Just when you thought the world couldn’t fuck you any harder
The earth is a mitochondrion
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah so thats what theyre caled. I think I found a mitochondrion under my moms bed one time, must have been some kind of map.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How is the earth a midichlorian if it’s not even force sensitive?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It is strongly force sensitive, but the force is always perpendicular to its trajectory around the sun, so that to a naive eye it seems not to be responding to any force.
It’s like Yoda force-pulling Windu constantly in a circle ready for a hammer throw.
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 months ago
women will love this
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mars is a cheeto then
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Mmm, delicious Mars dust on my fingers.
drmoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact - mars dust is so toxic that even if the air was breathable we still couldn’t live there without respitory protection.
AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Our planet is the powerhouse of the solar system.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Economic powerhouse. No planet has as high as GDP as ours.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Power bottom*
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who said it wasn’t?
gazter@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Ah, the planetary core, the powerhouse of the planet.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 months ago
The powerhouse of the cell!
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Looks like we have a wiener.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Uranus must be enormous.