NegativeLookBehind
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you put a child in a small box and kept them in it, what would happen? 6 hours ago:
Jigsaw, is that you?
- Comment on Just shut up 15 hours ago:
When you try to back away slowly but they just move with you
Holy shit what is happening
- Comment on Anon questions North Korea 1 day ago:
America: Hold my beer
- Comment on Don't put it in a crazy 1 day ago:
Bonus, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow
Or ever again.
You’re never leaving.
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 4 days ago:
I wud lick a slic of pooprini pleac
- Comment on 3 days... 4 days ago:
The dread sets in.
- Comment on Me too, thanks. 6 days ago:
We could cry in the shower together?
- Comment on I welcome our new alien overlords 1 week ago:
Me: “Jesus, do you ever stop yammering? Less talking, more vaporising”
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
No you don’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Your friend sounds pretty lazy. He should be working 7 days per week, 12 hour shifts, for no extra pay.
- Comment on If you're not attracted to anyone "in your league", but you cannot choose who you are attracted to, then what are you supposed to do? 1 week ago:
Listen Dingus, “leagues” are you devaluing yourself, and putting others up on a pedestal.
Stop it.
- Comment on Wish there was a toggle for it like there is on phones 1 week ago:
That’s OK, champ.
- Comment on Wish there was a toggle for it like there is on phones 1 week ago:
5+12
Or
17-2, drop the 1
- Comment on GPD WIN 4 handheld plans to support Valve's SteamOS in 2025 2 weeks ago:
$900 and you have to put SteamOS on it yourself?
Why wouldn’t you just buy a cheaper Steamdeck that already has SteamOS and a 1tb drive? GPD, reinventing the wheel.
- Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits 2 weeks ago:
They’re in the toilet, so it’s fine
- Comment on Maybe there is a benefit of wasting so much of your time on Lemmy 2 weeks ago:
Dude just go to sleep. This anal probe is a rental and I have to return it by 7am, or they’ll charge me for another full day.
- Comment on When people ask me what I did for new years. 2 weeks ago:
Could’ve gone to Dan Flashes
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 weeks ago:
What minor social misstep have you taken that will haunt you for the rest of your life?
- Comment on Don't let this happen to you 3 weeks ago:
There’s a scene (maybe in this episode) where Spongebob tells Gary not to drop the soap. It took me many years to realize that the writers snuck a prison rape joke into a kids TV show.
- Comment on Is it unsafe to use a tablet with a big dent in the middle of it? 3 weeks ago:
If it spontaneously combusts: problem
If it does not: no problem
- Comment on Happy Gilmore 2 (2025, dir Kyle Newacheck) 3 weeks ago:
This is gonna be fucking terrible isn’t it
- Comment on So be good for goodness' sake! 3 weeks ago:
And now Timmy has stage 4 Leukemia. Thanks, Santa.
- Comment on Medicinal 4 weeks ago:
I have a doctors note!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
That thing is awesome looking
- Comment on China has expanded its nuclear force and strengthened ties to Russia, the Pentagon says 4 weeks ago:
We’ve chosen to do the same apparently. We’ll all just get along now!
Right?
- Comment on Archaeological discovery of amulet shows evidence of early spread of Christianity 4 weeks ago:
The disease
- Comment on Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking? 5 weeks ago:
There’s no way she could hit a drone with a rifle
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 5 weeks ago:
Whatever you do in life, please stay true to your username. We don’t need more dipshits like you contributing to the collective stupidity of the world.
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 5 weeks ago:
You’re hired!
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 5 weeks ago:
Choices like what? Having a blind favorable bias towards people who served in the military? The consequences of that are an incapable workforce that coast through life on past merits. I’ve worked with lots of them and most have a sense of entitlement, but are only mildly capable in the role they’ve been hired for. They have developed this sense of entitlement because people like you give them handouts.