Lucidlethargy
@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Squats 2 days ago:
He just had his first crabby patty.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 4 days ago:
Let’s get them, boys! Haha just kidding. Am I? Yeah. Haha.
Ha.
- Comment on Bean cake 6 days ago:
That’s lovely.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 6 days ago:
It’s always nice to bleach your bee hole.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 6 days ago:
It’s it? Where do you live? I’m in California in the US.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 6 days ago:
I own two of them. They are great for honey.
- Comment on A drop of whiskey vs bacteria 1 week ago:
They’re drunk.
- Comment on Biblically accurate tree angel 1 week ago:
I printed this one this year for my tree.
- Comment on How would you decide? 1 week ago:
Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 1 week ago:
Still a better romance than Twilight.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 1 week ago:
Yeah, that wasn’t allowed. I had a portable at one point, and it got like two channels…
Does anyone want to talk about the price is right?
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 1 week ago:
Hawaiian Pidgin is also pretty damn funny. Look up “Da Jesus Book”.
- Comment on Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse 1 week ago:
Mine also said it was raining.
- Comment on It's nothing 2 weeks ago:
Ah, yeah. That’s smooth.
- Comment on Huge if true 3 weeks ago:
Oh man, wait until you try 15 beers.
- Comment on Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis. 5 weeks ago:
What a bunch of totally random things! No connection! Sad!!1!
- Comment on Dubba bubba 5 weeks ago:
How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?
- Comment on The existence of billionaires is a policy failure 5 weeks ago:
I think we just need to send them into space… Forcibly. Permanently.
- Comment on And now I'm reminded I have two of these to repair. 5 weeks ago:
Well you shouldn’t have woken me up, now we’re both going to burn.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I don’t like how two are so crust heavy.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 1 month ago:
I don’t know if I can take them trickling on me much more than they already are.
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 1 month ago:
No way they don’t sue, it’s just a matter of time. I’m sure their sales have plummeted from all the idiots believing anything they read.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 month ago:
That’s nuts. I just finished a gallon that I opened 10+ days ago, which expired 5 days ago. Tasted just fine, no problems.
This was Rockview, though. It’s one of the best tasting milks you can buy in SoCal.
- Comment on Nothing’s new bloatware includes Facebook services that can’t be uninstalled 1 month ago:
Oh good, one less phone to consider.
I would literally sooner intentionally install malware in my phone than anything from Meta.
- Comment on sucked in losers 1 month ago:
I like to fart around tall people for exactly this reason.
- Comment on sucked in losers 1 month ago:
As a short person, is it too much to request that they put their dick away? Or at least get medical treatment, because we really shouldn’t be able to smell it.
- Comment on PC Master Race 1 month ago:
The consoles are “cheap” because the controllers, games, and subscription services are expensive.
It’s far, far, far cheaper to game on a PC in the long run. You can buy a pc capable of playing many games for as little as $300 (gmtek or similar micro pc sporting high performance amd cpu). If you want better graphics, you plug a gpu into that for $260 or so (Radeon 9060).
Steam is crazy cheap. Multiple sales a year, and if you don’t like a game you can get a full refund. Free AAA games every week as well from GOG, Epic, and rarely but surely, also Steam.
- Comment on Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever 1 month ago:
Well, I’m 90% proud of Linux!
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 month ago:
I was just noticing this before I read your comment.
- Comment on US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment 1 month ago:
The CEO of Microsoft is deep throating Trump regularly. The company won’t do anything.
