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This definitely happened and totally isn’t a shitty made up event by a 15 year old on 4chan.
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Submitted 10 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Anon fell asleep
Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nope, definitely the spirit of a safety-conscious voyeur.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Aaah, the old sexy radio dream again
j4k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I’ve seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is spoopy a typo or a slang people use? So spooky that it made one poop(y)?
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Just shitty 4chan slang.
Primary usage I’ve seen for it is sPoOpY sKeLeToNs.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.
warbond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Fake: OP heard a ghost Gay: OP touches a dick
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.