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This definitely happened and totally isn’t a shitty made up event by a 15 year old on 4chan.
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Submitted 2 months ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Anon fell asleep
Apeman42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope, definitely the spirit of a safety-conscious voyeur.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Aaah, the old sexy radio dream again
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I’ve seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is spoopy a typo or a slang people use? So spooky that it made one poop(y)?
DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Just shitty 4chan slang.
Primary usage I’ve seen for it is sPoOpY sKeLeToNs.
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.
warbond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fake: OP heard a ghost Gay: OP touches a dick
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.