The earth is a mitochondrion

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Looks like we have a wiener.

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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

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    • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Uranus must be enormous.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just when you thought the world couldn’t fuck you any harder

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• Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah so thats what theyre caled. I think I found a mitochondrion under my moms bed one time, must have been some kind of map.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How is the earth a midichlorian if it’s not even force sensitive?

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It is strongly force sensitive, but the force is always perpendicular to its trajectory around the sun, so that to a naive eye it seems not to be responding to any force.

    It’s like Yoda force-pulling Windu constantly in a circle ready for a hammer throw.

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  women will love this

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• drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mars is a cheeto then

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.

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    • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fun fact - mars dust is so toxic that even if the air was breathable we still couldn’t live there without respitory protection.

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• AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Our planet is the powerhouse of the solar system.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Economic powerhouse. No planet has as high as GDP as ours.

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Power bottom*

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• InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who said it wasn’t?

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• gazter@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah, the planetary core, the powerhouse of the planet.

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The powerhouse of the cell!

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