Lucidlethargy
@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Garlic sauce 5 days ago:
Isn’t this just ranch?
- Comment on Just keeping my buoyancy in check. 1 week ago:
That guy’s always smiling. I bet he knows exactly how to do it. Who is going to call him out?
- Comment on It's a bit like waking up after too long of a nap 1 week ago:
I feel personally attacked by this thread and this comment. All of these things have been consumed in great quantities.
- Comment on Add a third, larger bar for "knowing the right people" skills 1 week ago:
Nepotism is often the only bar on the chart.
- Comment on Asking any AI on how to build a guillotine 1 week ago:
It literally just tells you how to make one on gemeni. I just tried it.
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 2 weeks ago:
Good damn it! This is the final straw!! Give me two or three more of those beers and then we’re going to fucking riot!
- Comment on So upset during the holidays! 2 weeks ago:
They’re also wrong. Christmas is just Saturnalia rebranded/appropriated. Christ wasn’t even born in the winter according to scripture.
Santa is the reason for the season. And consumerism! And lights!
- Comment on Squats 3 weeks ago:
He just had his first crabby patty.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 3 weeks ago:
Let’s get them, boys! Haha just kidding. Am I? Yeah. Haha.
Ha.
- Comment on Bean cake 3 weeks ago:
That’s lovely.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
It’s always nice to bleach your bee hole.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
It’s it? Where do you live? I’m in California in the US.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
I own two of them. They are great for honey.
- Comment on A drop of whiskey vs bacteria 4 weeks ago:
They’re drunk.
- Comment on Biblically accurate tree angel 4 weeks ago:
I printed this one this year for my tree.
- Comment on How would you decide? 4 weeks ago:
Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 4 weeks ago:
Still a better romance than Twilight.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, that wasn’t allowed. I had a portable at one point, and it got like two channels…
Does anyone want to talk about the price is right?
- Comment on A Jamaican accent just makes me smile 4 weeks ago:
Hawaiian Pidgin is also pretty damn funny. Look up “Da Jesus Book”.
- Comment on Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse 4 weeks ago:
Mine also said it was raining.
- Comment on It's nothing 5 weeks ago:
Ah, yeah. That’s smooth.
- Comment on Huge if true 5 weeks ago:
Oh man, wait until you try 15 beers.
- Comment on Also the day that the world found out that Hitler had a micropenis. 1 month ago:
What a bunch of totally random things! No connection! Sad!!1!
- Comment on Dubba bubba 1 month ago:
How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?
- Comment on The existence of billionaires is a policy failure 1 month ago:
I think we just need to send them into space… Forcibly. Permanently.
- Comment on And now I'm reminded I have two of these to repair. 1 month ago:
Well you shouldn’t have woken me up, now we’re both going to burn.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I don’t like how two are so crust heavy.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 1 month ago:
I don’t know if I can take them trickling on me much more than they already are.
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 2 months ago:
No way they don’t sue, it’s just a matter of time. I’m sure their sales have plummeted from all the idiots believing anything they read.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 2 months ago:
That’s nuts. I just finished a gallon that I opened 10+ days ago, which expired 5 days ago. Tasted just fine, no problems.
This was Rockview, though. It’s one of the best tasting milks you can buy in SoCal.