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• vanta@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brain: “Eat”

  Wallet: “Cook”

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  • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fridge: You’re not gonna like my answer lol

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  • Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno, there really I nothing like a nice home cooked meal. Nothing on this planet hits the same way.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My brokeass 2025 back pocket: full of grubs for, uh, fishing

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes I don’t even wanna eat, I just want to not be hungry.

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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You: Sustenance for you… Brain: ??? You: ???

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fucking love my air fryer. Use it more than the microwave. I might go throw some fries in there, season them up with garlic and salt and oregano and feta. Fuck.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck

    Not eat? 😟

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    • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t kink shame, please

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• Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I eat ingredients.

  If ingredient won’t poison me, it is food.

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• Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s messed up that by the time you get hungry it’s too late to make food (without being hungry the entire time).

  So I have to anticipate my hunger and prepare in advance? Madness.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Slice of bread it is then”

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Brain: shoe made of flesh. Eat.

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• Olmai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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