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  but am i a dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  politics? earth shape? religion? nah, i like to argue about washing or not the chicken when preparing it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't wash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  me neither (ive never prepared any chicken)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's strict mom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yes, its also a good thing to say that’s how you did it right when everyone finishes eating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hi bald. i’m fest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  unironically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  of course

  how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thats what trash cans are for i guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no, just screw off the whole toiled and replace it with a bidet, like us normal people do.

  where do i shit? well…
  that is what litter boxes are for, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i guess when people hear “bidet” they think think of a bigger one like this:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  eating is not reccommended.

  also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i’m genuinely curious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  or have a bidet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  makes sense. i thought most people agreed to the “18 year olds have their brains developed enough to make life-long choices” thing, but i guess not.

  of course though, there’s variation and 18, just like 21 and 25, is just an estimate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks for the explanation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thanks i think?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fake because tim is marrying a girl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  whats wrong with that?