I'm not going to remember this

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD

  and don’t forget to blink. yeah, you forgot, eh?

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• Schorsch@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  - … … … you’re not even listening, are you!?
  …
  - … uuuuuh, what?

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I only dissociate with one co-worker who tells long stories. Something like, “I saw a clown at the grocery store” turns into,

  “Yesterday, I drove to the grocery store with my cat in the car because he needs pills. When we got to the store I was grabbing bread for sandwiches. I want to save money making food at home so I make sure to get bread that has a lot of grain. When picking out toppings in the dairy section I saw a clown that knows where Malaysia Flight 370 is. He was next to the American cheese but I prefer Swiss”.

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