NegativeLookBehind
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Heh 1 day ago:
“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”
- Comment on Mickey 17 | Get Tickets Now 3 days ago:
No
- Comment on Not the Toll Roads Notification of Toll Evasion!! 4 days ago:
Gotta pay the toll troll
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
Literally
- Comment on Those damn woke corners. 6 days ago:
This one singular meme will make them hate NASCAR
- Comment on America's Lost [Navel] Airships | Mustard [20:30] 1 week ago:
- Comment on Should I be Concerned? 1 week ago:
Shapes derived from corn-like synthetic substances
- Comment on What job do you need this hard hat for? 1 week ago:
Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 1 week ago:
Yessssss this is very nice 9/10
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 1 week ago:
This needs to become a Lemmy drawing contest
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 2 weeks ago:
Just remember Newton’s first law: Fire is fucking awesome
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 2 weeks ago:
Just close your eyes and let it happen
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 2 weeks ago:
What could go wrong? It’ll be fine
- Comment on If you can find the oil filter, I'll give you a quarter. If you can get it out after the lube tech tightened it to 325 lbft, I'll give you sixty bucks. 2 weeks ago:
Oxyacetylene torch. It cannot be tight if it’s liquid.
- Comment on idk i guess im like “emotional” like idk like i guess being emo🖤⛓️ isn’t popular…..but i hope you guys understand like sometimes you have to like let it out…lmk in that comments😜 3 weeks ago:
The Lamb of God font is sick
- Comment on My fat ass reporting to you live from vacation 3 weeks ago:
You need to shave
- Comment on To the next person who does the same. 4 weeks ago:
The perfect crime.
- Comment on CHLAMYDIA 4 weeks ago:
I had that once.
- Comment on If you put a child in a small box and kept them in it, what would happen? 4 weeks ago:
Jigsaw, is that you?
- Comment on Just shut up 4 weeks ago:
When you try to back away slowly but they just move with you
Holy shit what is happening
- Comment on Anon questions North Korea 4 weeks ago:
America: Hold my beer
- Comment on Don't put it in a crazy 4 weeks ago:
Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow
Or ever again.
You’re never leaving.
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 5 weeks ago:
I wud lick a slic of pooprini pleac
- Comment on 3 days... 5 weeks ago:
The dread sets in.
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 5 weeks ago:
We could cry in the shower together?
- Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords 5 weeks ago:
Me: “Jesus, do you ever stop yammering? Less talking, more vaporising”
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 month ago:
No you don’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Your friend sounds pretty lazy. He should be working 7 days per week, 12 hour shifts, for no extra pay.
- Comment on If you're not attracted to anyone "in your league", but you cannot choose who you are attracted to, then what are you supposed to do? 1 month ago:
Listen Dingus, “leagues” are you devaluing yourself, and putting others up on a pedestal.
Stop it.
- Comment on Wish there was a toggle for it like there is on phones 1 month ago:
That’s OK, champ.
